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Do you ever worry what your neighbours are up to?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It happens... anyone remember the guy that was murdered and dismembered and found all over Herts .. he used to live above where I worked ..  "
He is a butcher next door i think. A big bloke too!  |
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we used to have a jeremy kyle couple round the corner.
i once got woken up by raised voices at about 3am and they were screaming at each other on the front garden, with the baby (probably about 2 or 3) running around the lawn.
i mean, seriously, row, ok, thats fine, but that time in the morning and with the kid up'???? |
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"It happens... anyone remember the guy that was murdered and dismembered and found all over Herts .. he used to live above where I worked ..
He is a butcher next door i think. A big bloke too! "
dont go to any bbq's at his in the next few weeks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It happens... anyone remember the guy that was murdered and dismembered and found all over Herts .. he used to live above where I worked ..
He is a butcher next door i think. A big bloke too!
dont go to any bbq's at his in the next few weeks "
Oh fuck i just remembered he sells pies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine had a huge row at 9 ish with screaming in the garden. He is now putting black bin bags with heavy stuff into the car and all is quiet. "
is it Dexter? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"we used to have a jeremy kyle couple round the corner.
i once got woken up by raised voices at about 3am and they were screaming at each other on the front garden, with the baby (probably about 2 or 3) running around the lawn.
i mean, seriously, row, ok, thats fine, but that time in the morning and with the kid up'????"
It kicked off round 9 then a scream and it went quiet.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mine had a huge row at 9 ish with screaming in the garden. He is now putting black bin bags with heavy stuff into the car and all is quiet.
is it Dexter? "
I don't think so everyone calls him pieman cos he makes good pies.  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Mine had a huge row at 9 ish with screaming in the garden. He is now putting black bin bags with heavy stuff into the car and all is quiet.
is it Dexter?
I don't think so everyone calls him pieman cos he makes good pies. "
his surname isnt Lovett is it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best go to sleep now then.. or follow him when he drives off... do you have a dog ??"
I'm not sleeping no way!!!! I'm sure he saw the curtain twitch in the moonlight! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe he's just leaving her and didn't have a suitcase?
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I hope thats the reason and the electric is off cos she has gone to bed and the shovel is for gardening and the scream was the cat earlier and all that red stuff on the boot lid is paint. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Might be setting a kinky scene.
Very kinky he just put a spade in the boot now. I am peeping round the curtain.
And they say us women are nosey lol"
Wish i hadn't looked now. Or should i creep out and have a closer look? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"just pop round see if he needs a hand with the heavy items....lol"
What and say "Where the fuck you going with that spade and black bags at midnight"? I'm not fucking batman you know i have no utility belt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was small we had a neighbour who regularly beat up his girlfriend. She came to ours on several of these occasions and he would come tearing round, shotgun in hand...Some months later, he was arrested for murdering prostitutes in the lickey hills. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"call 999 if you really think it
I am going for a closer look it might be a moonlight flit if I'm lucky. "
Grab the bat Ron, and a cup for cover as a sugar borrow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wish he'd hurry up, I want to go to bed but want to hear what's happened too!
well if its bad he could on the front page of the papers tomorrow "
s'no good, I feel sick I'm that tired.
...he's probably gone to bed himself just to wind us up..
Nighty night folks xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The bugger drove off before I had got near the fence so I went for a bag of chips.  "
Chips to calm the nerves Ron like your stlye. I thought your number was up!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbours often throw weekend parties to all hours, what happens is taxi loads of couples arrive the females always in lingerie and i hear strange noises and orgasmic screams and giggling to all hours, god knows wot their up too!!!  |
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