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The Open Arms

By *elshyXO OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Its a bit boring isnt it? We’re all off work, the suns out, its taps aff weather & we can’t go to the pub... thats until now. I hereby am opening a new virtual watering hole - The Open Arms

I’ll be your barkeep & your landlord.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double vodka and cola with ice and lemon for me please !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thank you Landlord

Do you do tap water please ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guinness and keep it flowing

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wipe that fucking glass !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Pint of Guinness please .

Ensure the 119.5 second pouring time is adhered to please

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Baileys and tomato juice for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stella for me please. She is behind the bar.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's this 'off work' thing people are talking about?

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Stella for me please. She is behind the bar. "
ask her nicely she might keep her heels on for you

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By *elshyXO OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Double vodka and cola with ice and lemon for me please ! "

Coming right up!

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By *elshyXO OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Pint of Guinness please .

Ensure the 119.5 second pouring time is adhered to please

Sorry sir, we only do the 119 second pour or the 120 second pour, we dont have the facilities to do anything else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope there’s pork scratchings here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cup of tea please.

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By *elshyXO OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *elshyXO OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Cup of tea please."

It’ll be strong with just a dash of milk. No sugar, bars on rations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always wanted to try Guiness and black

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By *elshyXO OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Always wanted to try Guiness and black

We dont do cocktails but i’m willing to make an exception since it’s your first time

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I hope there’s pork scratchings here"
better known as crabs

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