I was thinking that too, or the good old excuse me ma’am.. would you like a hand with that ? Then pow chuck a hand at them ! Then run over and get it back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone"

My fist. I’d detach it, pop it in the post to Alex Sammomd, pinch him in the face and shove a Dildo uo his sex-pest ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ear to put where it shouldn't be and listen to ppl talking about saving the world by fucking it up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My testicles. Especially when going for long walks or a run

You only have one "

And it still gets in the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone

I was thinking that too, or the good old excuse me ma’am.. would you like a hand with that ? Then pow chuck a hand at them ! Then run over and get it back "

When I was on a night out my friends ex threw her shoe at us so I took it home with me, little bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My ear to put where it shouldn't be and listen to ppl talking about saving the world by fucking it up "

Yup

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

I'd want to resleeve like in altered carbon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone

I was thinking that too, or the good old excuse me ma’am.. would you like a hand with that ? Then pow chuck a hand at them ! Then run over and get it back

When I was on a night out my friends ex threw her shoe at us so I took it home with me, little bitch"

My ex keyed my car then left her high heel on top of my car as her calling card...litttle bitchhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone

I was thinking that too, or the good old excuse me ma’am.. would you like a hand with that ? Then pow chuck a hand at them ! Then run over and get it back

When I was on a night out my friends ex threw her shoe at us so I took it home with me, little bitch

My ex keyed my car then left her high heel on top of my car as her calling card...litttle bitchhh"

Oh shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone

I was thinking that too, or the good old excuse me ma’am.. would you like a hand with that ? Then pow chuck a hand at them ! Then run over and get it back

When I was on a night out my friends ex threw her shoe at us so I took it home with me, little bitch

My ex keyed my car then left her high heel on top of my car as her calling card...litttle bitchhh

Oh shit"

Ahh the one that got away

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone

I was thinking that too, or the good old excuse me ma’am.. would you like a hand with that ? Then pow chuck a hand at them ! Then run over and get it back

When I was on a night out my friends ex threw her shoe at us so I took it home with me, little bitch

My ex keyed my car then left her high heel on top of my car as her calling card...litttle bitchhh

Oh shit

Ahh the one that got away "

Maybe this pandemic will make her realise what she’s missing out on

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

My tummy button...Attack of the fluff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My nose.

If you've changed a baby's nappy for a rew weeks you would understand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone

I was thinking that too, or the good old excuse me ma’am.. would you like a hand with that ? Then pow chuck a hand at them ! Then run over and get it back

When I was on a night out my friends ex threw her shoe at us so I took it home with me, little bitch

My ex keyed my car then left her high heel on top of my car as her calling card...litttle bitchhh

Oh shit

Ahh the one that got away

Maybe this pandemic will make her realise what she’s missing out on"

If you leave me now you take away the biggest part of me oowwewwww baby please don’t gooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My nose.

If you've changed a baby's nappy for a rew weeks you would understand. "

I have a seven month old, I feel ya

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

My head!

I'd take it off and give it a good shake.

What about you Queenie?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My head!

I'd take it off and give it a good shake.

What about you Queenie?

Jo.Xx "

I think my feet, so I could throw them at people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone"

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"My head!

I'd take it off and give it a good shake.

What about you Queenie?

Jo.Xx

I think my feet, so I could throw them at people "

Hahaha.

Then they walk back to you so you can throw them again. I like it Q.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My eyes, just to leave them discreetly hidden in ladies changing rooms, obvs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My eyes, just to leave them discreetly hidden in ladies changing rooms, obvs.

Creep

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My head!

I'd take it off and give it a good shake.

What about you Queenie?

Jo.Xx

I think my feet, so I could throw them at people

Hahaha.

Then they walk back to you so you can throw them again. I like it Q.

Jo.Xx "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My eyes, just to leave them discreetly hidden in ladies changing rooms, obvs.

Creep"

Yeah very.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess

Boobs.. Has to be the boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My brain...oh, hang on.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

My cock. So I can send it to the doctors for thorough cleaning as it regularly gets crusty and cankerous due to the open sores ‘seeping’ mixing with a strange excretion from the main wart.

Ps - I am looking for ‘meets’ as soon as this is over. Anyone want a cock pic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Belly. Just pulls bits off like play dough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dick.... So i can throw it at people and tell them go fuck thenselfs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to take my nose off, then replace it with one that isn't so big and nasty.

Then my old nose will poke itself where it's not wanted.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

After last night , my stomach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely the boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone"

This but a my penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like to take my nose off, then replace it with one that isn't so big and nasty.

Then my old nose will poke itself where it's not wanted.

Your nose looks alright to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Aw I’ve promised Boldy some of my tits so I’d like to be able to detach them, for her

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone"

If it makes contact have you hit them or kicked them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d like to be able to chuck a foot at someone

If it makes contact have you hit them or kicked them?"

Hicked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boobs. Sometimes they just get in the way. And don't even mention the underboob sweating in summer!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boobs. Sometimes they just get in the way. And don't even mention the underboob sweating in summer!! "

Lying in bed at night and they slip under your arm pits. Ugh

I don’t even need to be on my side if baba is beside me and feeding. My boob just reaches him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Boobs. Sometimes they just get in the way. And don't even mention the underboob sweating in summer!!

Lying in bed at night and they slip under your arm pits. Ugh

I don’t even need to be on my side if baba is beside me and feeding. My boob just reaches him

"
and then you roll over and squash them!

OK, I'll admit I laughed at that image

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Well I can do my boobs anyway so it would have to be my brain or parts thereof.

It would be so nice to be able to switch off sometimes and not have any thoughts running through my mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should consider being a sub, Mrs says that's exactly what sub space is like. No thoughts, just being there in the moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should consider being a sub, Mrs says that's exactly what sub space is like. No thoughts, just being there in the moment "

I’m assuming you mean Sophie?

But yes; because having too many thoughts and wanting to switch off, is the exact same as being a sub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You should consider being a sub, Mrs says that's exactly what sub space is like. No thoughts, just being there in the moment

I’m assuming you mean Sophie?

But yes; because having too many thoughts and wanting to switch off, is the exact same as being a sub

Yeah to Sophie. It's not really exactly the same, it's just Mrs b's reasons for wanting to be in that subspace, lots of life pressures, previous traumas that still have loads of triggers, it's just nice for her to have a free mind every once and a while

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

My boobs.

So I can sleep comfortably face down

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Sub space could be good although I'd probably be a fucker to put in that place...I'm quite a tough nut to crack and dont let go easily.

Saying that, being made to faint with pain recently was an incredible feeling and one I'd love to explore more deeply.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman over a year ago

Teesside

I've experienced sub space once. And would love to get back there again

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I've experienced sub space once. And would love to get back there again "

How did you get there, what did it take to achieve it for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cool so anyway

Detachable body parts!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Oh yeah....maybe my head a la Wurzel Gummidge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My belly. I can diet and it'll take ages to drop off ( unless I'll ) but easily expand again buy looking at food

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

"My boobs.

So I can sleep comfortably face down"

Then it hurts at the base of your back - maybe my pillows too high. X

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

Probably my cock - so my brain gets to make some decisions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is a really good question. My logical brain prevents me answering it. Mmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tongue. I would have excuse not to engage in small chat out and about when I wouldnt feel like

and creep people out too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd want to resleeve like in altered carbon"

Yeah resleeve in a newer, better model

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Aw I’ve promised Boldy some of my tits so I’d like to be able to detach them, for her

Just how many do you have?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aw I’ve promised Boldy some of my tits so I’d like to be able to detach them, for her

Just how many do you have?

Enough to give away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My stomach!!!

It’s hideous! If I could afford would definitely get a tummy tuck done!!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My stomach!!!

It’s hideous! If I could afford would definitely get a tummy tuck done!! "

I have to say - you look absolutely fantastic xx

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

My baby belly, it's just some excess flabby skin. Can still see my pubis though so it doesn't bother me too much but i have had infections because of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guess

Boobs.. Has to be the boobs"

Lol. No. Not my boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My stomach!!!

It’s hideous! If I could afford would definitely get a tummy tuck done!!

I have to say - you look absolutely fantastic xx"

Thanks... they are taken so it never shows!

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By *othin 2 proveCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

My bottom! Oh I wish it was bigger especially when I'm being double penertrated. xx

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By *ingle ex cuckMan over a year ago

chester

Definitely my willy it’s just too thin and small

Far too many fit intelligent good looking well endowed men on this site

Which leaves males like me redundant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guys

This isnt about what you would change

It’s about what you would detach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys

This isnt about what you would change

It’s about what you would detach"

Oh there’s definitely something I want to get removed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guys

This isnt about what you would change

It’s about what you would detach

Oh there’s definitely something I want to get removed

Yours makes sense and answers the question, therefor your answer can stay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Definitely my willy it’s just too thin and small

Far too many fit intelligent good looking well endowed men on this site

Which leaves males like me redundant "

Prob fake accounts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys

This isnt about what you would change

It’s about what you would detach

Oh there’s definitely something I want to get removed

Yours makes sense and answers the question, therefor your answer can stay

Aw fanks.

Can I remove it’s little friends too? They’ve postponed my op for some reason atm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Guys

This isnt about what you would change

It’s about what you would detach

Oh there’s definitely something I want to get removed

Yours makes sense and answers the question, therefor your answer can stay

Aw fanks.

Can I remove it’s little friends too? They’ve postponed my op for some reason atm

For you my dear, yes

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My stomach!!!

It’s hideous! If I could afford would definitely get a tummy tuck done!!

I have to say - you look absolutely fantastic xx

Thanks... they are taken so it never shows!

Lol. I did notice, but my eyes are drawn to many other parts of your body.

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