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I have a 33 yr old daughter...I know, I know I don't look old enough 
I was just looking at my mother's day card and smiling, so I thought I'd share it...hope it makes you smile too 
To my darling mommy
Hope your mothers day is everything you want and more.
Unfortunately all the dildos, sex toys, sexy outfits and restraints are all sold out.
Your fab friends are panic buying again.
So you'll have to settle for us instead (smiley face)
Know we love you millions
I hope something makes you smile today x |
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Sending her virtual hugs without including my penis in it X .…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_
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"Aww how nice, good to be open minded and no you dont look old enough
We are open...we have been through a lot together. I am lucky to have her. She is a beautiful kind soul x"
Massive hugs x |
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"Aww how nice, good to be open minded and no you dont look old enough
We are open...we have been through a lot together. I am lucky to have her. She is a beautiful kind soul x"
Takes after you then.  |
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"I have a 33 yr old daughter...I know, I know I don't look old enough
I was just looking at my mother's day card and smiling, so I thought I'd share it...hope it makes you smile too
To my darling mommy
Hope your mothers day is everything you want and more.
Unfortunately all the dildos, sex toys, sexy outfits and restraints are all sold out.
Your fab friends are panic buying again.
So you'll have to settle for us instead (smiley face)
Know we love you millions
I hope something makes you smile today x"
Love this. Xx |
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"Aww how nice, good to be open minded and no you dont look old enough
We are open...we have been through a lot together. I am lucky to have her. She is a beautiful kind soul x
Takes after you then. "
Beautiful souls are all around me x |
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"My daughter just WhatsApped me to remind me I'm no spring chicken and stay indoors...oh and can she borrow £20. Some things change...some things stay the same. "
Not mentioned your sex toys lol x |
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"I have a 33 yr old daughter...I know, I know I don't look old enough
I was just looking at my mother's day card and smiling, so I thought I'd share it...hope it makes you smile too
To my darling mommy
Hope your mothers day is everything you want and more.
Unfortunately all the dildos, sex toys, sexy outfits and restraints are all sold out.
Your fab friends are panic buying again.
So you'll have to settle for us instead (smiley face)
Know we love you millions
I hope something makes you smile today x"
This reads as though your 33 yo daughter is offering for you to use her as a sexy toy?
Lovely post though , in all seriousness x |
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"My daughter just WhatsApped me to remind me I'm no spring chicken and stay indoors...oh and can she borrow £20. Some things change...some things stay the same.
Not mentioned your sex toys lol x"
My daughters are still coming to terms their mum is shacked up with a bloke who isn't her husband. Let's not add sex toys: they'd need counselling!!!  |
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"I have a 33 yr old daughter...I know, I know I don't look old enough
I was just looking at my mother's day card and smiling, so I thought I'd share it...hope it makes you smile too
To my darling mommy
Hope your mothers day is everything you want and more.
Unfortunately all the dildos, sex toys, sexy outfits and restraints are all sold out.
Your fab friends are panic buying again.
So you'll have to settle for us instead (smiley face)
Know we love you millions
I hope something makes you smile today x
This reads as though your 33 yo daughter is offering for you to use her as a sexy toy?
Lovely post though , in all seriousness x"
What  Bloody hell...I've just reread it
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"I have a 33 yr old daughter...I know, I know I don't look old enough
I was just looking at my mother's day card and smiling, so I thought I'd share it...hope it makes you smile too
To my darling mommy
Hope your mothers day is everything you want and more.
Unfortunately all the dildos, sex toys, sexy outfits and restraints are all sold out.
Your fab friends are panic buying again.
So you'll have to settle for us instead (smiley face)
Know we love you millions
I hope something makes you smile today x
This reads as though your 33 yo daughter is offering for you to use her as a sexy toy?
Lovely post though , in all seriousness x
What Bloody hell...I've just reread it
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"My daughter just WhatsApped me to remind me I'm no spring chicken and stay indoors...oh and can she borrow £20. Some things change...some things stay the same.
Not mentioned your sex toys lol x
My daughters are still coming to terms their mum is shacked up with a bloke who isn't her husband. Let's not add sex toys: they'd need counselling!!! "
I once lived with a guy 16 yrs my junior...he was a great guy and we're still friends. My kids were fine once they got over the shock |
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"My son is 33 too
He had such a special way of reminding me of my age
Aww they are so sweet
Xxx
You were obviously a teenage mom 
Bless him they can be sweet and other times just downright funny "
No I wasn’t a teenage mum but thanx for the compliment
Xxxxxx |
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"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?
With a mom like you she must be a stunner! 
Oui back away from my daughter "
Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty |
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"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?
With a mom like you she must be a stunner!
Oui back away from my daughter
Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty "
she's definitely an upgrade on me |
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"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?
With a mom like you she must be a stunner!
Oui back away from my daughter
Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty
she's definitely an upgrade on me "
I wanna see even more now!  |
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"OP.....That has to be a "wind up", surely ....??!!"
Not at all...some people don't have that kind of relationship with their daughter but I do. And I wouldn't have it any other way.. she might though! |
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"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?
With a mom like you she must be a stunner!
Oui back away from my daughter
Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty
she's definitely an upgrade on me
I wanna see even more now! "
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"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?
With a mom like you she must be a stunner!
Oui back away from my daughter
Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty
she's definitely an upgrade on me
I wanna see even more now! "
It's your fault for selling the idea even more |
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"Aww I think that's really lovely! You have a great relationship with your daughter - some day soon I'll tell my mum I am not monogamous so I don't have to keep white lying to her. "
I once I had to tell my Catholic dad I was pregnant and I was unmarried, I took him the pub to break the news. Wow..that was a long time ago! I'm convinced the scoth I bought for him helped to soften the news. I hope mom is easy to talk to of not take a bottle |
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"Am I the only one who wants to see the daughter?
With a mom like you she must be a stunner!
Oui back away from my daughter
Just saying if shes like her mother that she will be a beauty
she's definitely an upgrade on me
I wanna see even more now!
It's your fault for selling the idea even more "
Beleive me that is definitely not my intention..it's just a light hearted post. I don't like you thinking of her like that! |
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