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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
Just won on the euro lottery, £2 , YEY,bit disappointed that I can't fly off to the Bahamas with my new found wealth under the current lock down.
Any suggestion on how to spend it will be more than welcome xx |
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"Ice cream 
Dear God, have you been outside lately, it's enough to freeze the nackers of a tranny !! Xx "
I've been outside for most of the day and mine never fell off and they still like to make wearing skimpy knickers a nightmare  |
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By *hloevt OP TV/TS
over a year ago
norwich |
"I have £2.19 so when McDonald's reopens we can buy a box of 20 chicken nuggets & share?"
That works out at 11p per nugget, will you be happy with 1 and three quarters nuggets or are you thinking of giving me change to invest in a square of toilet paper?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you ever wanted how it feels to have an anus that gap approximately like the size of a £2 it is time now.
Start by running some fresh water over that coin, then direct it toward your rectum, brace yourself while thinking about Asda and push it inside with your hand. Try to blow it with your sphincter. |
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