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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Lovely cool beer ....

What you havin ?

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By *hebritukCouple over a year ago

London

Who’s buying

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Who’s buying

Me of course.....

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By *lowersandcarsCouple over a year ago

Aylesbury

Brandy and cola for T, Guinness for Mr. Cheers!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Oh have a double and a stack of snacks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s buying

Me of course..... "

Beer please

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Lovely cool beer ....

What you havin ?"

I want what you got

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint of sommersby would be nice about now if they do that in ur pub haha

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By *awpleasureMan over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"Oh have a double and a stack of snacks."

Jack Daniels and please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's more then two of you now, you'll have the riot van round knocking on the door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worth it for a pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's start the party then .

Jack daniels and and a pinot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I genuinely enjoy a Corona normally...tonight I'll enjoy a lovely mojito please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I genuinely enjoy a Corona normally...tonight I'll enjoy a lovely mojito please "

Can you get me a Baileys

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Who’s buying

Me of course.....

Beer please "

Just a large one coming up. Put sommat on the juke box deary

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Lovely cool beer ....

What you havin ?

I want what you got

Droopy Tits..... Is that the name of a beer ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh have a double and a stack of snacks.

Jack Daniels and please"

One Dack Janiels...... and a stack of snacks.....

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By *hebritukCouple over a year ago

London

"Who’s buying

Me of course..... "

Has to be tequila shots! 10 please and that’s just for warming up

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"There's more then two of you now, you'll have the riot van round knocking on the door "

It's okay we are following the six foot rule......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I genuinely enjoy a Corona normally...tonight I'll enjoy a lovely mojito please

Can you get me a Baileys

I'm far too macho for that

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Who’s buying

Me of course.....

Has to be tequila shots! 10 please and that’s just for warming up

Have 20 ....... it's not a lot in a pub like t his one ....

you doin the quiz ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I possibly have a sex on the beach please.... it's been so long

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Worth it for a pint "

That's the spirit! Sex behind the bar later ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Could I possibly have a sex on the beach please.... it's been so long

Not Bondi ...... but in here......yeah.

Umbrella ?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Lush! Can I have a pint of Guinness and a black sambucca chaser please

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Could I possibly have a sex on the beach please.... it's been so long

That's not what I was expecting hahhaa

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Let's start the party then .

Jack daniels and and a pinot"

one lack najiels and a pinot...... all yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Neat Kraken with a couple of cubes of ice for me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Lush! Can I have a pint of Guinness and a black sambucca chaser please

Sophie you can have it twice....... smells good ......

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By *hebritukCouple over a year ago

London

"Who’s buying

Me of course.....

Has to be tequila shots! 10 please and that’s just for warming up

Have 20 ....... it's not a lot in a pub like t his one ....

Such a lady....your on our Christmas card list.

you doin the quiz ?"

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Neat Kraken with a couple of cubes of ice for me "

oooooo a couble of cupes of ayce..... nayce....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have a Cock-tail menu......?

Maybe a slow comfortable screw and a slippery nipple.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" I genuinely enjoy a Corona normally...tonight I'll enjoy a lovely mojito please "

Oh yes..... fresh limt and a mile from my garden ...... is that enough ayce ?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Lush! Can I have a pint of Guinness and a black sambucca chaser please

Sophie you can have it twice....... smells good ...... "

Are you trying to get me d*unk because you really dont have to you know

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Do you have a Cock-tail menu......?

Maybe a slow comfortable screw and a slippery nipple.

Shhhhhhhh there's no Baileys so we have got a Asda one.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" I genuinely enjoy a Corona normally...tonight I'll enjoy a lovely mojito please

Can you get me a Baileys

I'm far too macho for that "

I bet you are

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Lush! Can I have a pint of Guinness and a black sambucca chaser please

Sophie you can have it twice....... smells good ......

Are you trying to get me d*unk because you really dont have to you know

Well ...... yes. I'm trying hard ...... it's probably the best pub in the world tonight

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By *revaunanceCouple over a year ago

Exeter

Glass of merlot and a pint of Carling please,..... Oh and could you stand 2 metres from me please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could I possibly have a sex on the beach please.... it's been so long

Not Bondi ...... but in here......yeah.

Umbrella ?"

Ooh yes please and could I have a cheery with that please.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

" I genuinely enjoy a Corona normally...tonight I'll enjoy a lovely mojito please

Can you get me a Baileys

I'm far too macho for that "

Are you sure ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could I possibly have a sex on the beach please.... it's been so long

That's not what I was expecting hahhaa

It's ok I'll have a pint with you later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll have a couple of buckets of vodka red bull please

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Glass of merlot and a pint of Carling please,..... Oh and could you stand 2 metres from me please!"

Course...... sensible...... you better be able to catch.....

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Lush! Can I have a pint of Guinness and a black sambucca chaser please

Sophie you can have it twice....... smells good ......

Are you trying to get me d*unk because you really dont have to you know

Well ...... yes. I'm trying hard ...... it's probably the best pub in the world tonight"

No probably about it....this pub is Fab and as long as nobody asks for a Corona

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'll have a couple of buckets of vodka red bull please

Sorry ...... no buckets but we do have black bins

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By *izandpaulCouple over a year ago

merseyside

Is it my round?

Oh Christ, cash machine was bust, can you lend me a tenner, sure I can find a way to pay you back...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Lush! Can I have a pint of Guinness and a black sambucca chaser please

Sophie you can have it twice....... smells good ......

Are you trying to get me d*unk because you really dont have to you know

Well ...... yes. I'm trying hard ...... it's probably the best pub in the world tonight

No probably about it....this pub is Fab and as long as nobody asks for a Corona

Well i'm not naming names but if your eyes went like this ............

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it my round?

Oh Christ, cash machine was bust, can you lend me a tenner, sure I can find a way to pay you back..."

Cash ? What's that..... ? Contactless only thank you very much ..

Anyway im paying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll have a couple of buckets of vodka red bull please

Sorry ...... no buckets but we do have black bins"

Two black bins it is, as I do have quite a unhealthy thirst on, thanks Granny

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Could I possibly have a sex on the beach please.... it's been so long

That's not what I was expecting hahhaa

It's ok I'll have a pint with you later

I want more than a pint if you're offering

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Could I possibly have a sex on the beach please.... it's been so long

Not Bondi ...... but in here......yeah.

Umbrella ?

Ooh yes please and could I have a cheery with that please.

I'm always cheery ....... Would you like a cherry though ?

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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Can I have a pink gin and tonic please?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Can I have a pink gin and tonic please? "

In a flash .......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Peanuts ?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I hope you're wearing your usual blue latex gloves Granny, if so I'll try a pint of the usual please x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Ive got a chilled good champagne, in case your stock is low, Granny. I'll have a glass of it or a vodka with lemon, thanks

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I hope you're wearing your usual blue latex gloves Granny, if so I'll try a pint of the usual please x

Never without the gloves dear. Bend over

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Double gin, nothing added - thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double cap and cola

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Ive got a chilled good champagne, in case your stock is low, Granny. I'll have a glass of it or a vodka with lemon, thanks

Never low on stock here ..... Now did you want a Grey Goose or a Beluga Gold ?

It's all potatoes really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Luckily bought beer fridge

what's everyone up to?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Luckily bought beer fridge

what's everyone up to? "

We are up to running around naked and doing helicopters

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Raspberry gin and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Luckily bought beer fridge

what's everyone up to?

We are up to running around naked and doing helicopters "

You do good helicopter, Granny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pub near me is opening. They've drawn the curtains to hide it but haven't realised you can see through the door.

I'm keeping well clear of the idiots.

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By *isterPepperMan over a year ago

Central Swindon

A cider and whatever the person below is having

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By *evil-AngelWoman over a year ago

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"Raspberry gin and lemonade please"

Haven't tried this one. I'll have to add it to my list

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Luckily bought beer fridge

what's everyone up to?

We are up to running around naked and doing helicopters

You do good helicopter, Granny."

I think she's more of a fly by night to be honest

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Raspberry gin and lemonade please"

All out of virtual raspberry how about an imaginary rhubarb ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Luckily bought beer fridge

what's everyone up to?

We are up to running around naked and doing helicopters

You do good helicopter, Granny."

Clit of the north ....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A pub near me is opening. They've drawn the curtains to hide it but haven't realised you can see through the door.

I'm keeping well clear of the idiots."

Best leave FAB then

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Luckily bought beer fridge

what's everyone up to?

We are up to running around naked and doing helicopters

You do good helicopter, Granny.

I think she's more of a fly by night to be honest

Utterly vampirous..... I look better in dim light too

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