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Just call me Noah
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For the first time ever, I’m gonna have to decline
Too scared to leave the house  "
Oh me too, I'm planning on teleporting onto the boat. I can get you on the way past if you want? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I fuck your anus please Noah?
Rock the boat
Don’t rock the boat baby
Rock the boat"
That reminds me of Billy Bass.
The song I mean, not the anal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the first time ever, I’m gonna have to decline
Too scared to leave the house
Oh me too, I'm planning on teleporting onto the boat. I can get you on the way past if you want? "
Fuck yeah sounds good
I’ll bring all the Easter eggs I have |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For the first time ever, I’m gonna have to decline
Too scared to leave the house
Oh me too, I'm planning on teleporting onto the boat. I can get you on the way past if you want?
Fuck yeah sounds good
I’ll bring all the Easter eggs I have "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? "
one guy in the states did this.
he bought $3000 worth of chicken. loads of bread and whiskey then sailed out to sea saying he wasn't coming back till he heard good news on his radio.
lucky he could |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring?
one guy in the states did this.
he bought $3000 worth of chicken. loads of bread and whiskey then sailed out to sea saying he wasn't coming back till he heard good news on his radio.
lucky he could"
Let's hope he has a reason to come back soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? "
Welcome back Rubi  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring?
Welcome back Rubi "
I’ll bring my guitar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll bring marmite 
OK. You're under social distancing rules though 
I’m guaranteed to be left well alone "
It's OK, my boat is magic and can test for the virus and make sure none is brought on board.
Unless of course you just want to be alone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring?
Welcome back Rubi "
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll bring marmite
OK. You're under social distancing rules though
I’m guaranteed to be left well alone
I concur "
Thought you were leaving your wit behind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring?
Welcome back Rubi
I’ll bring my guitar"
Great! We can have singsongs around the fake campfire (we can't have a real one, the boat is wooden!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll bring Meli!
Get her to bring her new phone with the camera, she'll get great pics out in the waves! "
Just don’t get her hair wet for Fucks sake!
It’ll be cramped enough anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only two things I can offer is a barrel of rum or a shit load of sarcasm
Take your pic "
Welshkinky is bringing sarcasm, you bring the rum, it might make him more tolerable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ill bring extra marmite that way when cheeky runs out shelf be coming for mine "
She might make you throw it to her, she's keeping her distance still. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll bring Meli!
Get her to bring her new phone with the camera, she'll get great pics out in the waves!
Just don’t get her hair wet for Fucks sake!
It’ll be cramped enough anyway "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"The only two things I can offer is a barrel of rum or a shit load of sarcasm
Take your pic
Welshkinky is bringing sarcasm, you bring the rum, it might make him more tolerable "
We're gonna need more rum. |
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"Ill bring extra marmite that way when cheeky runs out shelf be coming for mine
She might make you throw it to her, she's keeping her distance still. "
I'll make her sing baby shark everytime she wants some |
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"The only two things I can offer is a barrel of rum or a shit load of sarcasm
Take your pic
Welshkinky is bringing sarcasm, you bring the rum, it might make him more tolerable "
You’ll need a lot of rum for that |
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"The only two things I can offer is a barrel of rum or a shit load of sarcasm
Take your pic
Welshkinky is bringing sarcasm, you bring the rum, it might make him more tolerable
We're gonna need more rum. "
True story |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After seeing what’s gone on with recent cruise liners , I’ll stay home thanks !
It's a magic boat, we'll be fine!
Ok , I’ll have a 5 star cabin with a balcony fitted with a jacuzzi please "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? "
You can’t build it because the builders merchants will close |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up "
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island |
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island "
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape "
good thinking |
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape good thinking "
As captain you’re welcome to escape with me... just grab the rum and kindle as you do |
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape good thinking
As captain you’re welcome to escape with me... just grab the rum and kindle as you do "
I wouldn’t worry ... you’ll throw me overboard before we leave the harbour so you’ll be safe |
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape good thinking
As captain you’re welcome to escape with me... just grab the rum and kindle as you do
I wouldn’t worry ... you’ll throw me overboard before we leave the harbour so you’ll be safe "
Would I be that so unkind ...... I’d give you a life jacket with rope attached to bob along behind, then we can bring you aboard for small periods of time |
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"Fishing rods, tin foil, black pepper and lemon.... in sensible mode and thinking of food to keep energy levels up
I thought you were planning for a possible capsizing and life on an island
Well it depends on how long I can handle the sarcasm flying around and singing of baby shark.... I’ll add to my list a life boat to escape good thinking
As captain you’re welcome to escape with me... just grab the rum and kindle as you do
I wouldn’t worry ... you’ll throw me overboard before we leave the harbour so you’ll be safe
Would I be that so unkind ...... I’d give you a life jacket with rope attached to bob along behind, then we can bring you aboard for small periods of time "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just bought a 12kg bag of potatoes from the local farm because they can't sell them to restaurants.
Shall I bring that?"
Please, we need something to put in chunky's actifry |
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"I've just bought a 12kg bag of potatoes from the local farm because they can't sell them to restaurants.
Shall I bring that?
Please, we need something to put in chunky's actifry "
Fish suppers all round it is then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? "
me and my cat is that ok?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? me and my cat is that ok??"
OK but Mr Bants is bringing his dog so be careful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it, I've had enough.
I'm gonna build a big massive boat and live on the sea til this all blows over.
Anyone wanna come?
As Noah did it 2 by 2 you can bring a person or an object. What will you bring? me and my cat is that ok??
OK but Mr Bants is bringing his dog so be careful. "
shes friendly ..and thank you |
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Wait there... not sure if I’m being sarcastic or not ... damn it 
