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over a year ago
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I went into a sex shop the other day to purchase a blow up doll and the assisstant asked if i wanted a Catholic or a Muslim one? puzzled i asked whats the difference? She said the Muslim one blows itself up!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back when I was a sqauddie many moons ago now and bassed at Catterick Garrison one of my best mates had this blow up doll he used to fuck about with for a laugh at times
He said it was ok but then again he would litteraly fuck the crack of dawn if he could have rolled out of his pit without being tipped out of it late
Anyhow I digress this one night we were out on the piss down town and after a shit full in Harrys bar and then onto a reet dive of a night club called STAX that had a velcro floor im sure of it. Niether of us had pulled and were walking back to camp bragging about birds we had pulled etc etc dee daaa dee daa dee daa when I said whats it like then that blow up doll lend it me why dont ya n ill give it ya back tomoz
He did lend it me and all I will say is dont go to bed with a blow up doll and a lit cig when you are bladdered as it dont work and niether does the fuckin doll for long hey hahaha and thats a true story as well by the way
Woke up morning after with a minging head ache and what looked like a reet ugly bird who had had a stroke and died with an awfull shock the night before next to me with a cig burn in her fore head haha |
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