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"You want to fuck me?" Depends - how many loo rolls do you need this time ?  | |||
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"You want to fuck me? Depends - how many loo rolls do you need this time ? "None  | |||
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"You want to fuck me?" What? No! On my God just no! I couldn't imagine anything worse! Oh God I feel sick just thinking about it
....still would though | |||
"You want to fuck me?" Yes please. | |||
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"Nooooo, I’ve got a lasagne in the oven "Share? | |||
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"You want to fuck me?" I'm sure many do  | |||
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"Doggy style only though, and no kissing for the time being "Put the doggy down. It's not funny or clever! | |||
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"Yes "hell yes we fuck you | |||
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"Nooooo, I’ve got a lasagne in the oven "Homemade? | |||
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"Nooooo, I’ve got a lasagne in the oven
Share?"I only do big portions | |||
"Nooooo, I’ve got a lasagne in the oven
Homemade? "Yes Indeed | |||
"Doggy style only though, and no kissing for the time being
Put the doggy down. It's not funny or clever!"Are you saying ma dog's got bad breath and odd shaped balls? | |||
"Nooooo, I’ve got a lasagne in the oven
Share?
I only do big portions "That's cool I'm quite hungry. Can you deliver? | |||
"Nooooo, I’ve got a lasagne in the oven
Share?
I only do big portions
That's cool I'm quite hungry. Can you deliver?"Ofcourse, I’ll be over in about 12 weeks | |||
"Nooooo, I’ve got a lasagne in the oven
Share?
I only do big portions
That's cool I'm quite hungry. Can you deliver?
Ofcourse, I’ll be over in about 12 weeks "Excellent, just in time for my birthday. See you then xx | |||
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"You want to fuck me?" Well I wouldn't say no obviously. Not today though. | |||
"Who wouldn’t? But you’re not into women...sigh x Viv x" I am....dunno why it says straight | |||
"No Sorry " Wtf Floro | |||
"Only if you wear a gimp mask....being a responsible adult n all that " Yes sir | |||
"You want to fuck me? What? No! On my God just no! I couldn't imagine anything worse! Oh God I feel sick just thinking about it
....still would though "A shags a shag | |||
"You want to fuck me? What? No! On my God just no! I couldn't imagine anything worse! Oh God I feel sick just thinking about it
....still would though
A shags a shag"Not if it's done properly it's not...and nor if it's done badly | |||
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"Who wouldn’t? But you’re not into women...sigh x Viv x I am....dunno why it says straight "Oooo!! Now I’m hot and bothered again xx | |||
"You want to fuck me?" Nope. Sorry  | |||
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"Do you have the lergy?" No I’m as clean as a whistle you find at the park | |||
"Do you have the lergy? No I’m as clean as a whistle you find at the park" Do you wear leggings? | |||
"Do you have the lergy? No I’m as clean as a whistle you find at the park Do you wear leggings?" Yes | |||
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"I'm sure you wouldn't want an old fart like me boinging around on you. But I would make you a nice cup of tea xx xx " Define a nice cup of tea - brand, strength, type of milk? | |||
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"I'm sure you wouldn't want an old fart like me boinging around on you. But I would make you a nice cup of tea xx xx Define a nice cup of tea - brand, strength, type of milk? " Unlike most men I would spend the time finding out what the lady likes, it would be as hot as she wants, whatever flavour hits the spot, as sweet as she desires and the only pleasure I would seek is to see the look of elation on her face as it enters her mouth and slides down her throat xx | |||
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"Do you have the lergy? No I’m as clean as a whistle you find at the park Do you wear leggings? Yes" Have to pass | |||
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"Only to see your tits bounce " You’ve seen them bounce before! | |||
