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Right Birds are Birds and Geezers are Geezers

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok Birds are just a bit of rough and deserve a bit of a shag now and again to keep you happy, but us blokes have needs and wants, so my question is this, Oi birds no replies needed from you, cause you aint got a clue what your talking about anyways. Right guys, when a bird gets clingy, like you know when you have shagged her and she comes up with shit like I love you, so you ignore and go for a beer and watch the football, or do you just tell her to stop fucking around and get the kettle on, whilst she is heating your curry up in the microwave. personally I think she needs to get a life and stop being some needy slaphead, but that is just my opinion. What do you do. hehehehehe Peace and love the Swinging way xxxxxx Go on I dare you to be obnoxious, cause I will still love ya. xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Three little dicky birds sitting on a wall one named Perter and another with no balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

do you think there will be many bites.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A girl who can say 'I love you' with a cock in her mouth is one worth keeping hold of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

come on come on where are you all, the tumble is not here yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A girl who can say 'I love you' with a cock in her mouth is one worth keeping hold of.

Yeah that is a good ethos and I llllllovvvvve it

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ahem...what about geezer birds?

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

OI Mr Toledo, YOU cannot tell the difference between a frank and a fud!! pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ahem...what about geezer birds?

Helen Chamberlain ought to be available 24/7 on 0800 Fuck Me Now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oi you are not allowed to give your opinion cause you have great breasts. Still think I am right though all you birds out there, don't know what you are talking about, hehehhee

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oi you are not allowed to give your opinion cause you have great breasts. Still think I am right though all you birds out there, don't know what you are talking about, hehehhee

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oi! after 8 hours chained nekkid to the cooker i think i bloomin well do ya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I am sorry but Fmuma is a bloke who had fantastic breasts and I do not want to fuck him, never ever. His opinion, nobody should ever listen too, cause he don't know what it is like to be a geezer, with bloke type feelings, and plus I am getting a migraine and have bloke type feelings about birds. hehehehe xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Awe shit I give up, where is all the replies, responses to my absolute drivelling shite. Thought I would have at least stirred some emotion, but yet nothing, nada, zilch. Still Love you all, Swingers rock.....

Peace and Love the Swingers Way xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you do? ....... agree to sign the divorce papers when she tells you to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Well now you come to mention the fact that my thieving scum sucking mutant of an ex wife is still breathing the precious oxygen that other decent people of this country so desperately need, erm not that I am bitter or twisted at all in the slightest. Wish she would sign the friggin divorce papers the money grabbing baboons yellow ringed, fuck pig arse hole, shit sucking arse faced poop shoot, cushion crunching, piece of shit. But guess I am just biased, to the point of hostility. Erm tea anyone. xxxxxx

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By *ussinflipflopsWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

"Well now you come to mention the fact that my thieving scum sucking mutant of an ex wife is still breathing the precious oxygen that other decent people of this country so desperately need, erm not that I am bitter or twisted at all in the slightest. Wish she would sign the friggin divorce papers the money grabbing baboons yellow ringed, fuck pig arse hole, shit sucking arse faced poop shoot, cushion crunching, piece of shit. But guess I am just biased, to the point of hostility. Erm tea anyone. xxxxxx

Milk n Two please

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple over a year ago

Southport

My only comment on the subject is men do it too! I've been told by a guy he loved me after I shagged him. I told him to get out of my bed and keep walking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is this the recycling bin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok Birds are just a bit of rough and deserve a bit of a shag now and again to keep you happy, but us blokes have needs and wants, so my question is this, Oi birds no replies needed from you, cause you aint got a clue what your talking about anyways. Right guys, when a bird gets clingy, like you know when you have shagged her and she comes up with shit like I love you, so you ignore and go for a beer and watch the football, or do you just tell her to stop fucking around and get the kettle on, whilst she is heating your curry up in the microwave. personally I think she needs to get a life and stop being some needy slaphead, but that is just my opinion. What do you do. hehehehehe Peace and love the Swinging way xxxxxx Go on I dare you to be obnoxious, cause I will still love ya. xxxxxxx

interesting views, whats your husbands opinion?

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