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What's the worst thing to say after sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So what's the worst thing that has been said to you after sex?

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By *ecks74Woman over a year ago

wrexham

I met a guy that repeatedly said thank you after he cum

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

I've got Covid-19

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan over a year ago

bedford

"I've got Covid-19"

Lol ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not after sex, but during;

‘Got to keep my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to go into labour on Thursday so it could be any day now’

Erm

What girlfriend

What do you mean LABOUR

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By *ecks74Woman over a year ago

wrexham

"Not after sex, but during;

‘Got to keep my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to go into labour on Thursday so it could be any day now’

Erm

What girlfriend

What do you mean LABOUR"

WOW

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Not after sex, but during;

‘Got to keep my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to go into labour on Thursday so it could be any day now’

Erm

What girlfriend

What do you mean LABOUR

WOW"

Was that girlfriend you Queenie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

was i the best you ever had?

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By *un_Paul500Man over a year ago

Dublin

Good bye, it was nice but last time was better

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By *uriousKinksterMan over a year ago

Loughborough

Right, I'm going to untie you now, but you promise you won't scream?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my mum says I'm not allowed out after it gets dark

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By *izzibeth9Couple over a year ago

Loughborough

I promise I won’t scream if you untie me now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you cum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that was my first time sorry about the blood

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

That was decent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

next time I'll manage two minutes honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you cum?

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

That will be £50 please

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Nothing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That you have mislaid your wedding ring inside them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was I good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not paying for that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it wasnt Nutella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're right, sex on a full stomach doesn't work."

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By *uriousKinksterMan over a year ago

Loughborough

"That will be £50 please "

Christ on a bike, that's cheap. Are you only paying for 15 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it wasnt Nutella

Oh shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

marry me i love you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"it wasnt Nutella

Oh shit!

"
lol your sense of smells crap

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By *ink Panther 123Man over a year ago

Colnbrook

That stain will come out on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry about your hair

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By *uriousKinksterMan over a year ago

Loughborough

"Sorry about your hair

That's okay, I lost it years ago. Saves a fortune in maintenance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a girlfriend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i know you want more but you can't have it I'm already seeing the best looking woman on the site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a girlfriend."
thats what lezzy says

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I have Corona in my vag-ona

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By *ionelhutzMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Was I good?"

I always say..was that good?did you enjoy that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was I good?

I always say..was that good?did you enjoy that?"
lol well now you know your mistake

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

You're on the pill right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gotta go now. It's a school night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did you cum really, how many times, i lost count after 73

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like a cigarette... Oh you've not finished..

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By *ionelhutzMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Was I good?

I always say..was that good?did you enjoy that?lol well now you know your mistake

I always thought it was good manners

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That was decent

imagine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your brothers right, you are good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what's the worst thing that has been said to you after sex? "

Is that it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's £100 please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve had better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mums well better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would you like a cigarette... Oh you've not finished..

Love that lol

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Your mum asked me to say hi.

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sorry

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Oh you’re done, I didn’t know you had started

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not after sex, but during;

‘Got to keep my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to go into labour on Thursday so it could be any day now’

Erm

What girlfriend

What do you mean LABOUR

WOW

Was that girlfriend you Queenie?"

Nope

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Oops, didn't I tell you that I'm really a man !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well done son ?

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got Covid-19"

Worse still would be “you’ve probably got Covid-19 now”.

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

Do you normally smell that bad?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks nan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bye gotta go

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

Thanks for the vagina now get the hell out my house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can you lend me bus money

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wheres my school tie

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

Thanks, my mate bet me a tenner I could fuck u

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Bet that sorted u out, didn’t it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can you give me a lift back to my wifes office

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

Can't believe you actually let me fuck you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i can't either

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

So I'm guessing you didn't feel those rophies did you?

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By *ooskiMan over a year ago

south coast

Not bad.........

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

Yeah I'm HIV positive and so are you now

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

Why did your fanny smell of dirty socks and fish ??

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

Oh btw your husband's better looking than you

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

Sorry about the relentless crying you remind me of my grandmother before she passed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you finished yet

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

Oops. You said you was on the pill right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

am i on your hotlist " no sorry"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You made me think about my ex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You made me think about my ex "

Thank you she was stunning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You made me ring my ex "
whats his name? and what did you chat about?

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

I was about to cum but then I opened my eyes

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By *iveittoher300Man over a year ago

Southampton

Haha so polite

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By *iveittoher300Man over a year ago

Southampton

My wife saying.. 'I need to make myself cum now'

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By *inkyandperky555Couple over a year ago

swansea

Your brother was better than you.

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By *illiam101000Man over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

Your dad's cock is bigger. But it was still OK for a quick one.

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By *ltra72Man over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *ndy64hMan over a year ago

Plymouth

Too busy cleaning up to talk mmm

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

I would of went down on you but the smell was atrocious

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By *oppolocosTV/TS over a year ago

inverurie

Tell anyone and I'll fucking stab you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"next time I'll manage two minutes honest

Lol - Ditto

He never did get passed 2minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not after sex, but during;

‘Got to keep my phone on loud. Girlfriend is due to go into labour on Thursday so it could be any day now’

Erm

What girlfriend

What do you mean LABOUR"

Omg that is bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"next time I'll manage two minutes honest

Lol - Ditto

He never did get passed 2minutes"
really true stories are always better

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By *uscularLoveMan over a year ago

london

Wow these are supposed to be true stories?

Awkward..

*Disclaimer* None of mines are true stories

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That stain will come out on the curtains

What stain

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what shall we name her I'm thinking Lucy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next time I'll take my socks off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start coughing uncontrollabley.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you verify me now?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

who ate all the Nutella...... biatch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what was that smell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

omg whys my sperm yellow

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By *ltrMan over a year ago

sheffield

Can I keep your knickers as a trophy

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Right then, off you pop

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

This time with feeling

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

You want how much ?!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my wifes here to pick me up must dash "but youve only been here 8 minutes" well she was in clarks buying shoes i didnt want to waste my day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"next time I'll manage two minutes honest

Lol - Ditto

He never did get passed 2minutes"

I've had a couple like that!

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By *ydrewMan over a year ago

matlock

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Not after , but during, I was once told to hurry up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad was better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what's the worst thing that has been said to you after sex? "

I'd rather have a pint!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tbh ive asked a few if they came lol with condoms its hard to tell but when they are silent and hardly move I cant tell at all lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank you

"
omg massive rethink going on here

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

I have been coughing all week, and I am all hot and sweaty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops I just shit myself

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Wow that was great, but how did you manage that whilst being 2 metres away?

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By *lorious hole bs16Man over a year ago

Bristol

"I met a guy that repeatedly said thank you after he cum

blimey, that's the worst???

sounds quite a natural response to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's it. I'm off now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been coughing all week, and I am all hot and sweaty

"
you got a home sauna and youve been smoking in it again haven't you

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By *eekibooMan over a year ago

Northwest

Your not as good as your sister!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that was mediocre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was young (I know a long time ago)

Me: I'm so sorry you've split with your wife, I hope things go ok

Him: I haven't split with her, she's pregnant and not up for it, why else do you think I'm here?

And that right there is the moment I realised some people have no conscience and will use others purely because they can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When I was young (I know a long time ago)

Me: I'm so sorry you've split with your wife, I hope things go ok

Him: I haven't split with her, she's pregnant and not up for it, why else do you think I'm here?

And that right there is the moment I realised some people have no conscience and will use others purely because they can.

What a tool!! Hope you jabbed him in the eye and bit his cock- arrogant arsehole x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When I was young (I know a long time ago)

Me: I'm so sorry you've split with your wife, I hope things go ok

Him: I haven't split with her, she's pregnant and not up for it, why else do you think I'm here?

And that right there is the moment I realised some people have no conscience and will use others purely because they can.

So wrong... Hope he got a slap

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By *ionelhutzMan over a year ago

liverpool

"Your brothers right, you are good "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was nice. Now I'm heading home to wank.

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"I've got Covid-19"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've ran out of toilet roll sorry i knew before you got here but didn't like to say in case you never came but I've been stock piling tobacco leaves for days if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*opens curtains*

Oh... I thought you were your brother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have stupidly said

“ you do look like your sister “

While my cock was in her mouth...

Very lucky it wasn’t bitten off.

That will stay with me forever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That's what your sister said.

I don't mind tho, your grandma's ass is tighter.

Daddy. X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are gorgeous . What a woman . The fatal package

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By *rBearFuxMan over a year ago

usk

CSA in 9 months now fuck off and never touch me again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“No, the cough only started yesterday. Good job I’m not sneezing. I think you’re cold rather than me being hot...”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fancy coming panic shopping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Laters taters....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laters taters...."
lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laters taters....lol

It's better than "I've had worst I suppose" lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laters taters....lol

It's better than "I've had worst I suppose" lol"
yes but its not a bad thing to say I'd laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laters taters....lol

It's better than "I've had worst I suppose" lolyes but its not a bad thing to say I'd laugh

How about "do you actually wash down there?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Laters taters....lol

It's better than "I've had worst I suppose" lolyes but its not a bad thing to say I'd laugh

How about "do you actually wash down there?""
wash you? I'd have a go have you got a loofah if not i have one

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By *arehamMan over a year ago

handforth

As I was fucking someone’s wife I said do you want ago killed it stone dead

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Thanks for my first dogging experience. Now I have to give you a parking ticket: this is a private car park you know!

Not all uniforms are sexy .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha ha I'm howling, awkward though

"I met a guy that repeatedly said thank you after he cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

don't say anything.

get dressed leave quickly.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I was just waiting for you to finish tbh.

Genuine one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my uncle showed me how too do that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea or coffee? Like there is any other option apart from tea!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Tea or coffee? Like there is any other option apart from tea!

That's what Sid the Gaffer said. (Tetley that's better)

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Just think of Harold! It was much worse for him! Between a load of my spunk and an arrow in your eye I know which one is less harmful! You’ll survive girl!

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By *unscotladMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

My brothers name

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By *htcMan over a year ago

I need a shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea or coffee? Like there is any other option apart from tea!

There is no comparison. Tea rules x

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

[Removed by poster at 22/03/20 18:25:12]

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By *olex99Man over a year ago

Hull

Your sister put more effort in

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Errrrm, who are you???

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

What's that crawling in your pubes?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve got a burning sensation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what's the worst thing that has been said to you after sex? "

Your dad was better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what's the worst thing that has been said to you after sex?

Your dad was better"

I’m kidding obviously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what's the worst thing that has been said to you after sex? "

Are you ready for round two (obviously person/performance specific)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snoring ... ...

... from 5” 2’ waif of girl too ...

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

I’ve just used the last of yr toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks sis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pass me my toast

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

I was called an arsehole during sex this morning

Still finished

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good intercourse everyone.

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By *uff the Boner!Man over a year ago

SWANSEA

Someone else's name!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not as tight as your mom

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