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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
like for example.. women will go to loos in packs... but men.... nooooo!!
or speed limits on roads... 10% + 5mph....
or men not speaking to each other at the urinals...
or if you take alcohol to a friends house and there is any left over cans.. you leave it there....
whoever is driving gets to choose what music is played....
so what would be yours? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you never change your your football team, bank or political party  "
Football team, yeah I'd agree, but Banks and Politics are as changeable as the weather. (except up here in the North East where a donkey wearing a red rosette can get elected) |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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For a girl, if you’re in the bathroom for longer than 10 minutes you’re probably on your period, talking to friends, doing make-up, or texting.
For a guy, if you do it, you’re probably taking a shit.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just going slightly off track, I've always wanted to know what goes on in urinals. Do guys ever look at another guys cock for comparison or if not where do you look, at your own cock or at the wall and do guys ever go in the cubicles just to wee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never fart and say 'was that me?'
Dont puke anywhere apart from down the loo or in a bucket or basin (provided).
Never critise the person thats driving driving standard.
Always take your own toothbrush, never use the hosts.
Make sure breath is always minty fresh.
Picking noses and eating it or wiping it on a couch, jumper etc is just disgusting.
Do not sniff snot back - use a hankie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just going slightly off track, I've always wanted to know what goes on in urinals. Do guys ever look at another guys cock for comparison or if not where do you look, at your own cock or at the wall and do guys ever go in the cubicles just to wee "
Look straight ahead or down....if anyone talks to you...tell them to fcuk off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just going slightly off track, I've always wanted to know what goes on in urinals. Do guys ever look at another guys cock for comparison or if not where do you look, at your own cock or at the wall and do guys ever go in the cubicles just to wee
Look straight ahead or down....if anyone talks to you...tell them to fcuk off "
Unless it's George Michael, in which case you say, "You're fookin nicked, mate!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just going slightly off track, I've always wanted to know what goes on in urinals. Do guys ever look at another guys cock for comparison or if not where do you look, at your own cock or at the wall and do guys ever go in the cubicles just to wee
Look straight ahead or down....if anyone talks to you...tell them to fcuk off
Unless it's George Michael, in which case you say, "You're fookin nicked, mate!" "
Thought he said "your nicked" when George was half way through sucking his cock?..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just going slightly off track, I've always wanted to know what goes on in urinals. Do guys ever look at another guys cock for comparison or if not where do you look, at your own cock or at the wall and do guys ever go in the cubicles just to wee
Look straight ahead or down....if anyone talks to you...tell them to fcuk off
Unless it's George Michael, in which case you say, "You're fookin nicked, mate!"
Thought he said "your nicked" when George was half way through sucking his cock?.. "
Ladies....imagine being in a lift in a hotel...all those in it are strangers....no one speaks simples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Football team, yeah I'd agree, but Banks and Politics are as changeable as the weather. (except up here in the North East where a donkey wearing a red rosette can get elected) "
But they are the politicians aren't they??  |
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Lol.
Well in my case you look where your pointing for starters, there's no fun in weeing on your shoes or encountering splashback issues lol.
Most blokes will usually do anything to look anywhere than at any of the other guys having a wee. Maybe some blokes will have a sly glance to check out the competition or enjoy the view if they're that way inclined.
Service station toilets are usually best as they always have a little poster advert to read. Any bloke reading this will know just how much those Road Angel posters have been read. Some posters are great with pretty ladies looking down with a speech bubble saying "That's a big one", makes you feel even better as well as managing to drain your bladder after being stuck in traffic jams for four hours on the M6.
Oh by the way blokes will use the cubicles to have a wee if there's an uncomfortably high number queing up for the urinals. In fact it's rare more takes place in the cubicles unless you have a very upset stomach caused by a dodgy tummy and nerves for that all important job interview, but memories of school toilets and tracing paper loo roll always comes back to haunt you. 
Try googling for the "Urinal Game" and you'll see just how complex going to the loo for a man really is. |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"Just going slightly off track, I've always wanted to know what goes on in urinals. Do guys ever look at another guys cock for comparison or if not where do you look, at your own cock or at the wall and do guys ever go in the cubicles just to wee "
i did once llo at a west indian guy noticed he had a tatoo on his cock that said wendy .asked him who wendy was and he said " its not wendy it welcome to jamaica and have a nice day " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NEVER say how well the traffic is flowing or that you are having a good run on the motorway. The traffic demons hear and you suddenly find yourself in a 10 mile tailback."
sounds like my daily commute that . . . . every day i think 'oh this road/motorway/farmers field is pretty clear' then . . . . WHAM!! the traffic all appears!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never leave a woman unsatisfied !
We need to test that one out
If you are in a rush all the tractors in the world will drive in front of you!!!"
Slow & steady wins the race.... Ready when you are |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Just going slightly off track, I've always wanted to know what goes on in urinals. Do guys ever look at another guys cock for comparison or if not where do you look, at your own cock or at the wall and do guys ever go in the cubicles just to wee "
Apparently this is what happens in urinals Iconic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJmgLqQ-uog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"like for example.. women will go to loos in packs... but men.... nooooo!!
or speed limits on roads... 10% + 5mph....
or men not speaking to each other at the urinals...
or if you take alcohol to a friends house and there is any left over cans.. you leave it there....
whoever is driving gets to choose what music is played....
so what would be yours?"
10% + 5 mph is a myth believe me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"like for example.. women will go to loos in packs... but men.... nooooo!!
or speed limits on roads... 10% + 5mph....
or men not speaking to each other at the urinals...
or if you take alcohol to a friends house and there is any left over cans.. you leave it there....
whoever is driving gets to choose what music is played....
so what would be yours?
10% + 5 mph is a myth believe me "
Nope....know a copper and it 10% plus 2 miles an hours. That what your taught in police training |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"like for example.. women will go to loos in packs... but men.... nooooo!!
or speed limits on roads... 10% + 5mph....
or men not speaking to each other at the urinals...
or if you take alcohol to a friends house and there is any left over cans.. you leave it there....
whoever is driving gets to choose what music is played....
so what would be yours?
10% + 5 mph is a myth believe me "
Nope....know a copper and it 10% plus 2 miles an hours. That what your taught in police training |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women win all the arguements.........its the law "
When Men have made a very valid point that women can't fully respond to, the men then pretend they believe the woman to have won. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FIVE SECRETS TO A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP: 1) Its important to have a woman who helps at home & knows how to cook, clean & has a job. 2) Its important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3) Its important to have a woman you can trust & wants only you. 4) Its important to have a woman who is good in bed & enjoys being with you. 5) Its absolutely f*cking vital that these four women dont know each other!! |
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