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Adoption dilemma

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I know perhaps you think I only ever come on with worthless threads and stupid jokes but I do have a serious side as well and would be very grateful for some advice on this delicate subject

My dilemma is as follows all advice welcome...... At what age would it be appropriate to tell my dog he was adopted??

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

ASAP, but have some treats ready and tell him whilst in the garden I case he has a melt down and try’s to attack anything .. means yr Funiture will be safe but he might shit on the kitchen floor when yr in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ASAP, but have some treats ready and tell him whilst in the garden I case he has a melt down and try’s to attack anything .. means yr Funiture will be safe but he might shit on the kitchen floor when yr in bed

Thanks good advice I’ll bare that in mind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’ll only upset him...don’t tell him

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

You should tell him on the day his lipstick pops out and he starts dry humping your leg.

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By *othin 2 proveCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

oh you must tell him from day 1 of adoption or else he will break down at 5 years old when he's old enugh to read his birth certificate and realise your not his birth parent

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You’ll only upset him...don’t tell him

Should I wait until he’s grown up but to be fair in dog years he’s 56

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"You’ll only upset him...don’t tell him

Should I wait until he’s grown up but to be fair in dog years he’s 56

Is this a ruff estimate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I knew this was going to be an emotive thread I’m so sorry to throw this at you all in these unique times

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know perhaps you think I only ever come on with worthless threads and stupid jokes but I do have a serious side as well and would be very grateful for some advice on this delicate subject

My dilemma is as follows all advice welcome...... At what age would it be appropriate to tell my dog he was adopted??"

You legend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know perhaps you think I only ever come on with worthless threads and stupid jokes but I do have a serious side as well and would be very grateful for some advice on this delicate subject

My dilemma is as follows all advice welcome...... At what age would it be appropriate to tell my dog he was adopted??

You legend

awwww wow thanks geezer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know perhaps you think I only ever come on with worthless threads and stupid jokes but I do have a serious side as well and would be very grateful for some advice on this delicate subject

My dilemma is as follows all advice welcome...... At what age would it be appropriate to tell my dog he was adopted??

You legend

awwww wow thanks geezer

It proper made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know perhaps you think I only ever come on with worthless threads and stupid jokes but I do have a serious side as well and would be very grateful for some advice on this delicate subject

My dilemma is as follows all advice welcome...... At what age would it be appropriate to tell my dog he was adopted??

You leg- end

How rude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know perhaps you think I only ever come on with worthless threads and stupid jokes but I do have a serious side as well and would be very grateful for some advice on this delicate subject

My dilemma is as follows all advice welcome...... At what age would it be appropriate to tell my dog he was adopted??

You leg- end

How rude!

I can handle that darling..... normally it’s bell end .... no idea why

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should tell him on the day his lipstick pops out and he starts dry humping your leg."

Yea but if I tell him do you think he would stop?? See I told you it was a proper dilemma

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know perhaps you think I only ever come on with worthless threads and stupid jokes but I do have a serious side as well and would be very grateful for some advice on this delicate subject

My dilemma is as follows all advice welcome...... At what age would it be appropriate to tell my dog he was adopted??

You leg- end

How rude!

I normally say that but refrained

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By *ilkenWoman over a year ago

Manchester

Tell the dog immediately it might well be relieved and less stressed about its parentage once told.

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Our kids keep telling each other they were adopted. I keep telling them it’s not true - I wouldn’t have chosen either of them

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tell the dog immediately it might well be relieved and less stressed about its parentage once told. "

I’ll leave it for a minute he’s busy licking his bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Our kids keep telling each other they were adopted. I keep telling them it’s not true - I wouldn’t have chosen either of them

J x"

Haha and awww but you love em x

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Our kids keep telling each other they were adopted. I keep telling them it’s not true - I wouldn’t have chosen either of them

J x

Haha and awww but you love em x"

We sure do!!! Little buggers keep us on our toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Our kids keep telling each other they were adopted. I keep telling them it’s not true - I wouldn’t have chosen either of them

J x

Haha and awww but you love em x

We sure do!!! Little buggers keep us on our toes"

Good cos they will keep you focused in these shitty times

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