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"Any body care to sit down with me.. a metre away of course "Budge up | |||
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"Any body care to sit down with me.. a metre away of course
Budge up "I’m squeezing in also  | |||
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"Double vodka and zero sugar red bull no ice please... And salted nuts x" Care if I join u duck | |||
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"Another double vodka for me. I'll just sit alone and people watch" This  | |||
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"Bottle of pink gin and a straw please "Haha whole bottle. Are there any doorman on here tonight? | |||
"Spiced rum n " Comin up | |||
"Sex on the beach cocktail " Large one heading your way | |||
"Blood orange gin and lemonade pls and a mouthful of nuts "Why of course..... | |||
"Just a lager plz "Comin up | |||
"Whiskey " Triple it is! | |||
"Sloe G&T please x" With pleasure..... | |||
"Bottle of pink gin and a straw please "Only the finest for ya | |||
"Pint of wine, ta." 2 pints you need to catch up! | |||
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"This is excellent social distancing. Please may I have a fruity cider. No nuts for me "Comin up!!! | |||
"A John Smiths for me grumpy 80 yr old dad. He can't quite grasp that the pubs are shut. A double vodka and please..I need it!" Haha on its way!! | |||
"Pint of wine, ta. 2 pints you need to catch up!" ...this is a bloody great bar  | |||
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"G&T with a blood orange slice and handful of dry roasted nuts plz "with pleasure....... | |||
"Pornstar martini and a packet of pork scratchings. Got to love the pig snacks in a crisis." yep you gotta. Comin up!! | |||
"Double vodka and zero sugar red bull no ice please... And salted nuts x" comin up!! Enjoy!! | |||
"Large whisky and ginger ale please "Extra large one comin up | |||
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The reason the order is so big as my dress is too short and my heels are killing my feet, so I won't need to keep getting up and down | |||
"Another double vodka for me. I'll just sit alone and people watch" Another comin up but you have to sit on my knee | |||
"Carlsberg export please " 2 pints for ya!!! | |||
"A large white wine please x " A very large one for ya | |||
"A pint of Landlord and some pork scratchings please" Hahahahahahahah Comin up | |||
"Larger for me nd a g nd t for my sexy mrs pls and get your self one z" Wow thanks. Youre the first to get me a drink. God bless you, there really are nice people on fab | |||
"I have a raspberry gin and tonic pls "Very large one with pleasure | |||
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"Pint of bank's mild, I am easily pleased ?? " Not easy, it takes skills to pour a pint! Enjoy!! | |||
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"PInt of gin n bitter lemon with sliced lemons or iced fruit. .. Less contacts asking for a pint... Purely for health n safety reasons" Got ya a couple of queen sized goblets. Enjoy!!! | |||
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"Sorry I'm a bit late, can I have a Snowball please! (my mum's request) Failing that, a small glass of Blue Nun. Cheers! " Youre getting both!! | |||
"Please could I just have a glass of lemonade, not really a drinker and have the kids at home so can’t get d*unk (only takes two! haha) x Viv x" Large one on the rocks!!! | |||
"I'll have a bottle of pink champagne, a bottle of rosé, a couple of vodka red bull with a little ice, a couple of jäger bombs and a couple if sambucas please The reason the order is so big as my dress is too short and my heels are killing my feet, so I won't need to keep getting up and down "Thats not a big order. Thats a typical round. Enjoy!!! | |||
"Proper scrumpy from. Laycock Cider. It's delicious. " In a proper glass for ya!! | |||
"Sex on the beach" Coming up!!!! | |||
"Red wine by the bucket full please " 3 buckets coming up...... | |||
"Please could I just have a glass of lemonade, not really a drinker and have the kids at home so can’t get d*unk (only takes two! haha) x Viv x Large one on the rocks!!!" Thank you!! If anyone asks it’s got vodka in it- don’t want to look like a light weight, haha Viv xx | |||
"Sex on the beach and yes to pork scratching and ready salted crisps. White coffee too." You got it all but no sand castles allowed on the beach...... | |||
"Please could I just have a glass of lemonade, not really a drinker and have the kids at home so can’t get d*unk (only takes two! haha) x Viv x Large one on the rocks!!! Thank you!! If anyone asks it’s got vodka in it- don’t want to look like a light weight, haha Viv xx" Its an honest pub. No one judges. Im naked for gods sake....... | |||
"Red wine by the bucket full please 3 buckets coming up......" Thank you, that’s a great start lol | |||
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"Can I start with a Mojito please. " you can start with 2 ...... | |||
"I'll have a bottle of pink champagne, a bottle of rosé, a couple of vodka red bull with a little ice, a couple of jäger bombs and a couple if sambucas please The reason the order is so big as my dress is too short and my heels are killing my feet, so I won't need to keep getting up and down
Thats not a big order. Thats a typical round. Enjoy!!!" | |||
"Anything alcoholic "Me doused in alcohol comin up.... | |||
"Please could I just have a glass of lemonade, not really a drinker and have the kids at home so can’t get d*unk (only takes two! haha) x Viv x Large one on the rocks!!! Thank you!! If anyone asks it’s got vodka in it- don’t want to look like a light weight, haha Viv xx Its an honest pub. No one judges. Im naked for gods sake....... "I was averting my eyes tbh. I’m shy, haha x Viv xx | |||
"Can I start with a Mojito please. you can start with 2 ......" Even better thanks! | |||
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"Just a plain gin and tonic here "Well im gonna serve you in a very unplain way | |||
"Amaretto and for me, large pinot for j T " Why of course. You guys deserve it. Enjoy!! | |||
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"Malibu and please "Coming up!! | |||
"I'll have a pint of dark fruits but I prefer salted nuts! "All to your desire approaching.... | |||
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"I'll have a pint of dark fruits but I prefer salted nuts!
All to your desire
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"jd and please" Comin up | |||
