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Is Mr Mystique the Ultimate Dilf of Fab?
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"Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x " We’re spoilt for choice aren’t we Angie? | |||
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"Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x We’re spoilt for choice aren’t we Angie? "Definitely babs x | |||
"Yes I am. Now sit down take a ticket and I’ll be with you all in a bit "Like queuing for Salami at the deli counter!  | |||
"Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x We’re spoilt for choice aren’t we Angie? "Ooo hello boobs I mean babs  | |||
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"He is rather yummy "Ticket number one please | |||
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"Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x We’re spoilt for choice aren’t we Angie?
Ooo hello boobs I mean babs "Hello | |||
"He is rather yummy
Ticket number one please "Ohhh come here | |||
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"You’re missing loads "Err no they’re not | |||
"There’s not just him I mean ... he’s alright I guess" Ticket number 2 please | |||
"There’s not just him I mean ... he’s alright I guess Ticket number 2 please "I’ll not be in a queue for you sunshine .... | |||
"There’s not just him I mean ... he’s alright I guess Ticket number 2 please
I’ll not be in a queue for you sunshine .... "OK tickets 1 and 2 please | |||
"Erm.....what about me?! "You were the first person I thought of, but I forgot you were a dad! | |||
"There’s not just him I mean ... he’s alright I guess" Lol x | |||
"Or am I missing some? "Feeling as deflated as a well-used whoopy cushion Haha x | |||
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"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here "He seems a nice fella | |||
"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here
He seems a nice fella "What you after | |||
"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here
He seems a nice fella
What you after "If they’re better then they’re not a DILF | |||
"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here
He seems a nice fella
What you after "A wider age bracket  | |||
"Oh there’s a few you’re definitely missing x We’re spoilt for choice aren’t we Angie?
Ooo hello boobs I mean babs "Look, here’s one | |||
"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here
He seems a nice fella
What you after
A wider age bracket " | |||
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"Oh great! Now no one wants to fuck me because of a joke thread "I will if I'm dilf enough | |||
"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here
He seems a nice fella
What you after
A wider age bracket "I’ve just seen one of those in B&Q | |||
"Oh great! Now no one wants to fuck me because of a joke thread "You only have yourself to blame | |||
"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here " | |||
"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here
"Only cause you can’t have my cock | |||
"Oh great! Now no one wants to fuck me because of a joke thread "I'd say i want to but I'd be a white knight   | |||
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"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here
He seems a nice fella
What you after
A wider age bracket
I’ve just seen one of those in B&Q "Huffs off to B&Q. .... Waitaminute, shouldn’t you be SD’ing?! | |||
"Who mr mystique? Have I missed something lol "Err I’m on page 36 of hot mens pics on here I’ll have you known | |||
"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here
He seems a nice fella
What you after
A wider age bracket
I’ve just seen one of those in B&Q
Huffs off to B&Q.
.... Waitaminute, shouldn’t you be SD’ing?!"What on earth is SD’ing | |||
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"Who mr mystique? Have I missed something lol "you been sleeping again | |||
"Who mr mystique? Have I missed something lol
Err I’m on page 36 of hot mens pics on here I’ll have you known "Who u need a number 36 badge then | |||
"Who mr mystique? Have I missed something lol you been sleeping again "nope lol x | |||
"And then there’s me haha "Hello Bob, you have my vote | |||
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"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here " | |||
"And then there’s me haha
Hello Bob, you have my vote "Hello gorgeous and you will always have my vote | |||
"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here
"One for the wank bank  | |||
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"Never spoke but have had a good old per today "He funny Witty Charming and king. | |||
"Never spoke but have had a good old per today
He funny
Witty
Charming and king."*kind | |||
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"Or am I missing some? "What's a dilf? | |||
"Or am I missing some?
What's a dilf?"Dad I'd like to fuck.... | |||
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"Good god woman, there’s much better than him on here
He seems a nice fella
What you after
A wider age bracket
I’ve just seen one of those in B&Q
Huffs off to B&Q.
.... Waitaminute, shouldn’t you be SD’ing?!
What on earth is SD’ing "Social Distancing..... true story | |||
"Or am I missing some?
What's a dilf?"You're definitely one | |||
"Or am I missing some?
What's a dilf?". You’re too cute sometimes | |||
"Or am I missing some? "You're definitely missing something. | |||
"You’re missing loads
Err no they’re not "I beg to differ! | |||
"Or am I missing some? "Probably ... | |||
"Or am I missing some?
What's a dilf?
You're definitely one " | |||
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"Even I want to douche him while listening to Marvin Gaye " lets get it on? | |||
"Even I want to douche him while listening to Marvin Gaye lets get it on? "Perfect choice! | |||
"Even I want to douche him while listening to Marvin Gaye lets get it on?
Perfect choice! "or we're all sensitive people so much to give | |||
"Or am I missing some?
You're definitely missing something. "Thankfully it's not my sense of humour, this thread was started st the same time as the one about Annie, and yet it's been much slower to fill up! | |||
"Or am I missing some?
You're definitely missing something.
Thankfully it's not my sense of humour, this thread was started st the same time as the one about Annie, and yet it's been much slower to fill up! "i wonder why | |||
"Or am I missing some?
What's a dilf?
. You’re too cute sometimes "I honestly had no idea what it was! | |||
"Or am I missing some?
What's a dilf?"Ah You my dear! Oh wait you are a DIHF! | |||
"He's the best x " | |||
"Even I want to douche him while listening to Marvin Gaye lets get it on?
Perfect choice! "I’d even let you make eye contact with me
But no holding hands cause that’s too gay | |||
"Or am I missing some? "I'm a dad. Does anybody want to fuck me? If you do then you've missed at least one. Luke | |||
"He's the best x
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"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here "I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome | |||
 
Jo.Xx | |||
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"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome "Just spat my drink out
He’ll get you later | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome
Just spat my drink out
He’ll get you later "did you not like your drink | |||
"Each to there own. I'll get my coat and be off then." Don't cry pp you are still a good friend | |||
"is this one of them who’s popular threads? "Nah, he's not even popular. No one likes him | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome "You tell 'em Cheeky..... | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here "But they’re not sexy eh? | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
But they’re not sexy eh? "Ooh there’s lots of sexy ones too | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
But they’re not sexy eh?
Ooh there’s lots of sexy ones too "Errr no there’s not | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome "I’m stunning thank you very much | |||
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"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
But they’re not sexy eh?
Ooh there’s lots of sexy ones too
Errr no there’s not "Oh there are | |||
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"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome
I’m stunning thank you very much "Says who | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome
You tell 'em Cheeky....."I will | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome
I’m stunning thank you very much
Says who "Me cause I’m worth it | |||
"Well I've definitely got the "D" locked down at least...
B"You're my ultimate DILF bubba Unless Charlie Hunnam is on here and has sprogs. Ooooooft
P | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome
I’m stunning thank you very much
Says who
Me cause I’m worth it "Alright Mr L’Oréal | |||
"Well I've definitely got the "D" locked down at least...
B
You're my ultimate DILF bubba
Unless Charlie Hunnam is on here and has sprogs. Ooooooft
P"Err second ultimate | |||
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"Well I've definitely got the "D" locked down at least...
B
You're my ultimate DILF bubba
Unless Charlie Hunnam is on here and has sprogs. Ooooooft
P"It doesn't mention that he is a Daddy on Wiki...Get in!
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"I was actually called a DILF once, which is how I found out that the term existed. It was by one of my daughters ex school-friends though.......awkward! "Oh dear | |||
"I was actually called a DILF once, which is how I found out that the term existed. It was by one of my daughters ex school-friends though.......awkward! "Did you though? | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome
I’m stunning thank you very much
Says who
Me cause I’m worth it "You're worth a couple of bags of crisps and a Fab lolly | |||
"I was actually called a DILF once, which is how I found out that the term existed. It was by one of my daughters ex school-friends though.......awkward!
Oh dear "Yes, but she was in her late twenties by then, and I was flattered to be approached by a pretty woman in a cafe..  | |||
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"I was actually called a DILF once, which is how I found out that the term existed. It was by one of my daughters ex school-friends though.......awkward!
Did you though? "No I didn't. Probably should have though.. | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome
I’m stunning thank you very much
Says who
Me cause I’m worth it
You're worth a couple of bags of crisps and a Fab lolly "Would you suck my lolly though? | |||
"There are lots of handsome DILFs on here
I absolutely agree and he’s not even handsome
I’m stunning thank you very much
Says who
Me cause I’m worth it
You're worth a couple of bags of crisps and a Fab lolly
Would you suck my lolly though? "Only if it complies with social distancing rules | |||
