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WOMAN'S ARSE SIZE STUDY......
There's a new study about women and how they feel about their arses:
30% of women think their arse is too fat...
10% think their arse is too skinny...
The remaining 60% say they don't care,
they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world..
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By *keeny OP Man
over a year ago
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" WOMAN'S ARSE SIZE STUDY......
There's a new study about women and how they feel about their arses:
30% of women think their arse is too fat...
10% think their arse is too skinny...
The remaining 60% say they don't care,
they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world..
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that is so old |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think the appropriate phrase is 'in proportion'!
Love curves on a woman - nothing worse than a girl with great legs and nothing at the top - but peachy bums can come in all shapes and sizes.
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"Hi, has anyone seen my bottom? It's pretty good.
Amatuer Shakespearian actor eh? Another string to your bow!  "
Ahem...
'Neither a skinny ass nor a fat ass be; For fat ass oft loses both itself and friend, and skinny ass dulls the edge of husbandry' |
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"Hi, has anyone seen my bottom? It's pretty good.
Amatuer Shakespearian actor eh? Another string to your bow!
Ahem...
'Neither a skinny ass nor a fat ass be; For fat ass oft loses both itself and friend, and skinny ass dulls the edge of husbandry'"
Is that from the new Channel 5 version of A Midsummer Night's Dream? |
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"Hi, has anyone seen my bottom? It's pretty good.
Amatuer Shakespearian actor eh? Another string to your bow!
Ahem...
'Neither a skinny ass nor a fat ass be; For fat ass oft loses both itself and friend, and skinny ass dulls the edge of husbandry'
Is that from the new Channel 5 version of A Midsummer Night's Dream? "
LOL It could be, I'm all over it if it is. |
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By *keeny OP Man
over a year ago
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wow what a ass
Shitcakes! 
I concur with the learned gentleman."
omg http://www.fabswingers.com/profile/sexy_vixen/display/5af0b836-90c1-436e-b4a0-8241f8621ac3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A couple of years ago I was in the pub and an elderly gentleman came over and said " I really like your bottom, it looks like a lovely round peach "
Mine ain't so peachy these days  On guys I like a nice round bottom, not keen on skinny bums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My OH loves big rounded bottoms and not flat bottoms. I used to worry that my bottom was like a victorian bustle, and it is, but my OH likes it so its just as well |
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"I love your bum funky...
Why thank you Cin 
So do I Funky
Me too  "
ooh - a funky's bum appreciation thread - I'll join in!
I like squeezable bums on a guy - there's quite a lot on here which look nice but I've not had the chance to check them out ('cept on Ahabs - he has very squeezable cheeks )
Like a lot of females, I'd prefer a smaller bum on me, but I can't be ar5ed enough to do anything about it. |
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"I love your bum funky...
Why thank you Cin
So do I Funky
Me too
ooh - a funky's bum appreciation thread - I'll join in! "
Why thank you pink
In my opinion all threads should be redirected to my bottom.
Ermmm that didn't sound right. |
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"I love your bum funky...
Why thank you Cin
So do I Funky
Me too
ooh - a funky's bum appreciation thread - I'll join in!
Why thank you pink
In my opinion all threads should be redirected to my bottom.
Ermmm that didn't sound right."
ummm.... no..... that's not making it sound so attractive... However, I'm sure you could be forgiven if you allowed me to check in person how squeezable your cheeks really are.. |
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"I love your bum funky...
Why thank you Cin
So do I Funky
Me too
ooh - a funky's bum appreciation thread - I'll join in!
Why thank you pink
In my opinion all threads should be redirected to my bottom.
Ermmm that didn't sound right.
ummm.... no..... that's not making it sound so attractive... However, I'm sure you could be forgiven if you allowed me to check in person how squeezable your cheeks really are.. "
In the interests of science I agree to this experiment. |
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"I love your bum funky...
Why thank you Cin
So do I Funky
Me too
ooh - a funky's bum appreciation thread - I'll join in!
Why thank you pink
In my opinion all threads should be redirected to my bottom.
Ermmm that didn't sound right.
ummm.... no..... that's not making it sound so attractive... However, I'm sure you could be forgiven if you allowed me to check in person how squeezable your cheeks really are..
In the interests of science I agree to this experiment."
excellent - time travel with sparkly dust (or whatever it is you do) your way here and close your eyes And don't forget the fez.. I have a plan where it features highly... |
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but i like peachy bums on a man 
