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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Nothing wrong brushing past his trouser snake 
"3 rubs of Aladdins Gene Lamp, what 3 wishes would you make? 
None I'm straight so wouldn't be rubbing his lamp "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone hot to come stay with me through this virus thing who doesn't mind being locked in a cupboard when I need alone time.
A magic kitchen that makes food appear when I want it so I don't have to face the shops.
A big garden.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"£20M
The body of a young Arnie
To be 20 years old again"
Onky 20M?  That's loose change these days! Stick a few more zeros on the end Mr. Bants and buy me a house full of shoes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"£20M
The body of a young Arnie
To be 20 years old again
Onky 20M? That's loose change these days! Stick a few more zeros on the end Mr. Bants and buy me a house full of shoes "
I dont want to come across as being greedy Carmen!  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Someone hot to come stay with me through this virus thing who doesn't mind being locked in a cupboard when I need alone time.
A magic kitchen that makes food appear when I want it so I don't have to face the shops.
A big garden.
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That would be great lock a guy up then use him when you want
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The second one I would consider, I hate cooking I need a personal Magic Mike styled chef to spoil me with food
"Someone hot to come stay with me through this virus thing who doesn't mind being locked in a cupboard when I need alone time.
A magic kitchen that makes food appear when I want it so I don't have to face the shops.
A big garden.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"£20M
The body of a young Arnie
To be 20 years old again
Onky 20M? That's loose change these days! Stick a few more zeros on the end Mr. Bants and buy me a house full of shoes
I dont want to come across as being greedy Carmen! "
But, you're greedy with the ladies though Mr. Bants, so we already the greed is there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha ha ha That's a good one, ooooooo, maybe 10+ depending on how good the rub is
"3 rubs of Aladdins Gene Lamp, what 3 wishes would you make?
If you get 3 wishes from rubbing Aladdin's lamp I wonder how many you'd get if you rubbed his cock..?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Very thoughtful towards everyone, I like this one, good decisions
"1. To kill off the virus.
2. To have protection against future viruses
3. For people to stop being selfish "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Everyone has goals, and I'm sure you'll achieve them within time, and I wish every bit of luck with them
"1 , the obvious.
2 , not to have a willy.
3 , to have a fat, cute bum.
Xx "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can read your mind what that one would be, and I think that would be probably number 1 on mostly everyone's xx
"To be honest there is only one wish that matters right now. I don't need the other 2."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For Mrs C to be sexually active
For Mrs C to want to swing
To accidentally stumble across a vaccine for Covid19 while going full on George's Marvellous Medicine in my shed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Come on Mrs C get involved on this mad site
"For Mrs C to be sexually active
For Mrs C to want to swing
To accidentally stumble across a vaccine for Covid19 while going full on George's Marvellous Medicine in my shed "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on Mrs C get involved on this mad site
If only
For Mrs C to be sexually active
For Mrs C to want to swing
To accidentally stumble across a vaccine for Covid19 while going full on George's Marvellous Medicine in my shed "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come on Mrs C get involved on this mad site
If only
For Mrs C to be sexually active
For Mrs C to want to swing
To accidentally stumble across a vaccine for Covid19 while going full on George's Marvellous Medicine in my shed "
Turn that frown upside down |
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