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""A dog's for life not just for Christmas" R.S.P.C.A  "
On a similar vein.....
"A dog is not just for Christmass, with a little thought and preparation, you can make the leftovers last untill New Year......" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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""A dog's for life not just for Christmas" R.S.P.C.A
On a similar vein.....
"A dog is not just for Christmass, with a little thought and preparation, you can make the leftovers last untill New Year......""
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If he fell into a barrel of cocks he would come up sucking a tit.
Its all mind over matter, I don't mind and you don't matter.
Life is like a pubic hair on the edge of a toilet seat. Sometimes you get pissed on sometime you get pissed off, but either way you always end up in the shit.
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By (user no longer on site)
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My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get (bit like swinging)
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Im not a smart man but I know what love is
The immortal Forrest Gump. |
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"I'm so fast, last night going too bed. Switched the light off, was in bed before the room got dark!  The Mighty Most High "Muhamud Ali" THE GREATEST "
Even though Muhammed Ali was arrogant and cocky he was very classy with it. One of my fave Ali quotes "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize"
This in contrast to our very own David Haye (on his fight with Audley Harrison) "As one sided as gang rape"
Real classy David, real classy.............  |
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"I'm so fast, last night going too bed. Switched the light off, was in bed before the room got dark! The Mighty Most High "Muhamud Ali" THE GREATEST
Even though Muhammed Ali was arrogant and cocky he was very classy with it. One of my fave Ali quotes "If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize"
This in contrast to our very own David Haye (on his fight with Audley Harrison) "As one sided as gang rape"
Real classy David, real classy............. "
pure class and a true Warrior! "As one sided as a highland road" The Mighty Fuckfun1000 |
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Lifes a bed of roses just look out for the pricks.
Famous historical quotes
What fucking Indians ... Custer
Shudup n let the woman drive how she wants .. Last words from the space shuttle
My epitaph .... Told u I was ill
It was the partying that killed him .... No his heart stopped duh |
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"Sports Quotes!
If you are watching in black and white, the Blue is behind the Pink......
The Batsman'd Holding, the Bowler's Willie....."
"You lads line up alphabetically by height." - Archie Knox, ex Rangers assistant manager.
"If we played like that every week we wouldn't be so inconsistent." - Bryan Robson, Man Utd.
Richard Keys: "Well Roy, do you think that you'll have to finish above Manchester United to win the league?"
Roy Evans: " You have to finish above everyone to win the league, Richard."
"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday." Radio 5 Live
"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead." - Tom Ferrie
"What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio." - Gerry Francis
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce
"He's a lad that gets up at 6 o'clock every morning regardless of what time it is." - Mo Boreham, ex Sheff Utd coach.
"We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." - Jock Brown - Celtic General Manager
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"Sports Quotes!
If you are watching in black and white, the Blue is behind the Pink......
The Batsman'd Holding, the Bowler's Willie....."
Lillee bowled Dilley caught Willie |
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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago
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"Sports Quotes!
If you are watching in black and white, the Blue is behind the Pink......
The Batsman'd Holding, the Bowler's Willie.....
"You lads line up alphabetically by height." - Archie Knox, ex Rangers assistant manager.
"If we played like that every week we wouldn't be so inconsistent." - Bryan Robson, Man Utd.
Richard Keys: "Well Roy, do you think that you'll have to finish above Manchester United to win the league?"
Roy Evans: " You have to finish above everyone to win the league, Richard."
"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday." Radio 5 Live
"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead." - Tom Ferrie
"What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio." - Gerry Francis
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel." - Stuart Pearce
"He's a lad that gets up at 6 o'clock every morning regardless of what time it is." - Mo Boreham, ex Sheff Utd coach.
"We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." - Jock Brown - Celtic General Manager
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When Ally McCoist came back to rangers the manager said right on you go and if you get us a quick goal I'll pull you off at half time......."Thats great boss we only got half an orange at Sunderland".... |
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General George S Patton, whe asked what should be done with the Soviets in Germany following the ceasation of hostilities in 1945
"Round 'em up, put 'em in a field and Bomb the Bastards!"
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"General George S Patton, whe asked what should be done with the Soviets in Germany following the ceasation of hostilities in 1945
"Round 'em up, put 'em in a field and Bomb the Bastards!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMHDBL7CNA4
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"I'm so fast, last night going too bed. Switched the light off, was in bed before the room got dark! The Mighty Most High "Muhamud Ali" THE GREATEST "
great quote from one of the greatest if not the greatest boxers ever |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Its not you, its me - every ex there's ever been!  "
It's not me, it's you......every ex of mine
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.....Mark Twain |
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"My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get (bit like swinging)
also
Im not a smart man but I know what love is
The immortal Forrest Gump."
this quote is as stupid as shit "My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get" most boxes of chocolates have a little card inside telling you what each one is lol  |
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"My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get (bit like swinging)
also
Im not a smart man but I know what love is
The immortal Forrest Gump.
this quote is as stupid as shit "My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get" most boxes of chocolates have a little card inside telling you what each one is lol "
I actually decided to cut the quote short so I could add the brackets to relate it to swinging.....but as forrest says...... stupid is as stupid does  |
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"My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get (bit like swinging)
also
Im not a smart man but I know what love is
The immortal Forrest Gump.
this quote is as stupid as shit "My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get" most boxes of chocolates have a little card inside telling you what each one is lol "
Not American ones............ (I Know this as I said much the same thing to a friend of mine. She brought me a box of chocolates back from New York and, sure enough, no card......) |
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"My momma always said lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gunna get (bit like swinging)
also
Im not a smart man but I know what love is
The immortal Forrest Gump.
this quote is as stupid as shit "My momma always said lifes like a box of
chocolates, you never know what your gunna get" most boxes of chocolates have a little card inside telling you what each one is lol Not American
ones............ (I Know this as I said much the same thing to a friend of mine. She brought me a box of
chocolates back from New York and, sure enough, no card......)"
That's why I said most not all ha ha, didn't want to be thought of as being as stupid as the quote, but it is a good film lol |
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by george best........ “I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted”
by Eleanor Roosevelt..............“A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water.”
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level, it's cheaper - Quentin Crisp
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair - Dorothy Parker
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"you will be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute  "
That's one of my Mam's faves to me as a naughty kid, often followed by "I'm going to slap your backside till your nose bleeds buttermilk"
Also, if any of us were snivelling over some perceived injustice we'd often get "Come here, I'll give you something to cry about" followed by a crack round the legs....
At **coughs** 39, do you reckon it's too late to sue for child abuse????
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