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How much money would you lose - question for the ladies
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
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"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)"
Checked in my purse....
I have £3-79 in cash  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)
Checked in my purse....
I have £3-79 in cash "
You're winning so far  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"47p?
Should have put more emphasis on the good in 'good old jolly rogering'
I found a £2 coin and a lollipop stick in my pocket. I'll chip them in too"
You're still not highest offer |
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"47p?
Should have put more emphasis on the good in 'good old jolly rogering'
I found a £2 coin and a lollipop stick in my pocket. I'll chip them in too"
I don't have a lollipop stick but I do have a chocolate bar wrapper..... |
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"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)"
Little did you know, you had started an auction  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)
Little did you know, you had started an auction "
I knew what I was doing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Times are hard, 50p and a loo roll suffice?
Oooh loo roll. You might be a winner here
You'd have to be extra good for me to give you one mind
Mrs"
You've already been out bid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Half a bag of pasta and a brand new roll of Andrex?
Ooh now were talking. Loo roll and pasta!
Not any old loo roll either. Posh gear..."
Gear? Cocaine laced? |
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By *mberWoman
over a year ago
Preston |
"47p?
Should have put more emphasis on the good in 'good old jolly rogering'
I found a £2 coin and a lollipop stick in my pocket. I'll chip them in too
You're still not highest offer "
Highest might not be best!
It probably is better than what I'm offering though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.
*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in ***"
How big is the frying pan? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Times are hard, 50p and a loo roll suffice?
Oooh loo roll. You might be a winner here
You'd have to be extra good for me to give you one mind
Mrs
You've already been out bid
Damn "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"47p?
Should have put more emphasis on the good in 'good old jolly rogering'
I found a £2 coin and a lollipop stick in my pocket. I'll chip them in too
You're still not highest offer
Highest might not be best!
It probably is better than what I'm offering though "
Times are hard |
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"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.
*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in ***
How big is the frying pan?"
It's black and 12 inches |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.
*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in ***
How big is the frying pan?
It's black and 12 inches "
Did I spell frying pan wrong? |
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"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.
*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in ***
How big is the frying pan?
It's black and 12 inches
Did I spell frying pan wrong? "
Sorry, totally misread it, I thought it said you wanted to pay for big black cock up your bum. Its an easy mistake to make. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.
*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in ***
How big is the frying pan?
It's black and 12 inches
Did I spell frying pan wrong?
Sorry, totally misread it, I thought it said you wanted to pay for big black cock up your bum. Its an easy mistake to make. "
Ok hang on now, let's not be too hasty.
How much are you offering? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a fiver I keep in a drawer for the window cleaner.
If you clean the windows too I'll give you that. "
A fiver would have put you in the lead but having to work for it just dropped you down to last place |
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"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.
*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in ***
How big is the frying pan?
It's black and 12 inches
Did I spell frying pan wrong?
Sorry, totally misread it, I thought it said you wanted to pay for big black cock up your bum. Its an easy mistake to make.
Ok hang on now, let's not be too hasty.
How much are you offering?"
You are not having him, he is mine but for info he has offered a bag of jelly babies and a wok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a fiver I keep in a drawer for the window cleaner.
If you clean the windows too I'll give you that.
A fiver would have put you in the lead but having to work for it just dropped you down to last place"
That doesn't sound like you were planning on putting much effort into the rogering then! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)"
Nowt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a fiver I keep in a drawer for the window cleaner.
If you clean the windows too I'll give you that.
A fiver would have put you in the lead but having to work for it just dropped you down to last place
That doesn't sound like you were planning on putting much effort into the rogering then! "
Rogering and window cleaning are two different things
Jesus poppy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)
Nowt"
You can always have me for free my love |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.
*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in ***
How big is the frying pan?
It's black and 12 inches
Did I spell frying pan wrong?
Sorry, totally misread it, I thought it said you wanted to pay for big black cock up your bum. Its an easy mistake to make.
Ok hang on now, let's not be too hasty.
How much are you offering?
You are not having him, he is mine but for info he has offered a bag of jelly babies and a wok "
.....love jelly babies |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)
Nowt
You can always have me for free my love "
Can I? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An ink cartridge (cyan), a copy of Lancashire Life magazine and a frying pan. I know its not much but that's all they had left in Tesco today.
*** I know I'm not a woman but I like to join in ***
How big is the frying pan?
It's black and 12 inches
Did I spell frying pan wrong?
Sorry, totally misread it, I thought it said you wanted to pay for big black cock up your bum. Its an easy mistake to make.
Ok hang on now, let's not be too hasty.
How much are you offering?
You are not having him, he is mine but for info he has offered a bag of jelly babies and a wok
.....love jelly babies "
 not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)
Nowt
You can always have me for free my love
Can I?"
Always |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)
Nowt
You can always have me for free my love
Can I?
Always"
When? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a fiver I keep in a drawer for the window cleaner.
If you clean the windows too I'll give you that.
A fiver would have put you in the lead but having to work for it just dropped you down to last place
That doesn't sound like you were planning on putting much effort into the rogering then!
Rogering and window cleaning are two different things
Jesus poppy "
Well I know that. I learnt that lesson when I got arrested with my squeegee  |
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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago
from Home Counties to Middle Earth |
On my kitchen side is 10p, a paperclip, a wipeboard marker (blue), some supermarket vouchers that came through the door and a box of coffee capsules that don't fit my machine. I'd happily lose that lot - it would be like someone tidying up (instead of thieving) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jo said a tenner!
But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!
D.
Wanna go halves?
Top half or bottom? 
D."
Your paying, your choice |
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"Jo said a tenner!
But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!
D.
Wanna go halves?
Top half or bottom?
D.
Your paying, your choice "
Hang on!! It’s MY tenner?? 
In that case, you any good with a camera? 
D. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jo said a tenner!
But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!
D.
Wanna go halves?
Top half or bottom?
D.
Your paying, your choice
Hang on!! It’s MY tenner??
In that case, you any good with a camera?
D."
I thought you'd never ask  |
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"Jo said a tenner!
But I can guarantee that tenner won’t be there when you come back down... I like tenners!!
D.
Wanna go halves?
Top half or bottom?
D.
Your paying, your choice
Hang on!! It’s MY tenner??
In that case, you any good with a camera?
D.
I thought you'd never ask "
D. |
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"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)"
Two rolls of bog paper, only used once and a shit tonne of the tubes from the middle, so you can grow your own? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thankfully would never be that desperate to meet you
Harsh why say that its a light hearted thread xx"
Dont worry about it, shes doesn't like me for reasons she probably can't rem_mber
You know how angry people can be |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Thankfully would never be that desperate to meet you
Harsh why say that its a light hearted thread xx
Dont worry about it, shes doesn't like me for reasons she probably can't rem_mber
You know how angry people can be"
I always worry about you your wild. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thankfully would never be that desperate to meet you
Harsh why say that its a light hearted thread xx
Dont worry about it, shes doesn't like me for reasons she probably can't rem_mber
You know how angry people can be I always worry about you your wild."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hellmann's Mayonnaise.
I'd give you cash but your profile is hidden OP x
Mayo would be fine
But FYI...I would
Lol for mayo? You're on honey x"
Fucking love mayo |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"You might want to consider going cashless to avoid coronavirus
I'll either day of coronavirus, or starvation
Its worth the risk"
If you want to travel and collect it, I've been batch cooking and have chilli, meatballs, spicy rice and my version of lasagna in the freezer. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"IL raise to a packet of Aloe Vera wet wipes ( supposably flushable ) and some pile cream .  "
I can't put anything on my bum hole since i had the bleaching accident |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This isn't a thread about money for sex because that's against the rules and its immoral and I don't agree with it
But
Hypothetically
If I were to come round and give you a good old jolly rogering, and you were to leave a certain amount of money on the kitchen side that were happy to lose, how much would that amount be?
Asking for a friend (me)"
£6.57 and half a packet of spaghetti, and not a penny more |
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