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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A giraffe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An eagle!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Probably a slug. A blob who leaves a sticky trail often where ever she sits and slowly moves around slowly.

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

well after that I think you need to be a baboon or soon will be after pinching that

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A Cougar!

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

I’d be a killer whale. They kill great whites so that’s a pretty safe place to be on the food chain and they look cool too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A wee bird.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"A Cougar! "

A male cougar

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

A chameleon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A wee bird. "

A wild one though, not in a cage!

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Would you mind if I stole your answer you used on the Irish forums?

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

A leopard ... stealthy, cunning and incredibly good looking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A chameleon "

Oh clever

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Would you mind if I stole your answer you used on the Irish forums?"

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"A chameleon

Oh clever

I have my moments

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An Eagle so I can hoc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Put down probably

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cheetah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Put down probably

Nah. Rubbish answer, try again.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

A panther. Just sitting, watching from a tree branch then pouncing on whatever looks interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A panther. Just sitting, watching from a tree branch then pouncing on whatever looks interesting "

Great answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A giraffe "

I’m a giraffe.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

A Bee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

"
a shark

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By *az080378Woman over a year ago

Cromer

A meercat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A meercat"

Off the tv adverts?

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"A panther. Just sitting, watching from a tree branch then pouncing on whatever looks interesting

Great answer

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A panther. Just sitting, watching from a tree branch then pouncing on whatever looks interesting

Great answer

Thanks

We must be twins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

a shark

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no known predators except the dreaded human

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Put down probably

Nah. Rubbish answer, try again.

Meerkat, I'm really shy but curiosity gets the better of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

a shark

no known predators except the dreaded human

You’re safe here then

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"A Cougar!

A male cougar

Come and get me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

a shark

no known predators except the dreaded human

You’re safe here then

"
really lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

a shark

no known predators except the dreaded human

You’re safe here then

really lol

Sure. We’re a lovely bunch

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By *az080378Woman over a year ago

Cromer

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Put down probably

Nah. Rubbish answer, try again.

Meerkat, I'm really shy but curiosity gets the better of me"

Haha same as me,but you spelt it right!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Put down probably

Nah. Rubbish answer, try again.

Meerkat, I'm really shy but curiosity gets the better of me

Haha same as me,but you spelt it right!

That was probably more dumb luck than anything

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

I'd be a lioness.

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'd be a lioness.

Jo.Xx "

D would be a tiger.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I already am one, apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had this question in an interview once

I got up and walked out

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I had this question in an interview once

I got up and walked out"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would be a lion

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By *winger212Woman over a year ago

Live in spain

A snake, only because my tongue would be down your throat in seconds

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

"I had this question in an interview once

I got up and walked out"

Was that like a migrating animal then?

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

A sloth. Would quite enjoy the slow movements instead of rushing around like blue arsed flies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had this question in an interview once

I got up and walked out

"
really, why a lot of questions these days are ridiculous

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"I had this question in an interview once

I got up and walked out

Was that like a migrating animal then?

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

I might opt to be a horse! Then I’d ridden and fussed over by loads of gorgeous and horny ladies and everyone would admire the enormity of my cock!

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

a Red Panda...the answer is always a red panda

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a Red Panda...the answer is always a red panda "

Go on then. Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had this question in an interview once

I got up and walked out

Was that like a migrating animal then?

Dick head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rhino, Gorilla , Orangutan or a dog.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rhino, Gorilla , Orangutan or a dog."

One. Stop being greedy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A camel.

I have long legs, big eyes, long lashes and 2 big humps

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A tiger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A camel.

I have long legs, big eyes, long lashes and 2 big humps

Camels are also well known for carrying syphilis

Thought you should know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A chameleon "

That's me in awe

Rhino with the horn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A donkey

lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A camel.

I have long legs, big eyes, long lashes and 2 big humps

Camels are also well known for carrying syphilis

Thought you should know"

What about tigers?

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By *evilmademedoitMan over a year ago

Glasgow

A Black Rhino, not a very big cock but can for for days without cumming!,

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By *edVelvet08Woman over a year ago

Kettering

I'm suprised no one has said Fluffy Pussy

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"I'm suprised no one has said Fluffy Pussy

Well, you have now! And I’m sure it would suit you!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm suprised no one has said Fluffy Pussy

You just did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ohhh most definitely an Alpha wolf!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Either a lethal mosi ..deadly spider or a infected rat..

Then id bite the ex...

Id then Turn into a bear.. n hibinate knowing my work was done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dolphin.

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By *edVelvet08Woman over a year ago

Kettering

"I'm suprised no one has said Fluffy Pussy

Well, you have now! And I’m sure it would suit you! "

Oh it certainly does

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"I'm suprised no one has said Fluffy Pussy

Well, you have now! And I’m sure it would suit you!

Oh it certainly does

Trouble is I’ve got three fluffy pussies already in Sussex! I just can’t take on a fourth all the way up in Northampton lol! Someone else will have to feed and stroke you!

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By *evilmademedoitMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm suprised no one has said Fluffy Pussy

I was going to say Snow Floof, but I’d end up just looking at their wee furry floofness....l

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By *edVelvet08Woman over a year ago

Kettering

"I'm suprised no one has said Fluffy Pussy

Well, you have now! And I’m sure it would suit you!

Oh it certainly does

Trouble is I’ve got three fluffy pussies already in Sussex! I just can’t take on a fourth all the way up in Northampton lol! Someone else will have to feed and stroke you!"

But I'm one of a kind!! You'll never find another like me

I'll find a new home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

A dolphin...

Wet all day, intelligent and one of few animals that get pleasure from sex.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

A dolphin...

Wet all day, intelligent and one of few animals that get pleasure from sex. "

How do you know that?

Most animals enjoy sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Either a lethal mosi ..deadly spider or a infected rat..

Then id bite the ex...

Id then Turn into a bear.. n hibinate knowing my work was done"

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

A jaguar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A jaguar"
3.5L?

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By *eardedTattManMan over a year ago

Elland

A dog. Love to fuck a bitch from behind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had this question in an interview once

I got up and walked out"

It wasnt a Welsh man in lincoln that asked you that was it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cat, I like to eat, sleep and have people stroke me and tell me I'm cute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dog bitch

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Ragdoll cat.

Best.

Life.

Ever.

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Jaguar !!

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"A jaguar"

Same !!

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"A Cougar! "

I like your style

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By *robboMan over a year ago

manchester

Snow leopard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lion. King of the jungle and has sex catty style, works for me

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"A lion. King of the jungle and has sex catty style, works for me

A lion has never lived in the jungle.. a tiger would be known as king of the jungle

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Snow leopard"

They’re virtually extinct though...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A snake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lion. King of the jungle and has sex catty style, works for me

Always wondered why they were called king of the jungle when they don't actually live in jungles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lion. King of the jungle and has sex catty style, works for me

A lion has never lived in the jungle.. a tiger would be known as king of the jungle "

Doh! I still wanna be a lion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lion. King of the jungle and has sex catty style, works for me

A lion has never lived in the jungle.. a tiger would be known as king of the jungle

Doh! I still wanna be a lion

"
why coz you're the king o the swingers yea a jungle VIP

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A lion. King of the jungle and has sex catty style, works for me

Always wondered why they were called king of the jungle when they don't actually live in jungles "

Because they’re loud.

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"Snow leopard

They’re virtually extinct though..."

More reason to be one get the numbers up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A panda as they look cute and cuddly and provide hours of amusement on the net

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Snow leopard

They’re virtually extinct though...

More reason to be one get the numbers up "

You’re bored aren’t you?

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"A lion. King of the jungle and has sex catty style, works for me

Always wondered why they were called king of the jungle when they don't actually live in jungles

Because they’re loud."

Lion has never been called king of the jungle .. they couldn't survive in a jungle .. need to be a silent hunter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pampered house cat sleep eat and be petted...whats not to like

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"Snow leopard

They’re virtually extinct though...

More reason to be one get the numbers up

You’re bored aren’t you?"

Because I responded to your comment

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By *otlovefun42Couple over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Whatever animal I chose to be, I would stay the fuck out of China.

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By *ames-77Man over a year ago

milton keynes

"Whatever animal I chose to be, I would stay the fuck out of China.

Hahahaha wise move !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Eh you're welcome

A Silverback of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"... what would you be?

Yeah ok I stole this from Mr Thunderkiss on the Irish forum

Eh you're welcome

A Silverback of course

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever animal I chose to be, I would stay the fuck out of China.

Yup, because if it walks crawls swims flies or moves in anyway whatsoever and even if it doesn't the Chinese will eat it

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

Sea Otter. I’m ignoring any negative press as fake news.

Or maybe a Wombat.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

"A panther. Just sitting, watching from a tree branch then pouncing on whatever looks interesting

Great answer

Thanks

We must be twins

We must be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had this chat with a pal last week and he initially said I was a sperm whale

!! But he revised it to a panther.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rhino, Gorilla , Orangutan or a dog.

One. Stop being greedy.

Well if I have to pick one, it going to be a rhino

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A camel.

I have long legs, big eyes, long lashes and 2 big humps

Camels are also well known for carrying syphilis

Thought you should know"

3 main STIs came from animals anyway so.....

Luckily, I am not actually a camel.

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

At this point in time I’d like to be a Bat! They carry this virus but are unaffected by it

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By *latinumkittenWoman over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

"A jaguar3.5L?

Supercharged

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Silver back gorilla. Lol

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