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"Some breast milk in a dark chocolate drink
The breast milk needs to come from a virgin who is left handed "
Yak, goat, horse, sheep or camel? And was it a left handed milk maid you wanted as the certified Milker? |
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"Can I have a pint of lemonade and lime please"
Well look what the cat dragged in!
Hello stranger, put some music on as well and pull up a stool, ice? |
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"Quite fancy Disarrono and Cooke x 
You had to double check your spelling there, didnt ya!
Coming up hun!
Can I have it double please  "
Ooft!
In for a penny! |
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"Vodka and cola please and one for yourself
Thanks, I have a rose on the go if you look closely!  "
I'd be happy with most drinks if they are served as in pic! Not sure I'd be completely concentrating on the taste |
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"Vodka and cola please and one for yourself
Thanks, I have a rose on the go if you look closely!
I'd be happy with most drinks if they are served as in pic! Not sure I'd be completely concentrating on the taste "
It would taste good! |
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"Evening all! A double gin and lemonade please and line a second up, I'm pretending it's Friday evening....
Peach x"
It's ok for girls to be premature! |
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"Large Highland Park, no ice,thank you, x 
Bar staff these days are dreadful, probably having a crafty fag out back!  "
Sorry, I actually fell on a slice of lemon and landed on something hard!
Can you take over?
Someone massage my sore bits please? |
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"Large Highland Park, no ice,thank you, x
Bar staff these days are dreadful, probably having a crafty fag out back!
Sorry, I actually fell on a slice of lemon and landed on something hard!
Can you take over?
Someone massage my sore bits please?"
It's been a while but for you I'll brush off my mine host persona. |
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"Can I have sex on the beach please . In this weather can't you wait till it's warmer
Wheres the fun in that? "
Absolutely, best way to warm up on a cold beach. |
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"Large glass of Chardonnay- told today my work is closed till further notice - I need anaesthetic  "
Glass of chilled Chardonnay for the sophisticated young lady coming up. |
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"I’ll let you surprise me
This lady needs Peosecco! None of that Juniper green stuff, she giggles on prosecco!"
Hello, how's your site bits, I said bits!  |
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"I’ll let you surprise me
This lady needs Peosecco! None of that Juniper green stuff, she giggles on prosecco!
Hello, how's your site bits, I said bits! "
I see, not even the offer bid a nightcap, typical! |
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"May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.
Thank you "
Certainly, madam, is that the only thing you find tastes funny? |
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"May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.
Thank you
Certainly, madam, is that the only thing you find tastes funny?"
Well I have had some liquids in my lifetime that taste a little funky  |
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"May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.
Thank you
Certainly, madam, is that the only thing you find tastes funny?
Well I have had some liquids in my lifetime that taste a little funky "
May I ask, does the lady regret any? |
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"May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.
Thank you
Certainly, madam, is that the only thing you find tastes funny?
Well I have had some liquids in my lifetime that taste a little funky
May I ask, does the lady regret any? "
Well once I was forced to spit it out instead of swallow |
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"I’ll let you surprise me
This lady needs Peosecco! None of that Juniper green stuff, she giggles on prosecco!
You know me well!! "
Oh, the barmaid does appear every now and again! |
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"May I have a nice cold diet with ice? No slice with the ice it makes it taste funny.
Thank you
Certainly, madam, is that the only thing you find tastes funny?
Well I have had some liquids in my lifetime that taste a little funky
May I ask, does the lady regret any?
Well once I was forced to spit it out instead of swallow "
You was forced! |
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