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The hot crazy matrix
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I’m looking for a lady but first I need to know where you sit on the crazy hot matrix
Hot is measured from 0 to 10 we’re all familiar with that
Crazy is measured from a 4 cause of course there isn’t a woman that’s at least a 4 crazy
PS I don’t go below a 5 hot and above a 7 crazy
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over a year ago
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"I like to mix up the crazy, so it's different every day, just to keep people on their toes, but like cheeky, I'm hot 
Yes I agree but if you’re above a 7 crazy then you’re in the no go zone  "
I am not crazy, I'm pretty normal  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I ve been told I’m hot ! Not blowing my own trumpet though! "
I'm only saying it because I've been told, how they know from looking at pictures of my arse I don't know  |
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"I like to mix up the crazy, so it's different every day, just to keep people on their toes, but like cheeky, I'm hot
Yes I agree but if you’re above a 7 crazy then you’re in the no go zone
I am not crazy, I'm pretty normal "
A normal crazy for a lady is between 4 and 6 |
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"5 for kray until you piss me off and then it’s off the scale  I’m a red head don’t mess with me "
I’ll just handcuff you if you’re in the ‘off the scale’ crazy zone and put something in your mouth to keep you quiet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like to mix up the crazy, so it's different every day, just to keep people on their toes, but like cheeky, I'm hot
Yes I agree but if you’re above a 7 crazy then you’re in the no go zone
I am not crazy, I'm pretty normal "
Yes me too |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"5 for kray until you piss me off and then it’s off the scale I’m a red head don’t mess with me
I’ll just handcuff you if you’re in the ‘off the scale’ crazy zone and put something in your mouth to keep you quiet "
Deal don’t think you could ever annoy me anyway |
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"5 for kray until you piss me off and then it’s off the scale I’m a red head don’t mess with me
I’ll just handcuff you if you’re in the ‘off the scale’ crazy zone and put something in your mouth to keep you quiet
Deal don’t think you could ever annoy me anyway "
Oooffftttt. that’s the least craziest thing I’ve heard a lady say today. You’re a 4 crazy |
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"OK, just to confirm, the crazy scale starts at 4 so the lady’s saying ‘I’m normal’ must fall between 4-7 crazy
What’s 1,2 and 3 on the crazy scale  "
1,2 and 3 doesn’t exist for ladies. This is were all the men live. |
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"OK, just to confirm, the crazy scale starts at 4 so the lady’s saying ‘I’m normal’ must fall between 4-7 crazy
What’s 1,2 and 3 on the crazy scale
1,2 and 3 doesn’t exist for ladies. This is were all the men live. "
But but but some of you men are off the scale crazy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OK, just to confirm, the crazy scale starts at 4 so the lady’s saying ‘I’m normal’ must fall between 4-7 crazy
What’s 1,2 and 3 on the crazy scale
1,2 and 3 doesn’t exist for ladies. This is were all the men live.
But but but some of you men are off the scale crazy "
I'm that crazy, I'm just stupid |
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"OK, just to confirm, the crazy scale starts at 4 so the lady’s saying ‘I’m normal’ must fall between 4-7 crazy
What’s 1,2 and 3 on the crazy scale
1,2 and 3 doesn’t exist for ladies. This is were all the men live.
But but but some of you men are off the scale crazy
I'm that crazy, I'm just stupid"
An off the scale bloke is a 3  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way.
I can be as laid back and chilled as cucumber but read a message and ignore me, couple that with being online multiple times and then the crazy starts dripping out.
I’d say 7 hot 7 crazy. |
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"Behind every crazy woman is a man who made her that way.
I can be as laid back and chilled as cucumber but read a message and ignore me, couple that with being online multiple times and then the crazy starts dripping out.
I’d say 7 hot 7 crazy. "
Only if you stay below a 7 crazy you’re in. I don’t want that shit dripping on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it weird that I prefer them as crazy as can be?
Hotness not an issue but they have to be bat shit psychopathic for me 
Hello "
You best be at least 10 on the crazy side |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it weird that I prefer them as crazy as can be?
Hotness not an issue but they have to be bat shit psychopathic for me "
This soon gets tiresome though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m trying real hard to be a 5 or below on the crazy. "
Dont, just let it all out!
Remember you should be top of hot pics and some spread fanny lips is going to take you off.
Let the crazy flow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see "
I'm falling in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in "
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you! |
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you! "
Oohhh Kayyyy........ slowly Michael Jackson moonwalks away from the crazy ones here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you! "
Didn’t you break into his house and try and kill him though!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you! "
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed "
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then "
Bag of spuds? |
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed "
WOOOOAAAHHH Nobody mentioned the L word that’s just plain crazy that is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then "
Me neither . I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Bag of spuds? "
More like mash really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Bag of spuds?
More like mash really "
Instant or proper mash?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Me neither . I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale "
I’m beginning to think I’m proper sane now |
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Me neither . I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale "
Doesn’t exist. The lowest a woman can go is a 4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Bag of spuds?
More like mash really
Instant or proper mash? "
Proper mash with butter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Me neither . I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale
I’m beginning to think I’m proper sane now "
Erm. I’ve known you a long time and I know you quite well. I’m sorry but you’re not sane! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Bag of spuds?
More like mash really
Instant or proper mash?
Proper mash with butter "
Like it when it gets all creamy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I’m struggling here I’ll up the craziness one to 5. I’m not going higher than 5 cause that’s when shit gets serious. "
Have you seen the actual video of the hot/crazy matrix? It’s well funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Me neither . I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale
Doesn’t exist. The lowest a woman can go is a 4 "
Who established said scale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Me neither . I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale
I’m beginning to think I’m proper sane now
Erm. I’ve known you a long time and I know you quite well. I’m sorry but you’re not sane!"
Takes one to know one |
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"As I’m struggling here I’ll up the craziness one to 5. I’m not going higher than 5 cause that’s when shit gets serious.
Have you seen the actual video of the hot/crazy matrix? It’s well funny "
Yes, this is were I got the idea from he makes me laugh |
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"As I’m struggling here I’ll up the craziness one to 5. I’m not going higher than 5 cause that’s when shit gets serious.
Have you seen the actual video of the hot/crazy matrix? It’s well funny
Yes, this is were I got the idea from he makes me laugh "
Hilarious x |
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Me neither . I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale
I’m beginning to think I’m proper sane now
Erm. I’ve known you a long time and I know you quite well. I’m sorry but you’re not sane!
Takes one to know one "
Or maybe you were sane before I came along |
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Me neither . I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale
Doesn’t exist. The lowest a woman can go is a 4
Who established said scale "
A man obviously see the link
https://youtu.be/zWicECdC4Ec |
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
Didn’t you break into his house and try and kill him though!? "
No that was my child’s father and for good reason. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Me neither . I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale
Doesn’t exist. The lowest a woman can go is a 4
Who established said scale "
I think you are little bit more of 57 on the crazy scale
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
Didn’t you break into his house and try and kill him though!?
No that was my child’s father and for good reason. "
Ah right. I remember reading it recently lol |
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"I’m off the scale crazy
Do you key car bodywork, slash tyres and boil bunnies? that’s off the scale
Try and mess with me and you’ll see
I'm falling in
My last boyfriend sent me a meme that said signs you know she loves you, texts you back, keys your car, kills you!
It's a risk I'm willing to take, all in the name of love. Besides the crazy ones are better in bed
I’m definitely not as crazy as I though then
Me neither . I'm clearly minus 57 on the crazy scale
I’m beginning to think I’m proper sane now
Erm. I’ve known you a long time and I know you quite well. I’m sorry but you’re not sane!
Takes one to know one
Or maybe you were sane before I came along "
That’s very true |
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"I'm completely crazy, always
I disagree...you have your quiet moments 
When I'm asleep maybe....
Sleep is always a good thing to find x"
Have you seen it? I'm still looking |
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"I'm completely crazy, always
I disagree...you have your quiet moments
When I'm asleep maybe....
Sleep is always a good thing to find x
Have you seen it? I'm still looking "
I have some here waiting any time you like |
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"I'm completely crazy, always
I disagree...you have your quiet moments
When I'm asleep maybe....
Sleep is always a good thing to find x
Have you seen it? I'm still looking
I have some here waiting any time you like "
You trying to make cry?  |
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"I'm completely crazy, always
I disagree...you have your quiet moments
When I'm asleep maybe....
Sleep is always a good thing to find x
Have you seen it? I'm still looking
I have some here waiting any time you like
You trying to make cry? "
I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them |
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"I'm completely crazy, always
I disagree...you have your quiet moments
When I'm asleep maybe....
Sleep is always a good thing to find x
Have you seen it? I'm still looking
I have some here waiting any time you like
You trying to make cry?
I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them "
Ooo... With me or to me or both? |
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"I'm completely crazy, always
I disagree...you have your quiet moments
When I'm asleep maybe....
Sleep is always a good thing to find x
Have you seen it? I'm still looking
I have some here waiting any time you like
You trying to make cry?
I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them
Ooo... With me or to me or both? "
Of course both |
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"I'm completely crazy, always
Good 
Honestly, my crazy would terrify you
You don’t wash cats in a tub do you?
Er....I have done....
You’re at least an 8 then "
Told you! I'm happy to own my crazy, keeps the weirdos away |
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"I'm completely crazy, always
I disagree...you have your quiet moments
When I'm asleep maybe....
Sleep is always a good thing to find x
Have you seen it? I'm still looking
I have some here waiting any time you like
You trying to make cry?
I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them
Ooo... With me or to me or both?
Of course both "
Now we're talking... |
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"I'm completely crazy, always
I disagree...you have your quiet moments
When I'm asleep maybe....
Sleep is always a good thing to find x
Have you seen it? I'm still looking
I have some here waiting any time you like
You trying to make cry?
I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them
Ooo... With me or to me or both?
Of course both
Now we're talking... "
All the talking and let's get doing |
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"I'm completely crazy, always
I disagree...you have your quiet moments
When I'm asleep maybe....
Sleep is always a good thing to find x
Have you seen it? I'm still looking
I have some here waiting any time you like
You trying to make cry?
I'd do a lot of things with you but making you cry wont be one of them
Ooo... With me or to me or both?
Of course both
Now we're talking...
All the talking and let's get doing "
My legs don't reach that far! You try? |
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