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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How do cats fuck?
I’m fed up of reading about doggy.
Like dogs are the only living creatures to mount each other from behind!
Smarmy fuckers, monopolising sneak up sex.
Surely cats do it too?
Wait... there are boy cats aren’t there?
Do cats have penis and vag?
So many questions  |
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I've never seen a cat doing it. Not a domesticated cat........
Seen lions n tigers....
Does the man cat hold the lady cat by the scruff of the neck ?
Tiger ladies sort of squat and lions go low to get in ..... lazy bastards. |
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Male cats have barbed penises, to scrape out the semen of any other cats that may have been swinging the the female cat, making it extremely painful for her-bastards  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A ginger cuck .......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA83Fj5XK0k"
Holy fuck!
That’s so horny.
The little whimpers that girl cat makes remind me of Miss. Honey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I used to see a woman. I'd fuck her catty style. She would bury my spaff in the back garden, and that's not even a euphemism. The actual back garden. "
Jim
You made me snort!
Do I have to sanitise a snort?
What’s the advice on snorting, it’s just like a happy sneeze isn’t it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to see a woman. I'd fuck her catty style. She would bury my spaff in the back garden, and that's not even a euphemism. The actual back garden.
Jim
You made me snort!
Do I have to sanitise a snort?
What’s the advice on snorting, it’s just like a happy sneeze isn’t it?"
Dunno, call 111 and tell them what happened. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A ginger cuck .......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA83Fj5XK0k
Holy fuck!
That’s so horny.
The little whimpers that girl cat makes remind me of Miss. Honey"
Eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Male cats have barbed penises, to scrape out the semen of any other cats that may have been swinging the the female cat, making it extremely painful for her-bastards "
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Well I have learnt something new today. Thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Male cats have barbed penises, to scrape out the semen of any other cats that may have been swinging the the female cat, making it extremely painful for her-bastards "
I have barb on mine maybe that's why I get scratch all the time  |
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"Male cats have barbed penises, to scrape out the semen of any other cats that may have been swinging the the female cat, making it extremely painful for her-bastards I have barb on mine maybe that's why I get scratch all the time "
Chuffing hilarious you get the comedy prize tonight sweet boy!!! |
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"I used to see a woman. I'd fuck her catty style. She would bury my spaff in the back garden, and that's not even a euphemism. The actual back garden. "
Maybe she was trying to grow her own Jim? Lol did you stay around to watch or did she tell you her habit? Ir worse, did you trip over a mound in her back garden one day and accidentally get covered in shit? Is she still behind bars for mass murder? These things I must know Jim |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Male cats have barbed penises, to scrape out the semen of any other cats that may have been swinging the the female cat, making it extremely painful for her-bastards "
I think the Male cats are the bastards of this story I never knew they had another level of cuntishness |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Male cats have barbed penises, to scrape out the semen of any other cats that may have been swinging the the female cat, making it extremely painful for her-bastards
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Well I have learnt something new today. Thanks."
You are most welcome .
Every day is a school day, except not until September now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Male cats have barbed penises, to scrape out the semen of any other cats that may have been swinging the the female cat, making it extremely painful for her-bastards I have barb on mine maybe that's why I get scratch all the time
Chuffing hilarious you get the comedy prize tonight sweet boy!!! "
whats the prize |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do cats fuck?
I’m fed up of reading about doggy.
Like dogs are the only living creatures to mount each other from behind!
Smarmy fuckers, monopolising sneak up sex.
Surely cats do it too?
Wait... there are boy cats aren’t there?
Do cats have penis and vag?
So many questions "
Never seen 'em at it, but take my word for it, they're worse than fucking rabbits. If strays ever move in on you make sure the randy gits are neutered.
When we moved in to our hovel, there was one, one-eyed limping scabby old female lurking. A few years later, when we finally got on top of the problem, the herd peaked at 36!!
And they are fucking expensive to maintain.
You've been warned. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to see a woman. I'd fuck her catty style. She would bury my spaff in the back garden, and that's not even a euphemism. The actual back garden.
Maybe she was trying to grow her own Jim? Lol did you stay around to watch or did she tell you her habit? Ir worse, did you trip over a mound in her back garden one day and accidentally get covered in shit? Is she still behind bars for mass murder? These things I must know Jim "
She had nice begonias. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How do cats fuck?
I’m fed up of reading about doggy.
Like dogs are the only living creatures to mount each other from behind!
Smarmy fuckers, monopolising sneak up sex.
Surely cats do it too?
Wait... there are boy cats aren’t there?
Do cats have penis and vag?
So many questions
Never seen 'em at it, but take my word for it, they're worse than fucking rabbits. If strays ever move in on you make sure the randy gits are neutered.
When we moved in to our hovel, there was one, one-eyed limping scabby old female lurking. A few years later, when we finally got on top of the problem, the herd peaked at 36!!
And they are fucking expensive to maintain.
You've been warned."
Don’t take in stray cats and if you do then take away their balls. Noted  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How do cats fuck?
I’m fed up of reading about doggy.
Like dogs are the only living creatures to mount each other from behind!
Smarmy fuckers, monopolising sneak up sex.
Surely cats do it too?
Wait... there are boy cats aren’t there?
Do cats have penis and vag?
So many questions
Never seen 'em at it, but take my word for it, they're worse than fucking rabbits. If strays ever move in on you make sure the randy gits are neutered.
When we moved in to our hovel, there was one, one-eyed limping scabby old female lurking. A few years later, when we finally got on top of the problem, the herd peaked at 36!!
And they are fucking expensive to maintain.
You've been warned.
Don’t take in stray cats and if you do then take away their balls. Noted "
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