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over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
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If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii"
I did I did I did! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii"
Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii
Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic! "
Are you a comedian ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because when I piss on a lamppost, I first unscrew the cover over the electrics. I’m that tough!
Fuck that made me moist
Same "
I missed your sexy body |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii
Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!
Are you a comedian ? "
Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll contribute the bike... It will be going out for the scrapmen when I can be bothered to shove it out  "
Oh my goodness you life saver. I always have the buggy with me, so when on earth was I going to have time to steal a bike?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii
Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!
Are you a comedian ?
Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick? "
Now now lads
Let’s all have a threesome and forget about this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because when I piss on a lamppost, I first unscrew the cover over the electrics. I’m that tough!
Fuck that made me moist
Same "
I don't bother with a lamppost...not man enough for me...I piss on an electricity pylon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii
Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!
Are you a comedian ?
Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick? "
Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics  And yes I’m a prick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii
Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!
Are you a comedian ?
Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?
Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics And yes I’m a prick "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because every time one of our pics get fabbed the tooth fairy gets more magic dust, therefore putting a smile on all those children’s faces!
D."
Yay! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because when I piss on a lamppost, I first unscrew the cover over the electrics. I’m that tough!
Fuck that made me moist
Same
I don't bother with a lamppost...not man enough for me...I piss on an electricity pylon!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii
Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!
Are you a comedian ?
Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?
Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics And yes I’m a prick "
I was referring more to the way you spelt "your" when its actually "you're"
But yes, you do seem to be a bit of a prick. Local to me too I see.
Feel free to PM me because you seem to have a bit of an issue and I dont understand why?
I can be as funny as you want me to be but I can also be a bit of a cunt too. Some people will tell you I'm one of the nicest lads you'll meet and some will tell you I'm a prick....its up to your attitude which side you see of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii
Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!
Are you a comedian ?
Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?
Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics And yes I’m a prick
I was referring more to the way you spelt "your" when its actually "you're"
But yes, you do seem to be a bit of a prick. Local to me too I see.
Feel free to PM me because you seem to have a bit of an issue and I dont understand why?
I can be as funny as you want me to be but I can also be a bit of a cunt too. Some people will tell you I'm one of the nicest lads you'll meet and some will tell you I'm a prick....its up to your attitude which side you see of me. "
Oooo paragraphed definitely a local prick hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want more fabs. I deserve more fabs.
Are you on lockdown and pacing like a caged tiger?
More like a caged up snail "
I’ve seen you remember? Definitely tiger
Can’t you go out for a run or something and let off steam? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii
Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!
Are you a comedian ?
Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?
Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics And yes I’m a prick
I was referring more to the way you spelt "your" when its actually "you're"
But yes, you do seem to be a bit of a prick. Local to me too I see.
Feel free to PM me because you seem to have a bit of an issue and I dont understand why?
I can be as funny as you want me to be but I can also be a bit of a cunt too. Some people will tell you I'm one of the nicest lads you'll meet and some will tell you I'm a prick....its up to your attitude which side you see of me.
Oooo paragraphed definitely a local prick hahaha"
Jesus...you should really take the name Mr Bants off me. You're good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want more fabs. I deserve more fabs.
Are you on lockdown and pacing like a caged tiger?
More like a caged up snail
I’ve seen you remember? Definitely tiger
Can’t you go out for a run or something and let off steam?"
Oh yeah so you have all 7 of my fuck buddies are busy so I’ll go to the garage for my weights tiger roaaarrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want more fabs. I deserve more fabs.
Are you on lockdown and pacing like a caged tiger?
More like a caged up snail
I’ve seen you remember? Definitely tiger
Can’t you go out for a run or something and let off steam?
Oh yeah so you have all 7 of my fuck buddies are busy so I’ll go to the garage for my weights tiger roaaarrrr"
Good kittie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I'm kinda hot....like the zombie off the chewing gum advert!
And I've got good banter....but only if you get my jokes!
If people don’t get your jokes your bad at banter.
Fab my profile instead because I am hot and just a sexy sexy wild boiiii
Not everyone finds the same comedian funny but they're still a comic!
Are you a comedian ?
Are you bad at grammar and a bit of a prick?
Simply I’m asking if your a comedian, you said you good at banter, your name says banter but yet I’ve failed too see anything funny apart from your pics And yes I’m a prick
I was referring more to the way you spelt "your" when its actually "you're"
But yes, you do seem to be a bit of a prick. Local to me too I see.
Feel free to PM me because you seem to have a bit of an issue and I dont understand why?
I can be as funny as you want me to be but I can also be a bit of a cunt too. Some people will tell you I'm one of the nicest lads you'll meet and some will tell you I'm a prick....its up to your attitude which side you see of me.
Oooo paragraphed definitely a local prick hahaha
Jesus...you should really take the name Mr Bants off me. You're good! "
Thanks dad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"STOP FIGHTING"
This is verbal jousting but your right I’m sorry Mr bantz i was being childish and immature, I have no issues with you, I just having a ‘momment’ I take this time to apologise and wish you all the best x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads .
Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.
To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.
Thread won, pissed all over myself. |
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"Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads .
Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.
To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.
Thread won, pissed all over myself. "
Golden self-showers? Impressive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads .
Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.
To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.
Thread won, pissed all over myself. "
This isn’t a parody thread because of your thread...it’s a parody thread because of Lacey_Red’s thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads .
Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.
To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.
Thread won, pissed all over myself.
This isn’t a parody thread because of your thread...it’s a parody thread because of Lacey_Red’s thread "
There we are then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads .
Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.
To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.
Thread won, pissed all over myself.
This isn’t a parody thread because of your thread...it’s a parody thread because of Lacey_Red’s thread "
How embarrassing lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Love how 9 years on I still inspire parody threads .
Now that is what you call being a big fucking deal, when people fall over themselves to dig you out or have a pop.
To maintain this level is what truly sets me apart from the rest.
Thread won, pissed all over myself.
This isn’t a parody thread because of your thread...it’s a parody thread because of Lacey_Red’s thread
There we are then. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"STOP FIGHTING
This is verbal jousting but your right I’m sorry Mr bantz i was being childish and immature, I have no issues with you, I just having a ‘momment’ I take this time to apologise and wish you all the best x"
Verbal jousting? I dont mind a bit of piss taking. I can take it just as well as give it but you're goading me into a reaction and being a horrible cunt....not just this thread either!
Childish and immature is one way of describing it yes but I have other ways to describe you too....but the fab forums arent the place for my opinion on your childish behaviour.
Keep your "moments" for folk in the street instead of being the wideo on the forums.
I'll be the bigger man now and accept your apology! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"STOP FIGHTING
This is verbal jousting but your right I’m sorry Mr bantz i was being childish and immature, I have no issues with you, I just having a ‘momment’ I take this time to apologise and wish you all the best x
Verbal jousting? I dont mind a bit of piss taking. I can take it just as well as give it but you're goading me into a reaction and being a horrible cunt....not just this thread either!
Childish and immature is one way of describing it yes but I have other ways to describe you too....but the fab forums arent the place for my opinion on your childish behaviour.
Keep your "moments" for folk in the street instead of being the wideo on the forums.
I'll be the bigger man now and accept your apology! "
Cool dad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread was meant to be a happy thread, yet people are taking offence, being mean to others... 
I just wanted everyone to be nice about themselves"
Choose a better thread title then next time. |
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I have the experience of an exotic and extensive sexual odyssey spread over many years and many countries as well as many genders.
To go that,I was also instructed, in a secret tantric yoga enclave,the holy grail of eternal youthful vigour.
So whatever you are looking for to brighten up your life, within the array of talents my body possesses, you will find ultimate satisfaction.
I also always have on hand, aged Fisherman's Friends and Uncle Joe's Mintballs for the ultimate chem high. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have the experience of an exotic and extensive sexual odyssey spread over many years and many countries as well as many genders.
To go that,I was also instructed, in a secret tantric yoga enclave,the holy grail of eternal youthful vigour.
So whatever you are looking for to brighten up your life, within the array of talents my body possesses, you will find ultimate satisfaction.
I also always have on hand, aged Fisherman's Friends and Uncle Joe's Mintballs for the ultimate chem high."
See! This is how you do it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Because even if you just do it with your eyes shut and pretend you like them, it will cheer me up and make me feel like a bloody goddess  "
You are a goddess  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because even if you just do it with your eyes shut and pretend you like them, it will cheer me up and make me feel like a bloody goddess "
You have got great boobservice. |
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"Why should we view your profile and fab your pics?
Best lamppost piss for themselves wins a bike*
*if I can find a bike"
Because we have a video of a type I haven't seen on any other profiles.
Because we differentiate between a cock and a knob.
Because we have a way of comparing cock sizes I haven't seen on other profiles.
Because I like cycling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why should we view your profile and fab your pics?
Best lamppost piss for themselves wins a bike*
*if I can find a bike"
Cos I'm Hella funny, kinda hot and I can do wheelies if I win a bike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awww why did you boys stop arguing? I was on the brink of orgasm. I'd so take it in turns with you two
Please fab my pics because the #Rona is causing my fanny to dehydrate due to lack of action  |
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"Why should we view your profile and fab your pics?
Best lamppost piss for themselves wins a bike*
*if I can find a bike"
Because I'm at least the two hundred and thirty third most attractive person on Fab |
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I'm not just the most stunning person on fab I'm the most stunning person on this planet.My poo smells of a bouquet freshly picked from a perfume experts garden and I'm that cute I make bambi look like a buffoon.My shower has no hot gauge as I only need to walk past it and it goes instantly steamy.So every one of you should feel privileged to just read my words as I'm pure fantastic sex appeal wrapped up in a goddess body with mind blowing looks.They named the pure perfection pizza after my description so you normal people need to bow everytime you see my pics as I am perfection OK |
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