The first job I had was in a hotel as a waiter and bar staff but if we didn’t have enough staff that cleaned the rooms we helped out with the cleaning. A woman who worked there and I were good friends and both loved sex and we talked about sex a lot at work, one day when the hotel was short on cleaners we were put together cleaning rooms. We started cleaning the first room and she started bending over so her skirt rose higher up her legs showing more of her stockings and leaning over as she wiped surfaces so I could see her breasts, she undid more buttons on her shirt she pulled her skirt up over her bum, she was wearing stockings but not underwear and I was so turned on, she saw my hard cock inside my trousers, she got it out and gave an incredible blowjob. After she swallowed she undressed herself and got on the bed still wearing the stockings and heels and said she needed cock so we fucked, both showered in the room and went back to work with a smile on our faces. Where have you had sex that is unusual or that you shouldn’t have? |
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"I feel so 'vanilla' as I've never had sex in Widnes nor Runcorn  "
When coronavirus blows over I will treat you to a quickie in Victoria Park.
I've only 5 toes per foot so you won't get the true experience, but close enough.  |
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"I feel so 'vanilla' as I've never had sex in Widnes nor Runcorn
When coronavirus blows over I will treat you to a quickie in Victoria Park.
I've only 5 toes per foot so you won't get the true experience, but close enough. "
All I know of Runcorn is two pints of lager and a packet of crisps - will I at least get those? |
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"I feel so 'vanilla' as I've never had sex in Widnes nor Runcorn
Me, neither. But I doubt we’re missing anything special  "
Oh alright, Vicky Park quickie for you too. And I assure you, it'll be unforbloodygettable. |
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"I feel so 'vanilla' as I've never had sex in Widnes nor Runcorn
Me, neither. But I doubt we’re missing anything special
Oh alright, Vicky Park quickie for you too. And I assure you, it'll be unforbloodygettable."
Well I guess I’m in for a surprise. I shall reserve further judgement until a later date.  |
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"I feel so 'vanilla' as I've never had sex in Widnes nor Runcorn
When coronavirus blows over I will treat you to a quickie in Victoria Park.
I've only 5 toes per foot so you won't get the true experience, but close enough.
All I know of Runcorn is two pints of lager and a packet of crisps - will I at least get those?"
Have you seen the price of a pint lately?
I can offer you a packet of scampi fries and a good fingering, honestly, that's my best offer. |
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"I feel so 'vanilla' as I've never had sex in Widnes nor Runcorn
When coronavirus blows over I will treat you to a quickie in Victoria Park.
I've only 5 toes per foot so you won't get the true experience, but close enough.
All I know of Runcorn is two pints of lager and a packet of crisps - will I at least get those?
Have you seen the price of a pint lately?
I can offer you a packet of scampi fries and a good fingering, honestly, that's my best offer."
You had me at the scampi fries...sucker. |
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"I feel so 'vanilla' as I've never had sex in Widnes nor Runcorn
When coronavirus blows over I will treat you to a quickie in Victoria Park.
I've only 5 toes per foot so you won't get the true experience, but close enough.
All I know of Runcorn is two pints of lager and a packet of crisps - will I at least get those?
Have you seen the price of a pint lately?
I can offer you a packet of scampi fries and a good fingering, honestly, that's my best offer.
You had me at the scampi fries...sucker. "
Dammit, got played.
Unless the fingering was for my pleasure, in which case... |
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"I feel so 'vanilla' as I've never had sex in Widnes nor Runcorn
When coronavirus blows over I will treat you to a quickie in Victoria Park.
I've only 5 toes per foot so you won't get the true experience, but close enough.
All I know of Runcorn is two pints of lager and a packet of crisps - will I at least get those?
Have you seen the price of a pint lately?
I can offer you a packet of scampi fries and a good fingering, honestly, that's my best offer.
You had me at the scampi fries...sucker.
Dammit, got played.
Unless the fingering was for my pleasure, in which case... "
Haha let's just call it even, I'm dying for a night out with you so we'll just agree that Vicky Park, scampi and fingers are all now components  . I might even stretch to a pint and two biodegradable straws. |
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"In a coach , parked in a farm yard , with the farmers wife , while he watched through the window !
Sounds like a countryside version of cluedo "
With the lead pipe ! |
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"In a coach , parked in a farm yard , with the farmers wife , while he watched through the window !
Sounds like a countryside version of cluedo "
I'm still singing the Farmer wants a wife
I do have questions though Jim: for starters why was there a coach on the farm?
Fair play, that's pretty unusual  |
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