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over a year ago
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If you had to wear a warning label what would it say? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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slippery when wet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My axe is very sharp  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Warning, contains nuts.  "
Brilliant  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
Warning, filters have been removed! |
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Parental advisory: explicit imagery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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May contain crisps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fragile....
Drop carefully |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mind the thigh gap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miserable cunt |
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I did have to wear one in nursery: "BITER".
In my defence I now only bite when startled. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ha ha ha I'm howling xD
"Miserable cunt "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will eat your cake" |
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In my defence, they left me unsupervised |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No ball games allowed. |
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Do not feed after midnight!
And no gin. EVER!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you pay attention to warnings you cannot learn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Total slut, just add alcohol "
Lucky alcohol ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Highly addictive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Highly addictive "
You are? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slightly rippled with a flat underside. Does anyone remember the advert that’s from? |
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"Slightly rippled with a flat underside. Does anyone remember the advert that’s from? "
Cadbury Boost |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Parental advisory: explicit imagery "
Love it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Highly caustic. |
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Contents may not resemble the packaging |
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Will exchange sex for chocolate!! ( Jaffa Cakes Allowed) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stay clear very horny at the moment |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
Will leak if poked with objects  |
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"Stay clear very horny at the moment "
You do know I ignore warning labels |
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Some assembly required. Blow on the nozzle
to inflate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stay clear very horny at the moment
You do know I ignore warning labels "
It would get very messy sophie |
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Maybe little but has a bad bite |
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Warning...Prone to leaving crumbs |
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Ring the bell, lion on property..... |
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"Stay clear very horny at the moment
You do know I ignore warning labels
It would get very messy sophie "
Isn't that what washing machines and shared showers are for  |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Hold on tight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too hot to handle lol."
Love it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Biohazard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moody contents  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Naughty but nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wide Load! |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
No tools are left in this man overnight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This way up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wide Load! "
Do you have the required black and yellow warning stripes on your arse? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mouth/tongue addictive, only approach if you want amazing oral...rest of her is made for pleasure too x
Viv x |
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By *azzamrMan
over a year ago
Paisley |
Run Time approx 3min
Disappointment guaranteed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Moody contents "
Sounds like me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Protruding objects |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This bitch bites |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
Rub the belly three times clockwise for good luck ! |
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If squirts in eyes , rinse thoroughly with cold water  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contents may not resemble the packaging"
You crack me up! |
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Test on small area prior to use. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This bitch bites"
Love it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My contain small items that could cause choking if swallowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Irritant. |
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Don't put your hands in the cage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Contains tiny parts |
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"Contents may not resemble the packaging
You crack me up! "
Need some filler for those cracks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Slippery when wet
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Good to know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Caution: risk of flooding |
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Shake before use
Can be consumed by mouth or applied extetnally
Discard after 6 months  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Do not feed after midnight
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Until 12.01am. |
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One way flaps
(Real street sign in Lpool, always makes me laugh) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Protect ears - Never shuts up |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Protect ears - Never shuts up"
And I thought it was something to do with your thighs clenching when you cum. |
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Warning: TS/TV system in operation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Protect ears - Never shuts up
And I thought it was something to do with your thighs clenching when you cum. "
Im not one of those girls, I don't know how to close my legs haha! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Protect ears - Never shuts up
And I thought it was something to do with your thighs clenching when you cum.
Im not one of those girls, I don't know how to close my legs haha!"
Then you're definitely my kinda girl.
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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
W.O.M.O- Weapon Of Mass Orgasm!!! |
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"Protect ears - Never shuts up"
And the award for the most honest and accurate warning label goes to......you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Protect ears - Never shuts up
And the award for the most honest and accurate warning label goes to......you "
Pahahaha yep, know myself well |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Blow before eating "
You blow, I'll eat. |
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"Blow before eating "
*looks for a suitable place to blow* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Caution: risk of flooding"
Brill |
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Warning....may contain unexpected nuts |
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If moody
Feed with chocolate and leave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Warning, contains nuts. "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Comes with airbags |
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"Comes with airbags"
Correction: Funbags |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Bouncy castle, please remove shoes. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"Comes with airbags"
What a place to crash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Batteries not included |
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"Warning....may contain unexpected nuts"
This made me laugh as I ate chocolate. I cho.ked a bit.. but it was funny. |
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Always watch out for the quiet ones |
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"Please return once used. "
I like to reuse if possible |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Please return once used.
I like to reuse if possible "
And I'd like you to explode over me xx |
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"Grumpy, "avoid" x "
Think we might all be having that one in coming days/weeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Danger of explosion when shaken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Caution
Slippery when wet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Warning
‘‘This equipment
Starts and stops automatically |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This way up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If moody
Feed with chocolate and leave"
Good to know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Owner will not be held accountable for any injuries |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you had to wear a warning label what would it say?"
keep on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Less soft on the inside |
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By *erdyWoman
over a year ago
wiltshire |
Bark worse, then bite |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Bark worse, then bite "
Talking about biting - can I nibble on your bum? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Eats her mate"
Start with my cock in your mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Warning, contains nuts. "
In the Wallace and Grommet “The Curse of the Were-Rabbit” had a naked Wallace covering his modesty with a cardboard box with the very same warning. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wide load reversing |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Wide load reversing"
I'll watch you reverse.
Keep coming, keep coming and there you are, on my lap.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wide load reversing"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slipping Hazard 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Authorised personnel only
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this way up |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Authorised personnel only
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Damn. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
Warning - live ammunition being fired. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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no parking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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WARNING!! This sign is only a distraction. |
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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago
A box at end of your bed |
Will explode when handled correctly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Handle with care |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squirter" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Warning: likely to have a brain fart moment and act insane  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Even does what it doesn't say on the tin |
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"Warning, contains nuts. "
Just spat my tea out.... ha ha brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Highly addictive "
Yeah definately what it says on your tin me thinks |
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Will Patrons Kindly refrain from : Running, Pushing, Acrobatics or Gymnastics, Shouting, Ducking, Petting, Bombing, Swimming in diving area and Smoking... THANK YOU !
If you're old enough you'll know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wide load reversing"
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do not place in direct sun light |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be careful when feeding may bite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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handle with care |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fragile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dangerous keep back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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do not feed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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only feed on fridays |
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