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So there's 2 cows in a field
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Upon a hill
There stood a coo
It must've moved
Coz it's no there noo
My grandad used to say this all the time.  "
The Tay the Tay
The silvery Tay
Flows past Dundee
Twice a day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Upon a hill
There stood a coo
It must've moved
Coz it's no there noo
My grandad used to say this all the time.
The Tay the Tay
The silvery Tay
Flows past Dundee
Twice a day"
I'm singing the three craws song in my head |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
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A whole lot of cows in a field except one, who has wandered off to the barbed wire fence for a scratch. She returns to the rest of them minus just over 100 grams of flesh and another turns to her and says:
Burger off!
Then, just as everything looks like it’s calmed down, 16 bulls enter the field and four of them shag her hard |
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A young bull and an old bull crest the top of a hill look down and see a field of heifers before them. “Let’s run down there and fuck one of those heifers” says the young bull. “No lad” replies the old bull, “let’s walk down there and fuck em all” |
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"There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
 I've only just got this joke after years of trying  omg........ years "
Took me 25 years to work out that the price of bacon didn't go up as the pigs were alot harder to catch snince they might fly |
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"There's two cows in a field. Which one's on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
I've only just got this joke after years of trying omg........ years
Took me 25 years to work out that the price of bacon didn't go up as the pigs were alot harder to catch snince they might fly"
lol hey I'm not telling you any jokes  |
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