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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down
Downevator
Nope. Wrong country. They're called lifts and drops!!
Still not any better haha"
‘Right Lily time to get into the drop!’  |
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"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down
Downevator
Nope. Wrong country. They're called lifts and drops!!
Still not any better haha"
Could be worse, I could rebuff further and become an escalator  |
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"And what was the first person to milk a cow actually up to  I'm guessing they had no idea it produced milk, and again how do you explain that shit "
The first swinger stroking a lot of dangly bits!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why aren’t fish called swims?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Someone isnt reading all the posts in this topic 
What's got a hazelnut in every bite?"
Squirrel shit |
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"Why aren’t fish called swims?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Someone isnt reading all the posts in this topic
What's got a hazelnut in every bite?
Squirrel shit"
You're too clever for your own stilettos x  |
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"And what was the first person to milk a cow actually up to I'm guessing they had no idea it produced milk, and again how do you explain that shit "
I convinced myself it saw the calf suckle!! The only answer to that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is rocket science really that hard to understand?
Well, its not brian surgery is it?
Why does Brian need surgery?"
Probably because he was born Brenda. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
And where do birds go to die???
And why do we get bird flu and yet we still can’t fly?"
It’s a girl thing.
Nothing like as bad as man flu, obvs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
And where do birds go to die???
And why do we get bird flu and yet we still can’t fly?
It’s a girl thing.
Nothing like as bad as man flu, obvs "
Now your a funny lady absolutely love it darling your on fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
And where do birds go to die???
And why do we get bird flu and yet we still can’t fly?
It’s a girl thing.
Nothing like as bad as man flu, obvs
Now your a funny lady absolutely love it darling your on fire "
Not into water sports tho so no pissing on my bonfire please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is a glass wall called a window or a wall if it doesnt open? (I saw it's still a window)"
I dunno, but as a reformed Noughties hip hop chick all I can think now is "to the window, to the wall, til the sweat runs down my balls"!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
And where do birds go to die???
And why do we get bird flu and yet we still can’t fly?
It’s a girl thing.
Nothing like as bad as man flu, obvs
Now your a funny lady absolutely love it darling your on fire
Not into water sports tho so no pissing on my bonfire please. "
I wouldn’t piss on your back either and tell you it’s raining  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we evolved from monkeys, what the fuck is Adam and Eve all about, and why dont they have belly buttons on their pictures???  "
If Adam and Eve were created as the first man and woman, they wouldn’t have been connected to an umbilical cord, so they wouldn’t have a belly button after it was cut. Or something like that.  |
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"What came first, chicken or the egg?
Egg...well in evolution anyway.
Who laid the egg then?
A dinosaur...birds evolved from them."
Dinosaurs! Why didn't that cross my mind, so now it's what came first the egg or the dinosaur |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If it’s already built
Because it's never truly built, someone always wants an extension, an alteration, a conservatory, new windows... "
That’s deep |
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"Why call it an elevator when it also goes down
Downevator
Nope. Wrong country. They're called lifts and drops!!
Still not any better haha
Could be worse, I could rebuff further and become an escalator "
A wonkervator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are shelves empty of toilet roll but still full of imodium "
Because the people panic buying them are such full of shit assholes they don't need it! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Why are shelves empty of toilet roll but still full of imodium
Because the people panic buying them are such full of shit assholes they don't need it!"
And why are the Yanks panic buying guns? Gonna shoot the virus are they? |
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