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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I read today that siemen could be a natural antidote for corona so line up please for your small prick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s siemen

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By *hedevilKTWoman over a year ago

milton keynes

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods? "

This ^^^^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods? "

Think he meant semen

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Or you mean semen?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

Think he meant semen

Mic drop

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By *evilmademedoitMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"What’s siemen"

If you know, you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

Think he meant semen

Oh ffs I spelt it wrong you get the giz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

Think he meant semen

Oh ffs I spelt it wrong you get the giz"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

Think he meant semen

Oh ffs I spelt it wrong you get the giz"

Or the jizz?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What’s siemen

If you know, you know.

I do not know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

Think he meant semen

Oh ffs I spelt it wrong you get the giz"

You mean jiz?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

What's best, a dishwasher or a fridge freezer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

Think he meant semen

Oh ffs I spelt it wrong you get the giz"

I think I did too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

Think he meant semen

Oh ffs I spelt it wrong you get the giz

Or the jizz?

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By *ltra72Man over a year ago

edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

Think he meant semen

Oh ffs I spelt it wrong you get the giz

Or the jizz?

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d rather get infected

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

I’m buying shares in Siemens immediately before it’s too late.

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

"I’d rather get infected "

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"What's best, a dishwasher or a fridge freezer?"

They also make MRI scanners.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's best, a dishwasher or a fridge freezer?"

A dishwasher

Rather look at a woman than a fridge freezer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me as producer not a consumer please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's best, a dishwasher or a fridge freezer?

A dishwasher

Rather look at a woman than a fridge freezer "

My heart is so cold you could store things in my vagina at fridge temperature

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

Think he meant semen

Oh ffs I spelt it wrong you get the jizz"

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's best, a dishwasher or a fridge freezer?

A dishwasher

Rather look at a woman than a fridge freezer

My heart is so cold you could store things in my vagina at fridge temperature "

That will do then

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"What's best, a dishwasher or a fridge freezer?

They also make MRI scanners."

I'm not that bloody rich

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

Bloody hell ive just bought shares in an electrical company, invited 3 merchant sailors around and am currently having a wank... which is it man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's best, a dishwasher or a fridge freezer?

They also make MRI scanners.

I'm not that bloody rich

You can afford to just buy a dishwasher or fridge freezer

That’s rich to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The doctor will see you now. Open wide ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods?

Think he meant semen

Mic drop

Don't break the Semens microphone.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"What's best, a dishwasher or a fridge freezer?

They also make MRI scanners.

I'm not that bloody rich

You can afford to just buy a dishwasher or fridge freezer

That’s rich to me"

I can't, I'm mostly self employed and living off income from a 1 day per week job for the foreseeable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's best, a dishwasher or a fridge freezer?

They also make MRI scanners.

I'm not that bloody rich

You can afford to just buy a dishwasher or fridge freezer

That’s rich to me

I can't, I'm mostly self employed and living off income from a 1 day per week job for the foreseeable

Fuck yeah

Love being skint

It’s character building

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's best, a dishwasher or a fridge freezer?

A dishwasher

Rather look at a woman than a fridge freezer

My heart is so cold you could store things in my vagina at fridge temperature "

Still I need my penis, don’t think it would be the right place though

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

To be on the safe side I'm going to drink the semen from a group of seamen at the Siemens factory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Think I’ve worked with electrics too long

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"I read today that siemen could be a natural antidote for corona so line up please for your small prick "

Just a microchip then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read today that siemen could be a natural antidote for corona so line up please for your small prick

Just a microchip then?"

I’m still trying to processor it

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods? "

Electric shock treatment?

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"I read today that siemen could be a natural antidote for corona so line up please for your small prick

Just a microchip then?

I’m still trying to processor it "

Thats bad even further a dad joke. You should be made to sit on my face on the corner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I read today that siemen could be a natural antidote for corona so line up please for your small prick

Just a microchip then?

I’m still trying to processor it

Thats bad even further a dad joke. You should be made to sit on my face on the corner!"

You just don’t let up

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

"I read today that siemen could be a natural antidote for corona so line up please for your small prick

Just a microchip then?

I’m still trying to processor it

Thats bad even further a dad joke. You should be made to sit on my face on the corner!

You just don’t let up

Sad now ;(

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

This thread is shocking

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By *ottielayWoman over a year ago

by the bay

"To be on the safe side I'm going to drink the semen from a group of seamen at the Siemens factory. "

Line up those sailors!

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

And im losing my resistance

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

Things are starting to amp up

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

Have you no h'ohms to go to?

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

She was only the admirals daughter but her naval (siv) was full of dicharged semen/seamen/siemens

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Have you no h'ohms to go to?"

Watt?

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

* (sic)

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"She was only the admirals daughter but her naval (siv) was full of dicharged semen/seamen/siemens"

Pass the sic bag

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

"Have you no h'ohms to go to?

Watt? "

Watt/hour is it?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Have you no h'ohms to go to?

Watt?

Watt/hour is it?

It's all very illuminating

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By *0something1965Man over a year ago

Belfast

I have a fujitsu laptop with a dead battery

Does that count as a discharged siemens?

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

I had a Siemens C25 back in 2001, knew I should have kept hold of it, dang!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you mean seamen or Siemens that makes electrical goods? "

Does he know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's the bright spark?

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS over a year ago

Ramsey

"She's had more se(a)men than the QE2".

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By *ustme34Man over a year ago

Bradford

All this Mickey taking and no mention of the original post claiming he has a small prick

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Siemens also build trains, plus their huge Wind Turbine Blades manufacturing site is in Hull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

One thing I will say even though it was unintentional at least this is some fun even if it’s at my expense in this pandemic

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

Let's pull the plug on this one.

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