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You know when......

By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

....you are getting TOO FECKING OLD....

Is when there is a steaming party going in your close on a friday night and you are in bed and dont even hear it - evben when they knock on the door to apologise!!!

And on SAT - ei - tonight- i can hear some thumping music going on over the back - and i am not even invited!!!

HOW RUDE......lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Who'd not invite you???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well one day im off up the road and walk past a house 4 doors down and look and think.,...crikey !!! when did that burn down

???

The roof had gone, and it was totally burnt out.

Apparantly , it had happened on the sat night and there were two fire enegines screaming outside and everyone else out to watch and where was i....

In bed asleep ... never heard a bloody thing.

Now thats getting old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I hear gentlemen about the same age as me having late teen children, that's when it hits me that I am old enough to have them myself!

Never one for kids though

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By *ebzStar OP Woman over a year ago

Notting

"Who'd not invite you???"

them cheeky bar-stweards over that back - thats who!!!

This close is usually SO quiet - that i was getting old un-noticed.

THEN

BAM

Two fecking parties in ONE weekend

The one last night was an 18th - and beer cans all over the road this morining- very funny, as the recyling men dont come til monday- can you imagine em picking em all up off the road....LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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You know when you're getting old when the bloke over the road who used to eye you up has now started eyeing ya teenage daughter and her friends up................. im gonna give him the death glare next time hes in his garden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe we can have our own "old feckers" party

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