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By *ribsa OP Man
over a year ago
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Ladies what's the biggest dildo you have in your toy box length and circumference in inches please and does it get used much.
The dildos for sale on some popular sextoy websites seem to be getting bigger and bigger and some are down right strange to look at so I guess there is a demand for them. Maybe some guys out there also have some.
I myself find nothing more sexy or a turn on than watching a woman riding a large/huge dildo (a fetish of mine) so come on ladies what's your biggest.  |
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I'm not very good at gauging sizes, so I ordered one dildo thinking it would be vaguely penis-sized only to find it's roughly the size of a fiat punto.
Its also extremely heavy, but I've kept it because if anyone ever breaks into the flat it will make one hell of a cosh. |
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"I'm not very good at gauging sizes, so I ordered one dildo thinking it would be vaguely penis-sized only to find it's roughly the size of a fiat punto.
Its also extremely heavy, but I've kept it because if anyone ever breaks into the flat it will make one hell of a cosh."
That's one not to be use then over then to hit someone with lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I heard sales of sex toys increased dramatically since announcement of self isolation and lock down  "
Yours sounds like a fun one and it wouldn't surprise me is the sales have increased with the isolation I feel like getting a toy myself lol |
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"I'm not very good at gauging sizes, so I ordered one dildo thinking it would be vaguely penis-sized only to find it's roughly the size of a fiat punto.
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Which colour is your fiat Punto ? |
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"I'm not very good at gauging sizes, so I ordered one dildo thinking it would be vaguely penis-sized only to find it's roughly the size of a fiat punto.
Which colour is your fiat Punto ? "
Brown. It's deeply unattractive.
Wait... are you asking about the dildo, a car or my vag? Only if you want you know about my foof it's the Mary Poppins of vaginas, practically perfect in every way. |
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"I'm not very good at gauging sizes, so I ordered one dildo thinking it would be vaguely penis-sized only to find it's roughly the size of a fiat punto.
Which colour is your fiat Punto ?
Brown. It's deeply unattractive.
Wait... are you asking about the dildo, a car or my vag? Only if you want you know about my foof it's the Mary Poppins of vaginas, practically perfect in every way."
I was mainly interested in your car |
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"Does anybody have "The Patrick"?
Does anybody know that reference?
Nope sorry don't know that one.  "
It's from Coupling. Jeff went into a sex shop and heard a woman asking about dildos, asking if they had "The Patrick". Patrick is his mate who reportedly has a massive wang. |
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By *ribsa OP Man
over a year ago
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"Does anybody have "The Patrick"?
Does anybody know that reference?
Nope sorry don't know that one.
It's from Coupling. Jeff went into a sex shop and heard a woman asking about dildos, asking if they had "The Patrick". Patrick is his mate who reportedly has a massive wang. "
Are ok but there are some massive wang dildos out there.  |
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By *ribsa OP Man
over a year ago
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The ladies are keeping this one a very close secret, not many owning up to having or owning one of these larger dildos.
But so many of the sex toy websites are out of stock of these larger toys just making me wonder who is buying them.  |
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By *ribsa OP Man
over a year ago
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"Is there a square one for a round hole ?
Yep I have seen a square dildo for sale somewhere on some website.
Sounds painful  "
I guess the vagina will open up to any shape as long as there are no sharp corners to make it uncomfortable. |
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