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"*Goes to shoplift Daily Mails* I wouldn't want to contribute to their circulation.
The Metro is free! Can't have you being done for shoplifing  "
The rozzers won't do nuthin unless I nick over £200 worth. Plus, taking The Metro doesn't give me the same buzz. |
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Ha ha ha " Toilet Roll Gate " Gets funnier and funnier I think 
"*Goes to shoplift Daily Mails* I wouldn't want to contribute to their circulation.
The Metro is free! Can't have you being done for shoplifing "
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"*Goes to shoplift Daily Mails* I wouldn't want to contribute to their circulation.
The Metro is free! Can't have you being done for shoplifing l
The rozzers won't do nuthin unless I nick over £200 worth. Plus, taking The Metro doesn't give me the same buzz."
The rozzers, never heard that term
Come on Jim at least rob the loo rolls. I'll tell you where they are and we'll split them 50/50  |
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"*Goes to shoplift Daily Mails* I wouldn't want to contribute to their circulation.
The Metro is free! Can't have you being done for shoplifing l
The rozzers won't do nuthin unless I nick over £200 worth. Plus, taking The Metro doesn't give me the same buzz.
The rozzers, never heard that term
Come on Jim at least rob the loo rolls. I'll tell you where they are and we'll split them 50/50 "
60/40. |
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"*Goes to shoplift Daily Mails* I wouldn't want to contribute to their circulation.
The Metro is free! Can't have you being done for shoplifing l
The rozzers won't do nuthin unless I nick over £200 worth. Plus, taking The Metro doesn't give me the same buzz.
The rozzers, never heard that term
Come on Jim at least rob the loo rolls. I'll tell you where they are and we'll split them 50/50
60/40."
You drive a hard bargain...but done |
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"*Goes to shoplift Daily Mails* I wouldn't want to contribute to their circulation.
The Metro is free! Can't have you being done for shoplifing l
The rozzers won't do nuthin unless I nick over £200 worth. Plus, taking The Metro doesn't give me the same buzz.
The rozzers, never heard that term
Come on Jim at least rob the loo rolls. I'll tell you where they are and we'll split them 50/50
60/40.
You drive a hard bargain...but done "
Hard is what I do. |
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"For when the country runs out of toilet paper.
My parents had an outside toilet and me at age 6 had to cut up newspaper for loo roll! It’s not gentle on skin though...."
Character building though. |
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"*Goes to shoplift Daily Mails* I wouldn't want to contribute to their circulation.
The Metro is free! Can't have you being done for shoplifing l
The rozzers won't do nuthin unless I nick over £200 worth. Plus, taking The Metro doesn't give me the same buzz.
The rozzers, never heard that term
Come on Jim at least rob the loo rolls. I'll tell you where they are and we'll split them 50/50
60/40.
You drive a hard bargain...but done
Hard is what I do. "
I admire that..a hard driven, hard (so good...felt the need to say it twice) bargain |
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