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over a year ago
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You're in the supermarket, there is one pack of toilet roll left, you go to grab it, but the person above also has a hand on it.
Could you beat that person in a fight and claim your toilet roll? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd let them have it tbh. If your fighting over toilet paper then your life is literally a load of shit"
Well thanks for that, very kind of you, I'll give you half for being so kind. |
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"I'd let them have it tbh. If your fighting over toilet paper then your life is literally a load of shit
Well thanks for that, very kind of you, I'll give you half for being so kind. "
Why thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd let them have it tbh. If your fighting over toilet paper then your life is literally a load of shit
You get this a joke right?
You get that I was making a joke also right?"
 nope. completely missed that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm gonna go out tonight, and start doing the whole lobbing toilet rolls over people's houses. Imagine the look on freaked out people as they see ribbons of white flying and hanging over their houses  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.
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I would knock you right the fuck out!"
I'll rip your cock off and chuck it in the sausage aisle. At least then someone might stick it in their mouth..... even if it is by accident
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"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.
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I would knock you right the fuck out!
I'll rip your cock off and chuck it in the sausage aisle. At least then someone might stick it in their mouth..... even if it is by accident
P"
Lol. Does that still count as a Blowie? |
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"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.
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I would knock you right the fuck out!
I'll rip your cock off and chuck it in the sausage aisle. At least then someone might stick it in their mouth..... even if it is by accident
P"
Ha ha, like you've ever thrown away a dick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.
P
I would knock you right the fuck out!
I'll rip your cock off and chuck it in the sausage aisle. At least then someone might stick it in their mouth..... even if it is by accident
P
Lol. Does that still count as a Blowie?"
In the world of imagination and excuses, almost anything can be what you say it is.... as long as you believe
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd set fire to it. If I can't have it you can't have it.
P
I would knock you right the fuck out!
I'll rip your cock off and chuck it in the sausage aisle. At least then someone might stick it in their mouth..... even if it is by accident
P
Ha ha, like you've ever thrown away a dick!"
Turpin went off a cliff son, that's coz his real name was Richard and he tried to trick me
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i have 4 loo rolls left.... but i live by myself....
when should i start playing "supermarket roulette"?  "
I've got a plan. I'm gonna piss on the weeeeeeds in the garden to kill them at the root. My patio will have never been so sprout free.
I can't use the scented rolls coz it gives me sandpaper minge and that's all that's left so I may aswell set fire to my fanny now and get it over with
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I'm just thinking of that scene in 'The 51st State' where Samuel L Jackson gives all those skinheads turbo laxatives instead of the drugs they think it is, then as they're all suffering major diarrhoea blowbacks he just throws one bog roll in and walks out laughing  |
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