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over a year ago
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Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies 
"I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies
I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers. "
That was my plan!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here
"All day essentials? What might these be?  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha ha I know you too well
"Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies
I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.
That was my plan! "
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"Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here
All day essentials? What might these be? "
I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't forget your cravat and smoking pipe as well
"Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here
All day essentials? What might these be?
I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Everyone is tested before going into the hotel, and then it's just those people in the hotel, hotel health and safe is very import pant to all
"Too crowded 2 meter rule "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yayyyyy, all are invited
"It's a massive hotel, more than enough rooms available, even has underground naughty rooms as well Gyms, huge grounds with woodland, swimming pools, sauna, jacuzzi, you name it this place has it all
Big Brother Hotel, and we have people delivering all day to day essential goods  Who's moving in? me if its free and on coast   I'm on my way give me the coordinates "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everyone is tested before going into the hotel, and then it's just those people in the hotel, hotel health and safe is very import pant to all
Too crowded 2 meter rule "
IQ test I'll win hands down |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I thought it felt realistic, I've actually watched it twice because it was that good
"Yeahhhhhh, I have seen it, it's really good actually, worth watching
Did anyone see the Big Brother with the Zombie outbreak ?
It was brilliant. What great idea it was  "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Are you taking the piss out of my spelling mistake? Ha ha
"Everyone is tested before going into the hotel, and then it's just those people in the hotel, hotel health and safe is very import pant to all
Too crowded 2 meter rule IQ test I'll win hands down "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you taking the piss out of my spelling mistake? Ha ha
Everyone is tested before going into the hotel, and then it's just those people in the hotel, hotel health and safe is very import pant to all
Too crowded 2 meter rule IQ test I'll win hands down "
me take the piss......... naaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't worry I can laugh at myself so feel free anytime
"Are you taking the piss out of my spelling mistake? Ha ha
Everyone is tested before going into the hotel, and then it's just those people in the hotel, hotel health and safe is very import pant to all
Too crowded 2 meter rule IQ test I'll win hands down me take the piss......... naaaaa "
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"Don't forget your cravat and smoking pipe as well
Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here
All day essentials? What might these be?
I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers "
Cheeky - i'm not that old! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha ha ha you know I'm only being silly you _inky biscuit dunker
"Don't forget your cravat and smoking pipe as well
Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here
All day essentials? What might these be?
I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers
Cheeky - i'm not that old! lol"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Get that suitcase packed, the party is incoming
"Big Brother Hotel, and we have people delivering all day to day essential goods Who's moving in?
I'd move in with you xx"
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"Ha ha ha you know I'm only being silly you _inky biscuit dunker
Don't forget your cravat and smoking pipe as well
Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here
All day essentials? What might these be?
I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers
Cheeky - i'm not that old! lol"
Haha I know, you naughty thing. I just feel content now I know there’s plenty of enticing things there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yeahhhhhh, there's a hotel for the children of couples, so couples can come to the hotel
"As long as there's a separate hotel to put the kids into we're there.
Jo.Xx "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We will have special buffet evenings for everyone, and we will make a special cake, tea and biscuit spread just for you
"Ha ha ha you know I'm only being silly you _inky biscuit dunker
Don't forget your cravat and smoking pipe as well
Tea, biscuits, cake, sugar, milk, no more rushing to the supermarket like a headless chicken, it's catered for here
All day essentials? What might these be?
I'll grab my toothbrush & fluffy slippers
Cheeky - i'm not that old! lol
Haha I know, you naughty thing. I just feel content now I know there’s plenty of enticing things there "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha ha I know you too well
Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies
I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.
That was my plan! "
Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?! |
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"Yeahhhhhh, there's a hotel for the children of couples, so couples can come to the hotel
As long as there's a separate hotel to put the kids into we're there.
Jo.Xx "
That's fantastic we're on our way. 
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As long as I have a room with a lock and an en suite I am there.
Not into sharing a bathroom and I class myself as a selective extrovert.....
Got to love your own space too.
The rest of the time I will be in the jacuzzi and that random naked streaker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time
"Ha ha I know you too well
Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies
I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.
That was my plan!
Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yayyyyy, we look forward to seeing you
"Yeahhhhhh, there's a hotel for the children of couples, so couples can come to the hotel
As long as there's a separate hotel to put the kids into we're there.
Jo.Xx
That's fantastic we're on our way.
Jo.Xx "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha ha the room with a lock part made me laugh All the wants and needs everyone requests, it's all at the hotel Sounds like you're bringing the fun
"As long as I have a room with a lock and an en suite I am there.
Not into sharing a bathroom and I class myself as a selective extrovert.....
Got to love your own space too.
The rest of the time I will be in the jacuzzi and that random naked streaker "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time
Ha ha I know you too well
Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies
I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.
That was my plan!
Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?! "
Excellent! Hopefully I wont be pulling too many pints then! Ladies will be free to pull my willy though!
When do I start? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha ha I'm howling! You're hired, you fit the criteria perfectly, a Channing Tatum bod, charm, witty, banter on tap, roll your sleeve up when you need to, and eye candy for all ladies.. Immediate start
"Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time
Ha ha I know you too well
Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies
I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.
That was my plan!
Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!
Excellent! Hopefully I wont be pulling too many pints then! Ladies will be free to pull my willy though!
When do I start?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ha ha I'm howling! You're hired, you fit the criteria perfectly, a Channing Tatum bod, charm, witty, banter on tap, roll your sleeve up when you need to, and eye candy for all ladies.. Immediate start
Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time
Ha ha I know you too well
Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies
I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.
That was my plan!
Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!
Excellent! Hopefully I wont be pulling too many pints then! Ladies will be free to pull my willy though!
When do I start?"
Oh wow....you're way too nice to me! Are you trying to turn me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ha ha Noooooo, would I do such a thing? You are lovely, so you deserve extra niceness
"Ha ha I'm howling! You're hired, you fit the criteria perfectly, a Channing Tatum bod, charm, witty, banter on tap, roll your sleeve up when you need to, and eye candy for all ladies.. Immediate start
Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time
Ha ha I know you too well
Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies
I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.
That was my plan!
Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!
Excellent! Hopefully I wont be pulling too many pints then! Ladies will be free to pull my willy though!
When do I start?
Oh wow....you're way too nice to me! Are you trying to turn me? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ha ha Noooooo, would I do such a thing? You are lovely, so you deserve extra niceness
Ha ha I'm howling! You're hired, you fit the criteria perfectly, a Channing Tatum bod, charm, witty, banter on tap, roll your sleeve up when you need to, and eye candy for all ladies.. Immediate start
Ha ha Of course, it's compulsory for all people to have a sexy time
Ha ha I know you too well
Ooooooo yessss Mr. Bants, you can be the barman that gets in there first with the ladies
I'll serve the drinks at the bar and flirt with the customers.
That was my plan!
Am I allowed to take the ladies round the back while on shift?!
Excellent! Hopefully I wont be pulling too many pints then! Ladies will be free to pull my willy though!
When do I start?
Oh wow....you're way too nice to me! Are you trying to turn me? "
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