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By *nlyIfItsWorthIt OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Do you though?

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button. "

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

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By *offee and KinksCouple over a year ago

Notts/Derby

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Maybe this is a response to the toilet paper shortage ... lol

Vixen

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol"

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol"

So they want you to scrub them with bleach and leave the seat down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol"

Wtf is wrong with people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol"

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol"

Ha! I’ve had that one too

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Maybe this is a response to the toilet paper shortage ... lol

Vixen

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol"

Lol I do hope not

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol. "

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

I get a lot of hey fancy a fuck messages!!

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol. "

lol sounds like it’s the same person.

It’s horrendous what some messages are sent sometimes :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth "

And I got will you deepthroat me to the point where you throw up all over my cock then lick it off

I’m speechless sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I send a lot of messages just trying to start a conversation, don't get many replies. I will have to be less boring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

lol sounds like it’s the same person.

It’s horrendous what some messages are sent sometimes :/"

Beyond belief some of them!

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth

And I got will you deepthroat me to the point where you throw up all over my cock then lick it off

I’m speechless sometimes!"

Yeah sorry about that... I don’t know what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

Wtf is wrong with people "

There's nothing "wrong" they have kinks that's all. Just because you dont understand or get it, hell its not my thing - but let he who is without sin cast the first stone and all that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would be happy to get some messages, i only get a few haha

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth "

Would you like to sort these guys out for us lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get lovely messages inviting me round for dinner or walks in the country....I must be sending out the wrong vibes....whare are all thd blow jobs and toilet impersonators.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyway OP, why not give it a go? Lights out or blindfold on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth

And I got will you deepthroat me to the point where you throw up all over my cock then lick it off

I’m speechless sometimes!

Yeah sorry about that... I don’t know what I was thinking

Haha. The funniest thing was he added a PS what’s your bra size?

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By *urse4visitsWoman over a year ago

hull

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth

And I got will you deepthroat me to the point where you throw up all over my cock then lick it off

I’m speechless sometimes!"

What the actual f**k ??

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth

And I got will you deepthroat me to the point where you throw up all over my cock then lick it off

I’m speechless sometimes!"

Lol

I gagged a little whilst reading that

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth

Would you like to sort these guys out for us lol"

I’d certainly reply to them on your behalf lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jheeze I need to up my game if I want to be the creepiest guy on fab

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

lol sounds like it’s the same person.

It’s horrendous what some messages are sent sometimes :/"

I think I have the same message. I haven't deleted it yet - I'm holding out to see what the loo roll situation is in a week or so.

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth

And I got will you deepthroat me to the point where you throw up all over my cock then lick it off

I’m speechless sometimes!

Yeah sorry about that... I don’t know what I was thinking

Haha. The funniest thing was he added a PS what’s your bra size?

Well at least he’s trying to get to know you

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth

Would you like to sort these guys out for us lol

I’d certainly reply to them on your behalf lol

As long as it’s a clear cut no, you have my permission

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By *elshkinkyMan over a year ago

south wales

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth

Would you like to sort these guys out for us lol

I’d certainly reply to them on your behalf lol

As long as it’s a clear cut no, you have my permission

Just tell him that you currently have someone taking the role of toilet, one taking on a sink but you have an opening for bidet due to the toilet paper crisis

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By *obbychickWoman over a year ago

Essex

"Just been asked if I like blow jobs. I could barely gather the strength to press the delete button.

I just had a message saying - I’m looking for a woman to use me as toilet in the literal sense (the proper way). No limits.

Does that sound more interesting to you?? Lol

I got that. Did he say I don’t want anything in return lol.

A slap he needs... a big slap... and he also needs to brush his teeth

Would you like to sort these guys out for us lol

I’d certainly reply to them on your behalf lol

As long as it’s a clear cut no, you have my permission

Just tell him that you currently have someone taking the role of toilet, one taking on a sink but you have an opening for bidet due to the toilet paper crisis "

Lol ewww

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