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over a year ago
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So with everyone going into lock down I'm thinking we should entertain each other so I'm gonna suggest a fab's got talent competition!
So go on, what will you do to impress us? What's your talent? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk.
I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.  "
Does anyone around here do things sober!?!
I once saw a lady in the chatrooms put a jar of curry sauce up her muff  |
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk.
I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
Does anyone around here do things sober!?!
I once saw a lady in the chatrooms put a jar of curry sauce up her muff "
Oh god, wasn’t there a guy who used to put a can of or something up his arse? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk.
I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
Does anyone around here do things sober!?!
I once saw a lady in the chatrooms put a jar of curry sauce up her muff
Oh god, wasn’t there a guy who used to put a can of or something up his arse? "
Yes! A can of cola. It was the pint of milk he poured up there then collected in a cup to drink that got me though!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make things out of balloons.... including a cock n balls (complete with helmet)
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Now that's a skill!
Can you make a vag too? "
Yep, you pop the cock, leave the balls and tie it off
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"I twitch my boobies 
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song? "
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that? "
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!! |
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that?
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!! "
Me either  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"remember the Cadbury's advert where the kids could make their eyebrows move individually I can do that...also I can hum and whistle at the same time, it sounds like one of the Clangers. "
I won't ask how you discovered you could do that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that?
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!!
Me either "
I'll leave this here, someone might know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d35BAA0qGRI |
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that?
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!!
Me either
I'll leave this here, someone might know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d35BAA0qGRI"
I Googled his name Tony Holland & he did it to a cha cha type music back in 1967 I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I can do an impression of gizmo from the Gremlins singing his wee song.
Can I dress you up as Gizmo?
Erm...let's say yes!"
The fucking sexiest gizmo I've ever seen |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I can do an impression of gizmo from the Gremlins singing his wee song.
Can I dress you up as Gizmo?
Erm...let's say yes!
The fucking sexiest gizmo I've ever seen "
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"remember the Cadbury's advert where the kids could make their eyebrows move individually I can do that...also I can hum and whistle at the same time, it sounds like one of the Clangers.
I won't ask how you discovered you could do that. "
aww but why not? haha |
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"remember the Cadbury's advert where the kids could make their eyebrows move individually I can do that...also I can hum and whistle at the same time, it sounds like one of the Clangers.
I won't ask how you discovered you could do that.
aww but why not? haha"
Love the Clangers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So with everyone going into lock down I'm thinking we should entertain each other so I'm gonna suggest a fab's got talent competition!
So go on, what will you do to impress us? What's your talent? "
Keeping my littlest hobo off my public pics and out of other peoples inboxes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So with everyone going into lock down I'm thinking we should entertain each other so I'm gonna suggest a fab's got talent competition!
So go on, what will you do to impress us? What's your talent?
Keeping my littlest hobo off my public pics and out of other peoples inboxes "
That's an achievement in itself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So with everyone going into lock down I'm thinking we should entertain each other so I'm gonna suggest a fab's got talent competition!
So go on, what will you do to impress us? What's your talent?
Keeping my littlest hobo off my public pics and out of other peoples inboxes
That's an achievement in itself! "
I know right? |
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that?
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!!
Me either
I'll leave this here, someone might know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d35BAA0qGRI
I Googled his name Tony Holland & he did it to a cha cha type music back in 1967 I think "
The tune is called Wheels and it was a hit for Billy Vaughn in 1961.
https://youtu.be/wap13V9ZQcc
I dare you to ask me how you found that out. See if it bores the pants off you. Luke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have litres of musical cum
Where do you keep it?
Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage. "
Remind me to refuse the wine if I come round. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I twitch my boobies
Can you do it in time to music?
Indeed I can
What's your go to song?
That one the guy used to do his to on Opportunity Knocks years ago if you are old enough to remember that?
I think I know the one you mean. The tune is in my head but I can't think what it's called!!
Me either
I'll leave this here, someone might know
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d35BAA0qGRI
I Googled his name Tony Holland & he did it to a cha cha type music back in 1967 I think
The tune is called Wheels and it was a hit for Billy Vaughn in 1961.
https://youtu.be/wap13V9ZQcc
I dare you to ask me how you found that out. See if it bores the pants off you. Luke "
What makes it annoying is the video next on the list after the one I posted was called wheels and I could've worked it out myself!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have litres of musical cum
Where do you keep it?
Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage.
Remind me to refuse the wine if I come round. "
You will definitely know this ain't wine... ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk.
I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
I have booze! 
On my way! "
Oohh!! I wasn't sure if that would work!! Ggrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk.
I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
I have booze!
On my way!
Oohh!! I wasn't sure if that would work!! Ggrrrr "
Meet me half way....its a bit of a trek  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have litres of musical cum
Where do you keep it?
Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage.
Remind me to refuse the wine if I come round.
You will definitely know this ain't wine... ... "
Especially if I have to chew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do silly strip teases when I'm d*unk.
I know someone that takes pictures with canned goods when they're sober though.
I have booze!
On my way!
Oohh!! I wasn't sure if that would work!! Ggrrrr
Meet me half way....its a bit of a trek "
Deal!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have litres of musical cum
Where do you keep it?
Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage.
Remind me to refuse the wine if I come round.
You will definitely know this ain't wine... ...
Especially if I have to chew "
...no chewing needed...quality musical jizz... it will be like having melted ben and Jerry's slidding down your throat....honest  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have litres of musical cum
Where do you keep it?
Mostly in my ball bag and the overspill in old wine making jugs in the garage.
Remind me to refuse the wine if I come round.
You will definitely know this ain't wine... ...
Especially if I have to chew
...no chewing needed...quality musical jizz... it will be like having melted ben and Jerry's slidding down your throat....honest "
Will it dance as it goes down like in a proper musical? |
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