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over a year ago
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"1. A CD of Jimmy Burns screaming for 10 hours (https://youtu.be/gfkts0u-m6w?t=23)
2. A loud stereo
3. The coronavirus
Can I be on a different island  "
There is no other island  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Private jet taxi is outside now, we will land in your garden shortly, to collect you 
"My mini monster, my laptop and her iPad, what time do we set off? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If I thought of you, this would be the list I would write on your behalf Because you're lovely, I would allow a cheeky slice of cake with the biscuits 
"Kettle, tea (loose leaf!) and biscuits "
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"If I thought of you, this would be the list I would write on your behalf Because you're lovely, I would allow a cheeky slice of cake with the biscuits
Kettle, tea (loose leaf!) and biscuits "
You know me too well and thank you miss lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You're welcome, if there's tea, biscuits and cake involved, you're there
"If I thought of you, this would be the list I would write on your behalf Because you're lovely, I would allow a cheeky slice of cake with the biscuits
Kettle, tea (loose leaf!) and biscuits
You know me too well and thank you miss lovely "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Because you asked nicely, I'll allow the 4th item And everyone needs a bottle of something
"Coffee
Chocolate
Condoms
Covers most of the necessities ... if i could sneak a fourth in it would be gin ...
Vixen "
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"fishing rod, a pack of cards (does anyone know the rules of 52 card pick up?) and a big box of Fish n Chip crisps!
Fish n chip crisps are my favourite "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invited you to a non-infected island away from the current madness.. What items will you take with you? (Max of 3 of your favourite items) "
carol vorderman, toilet rolls and two pillows |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've seen this a lot lately, the obsession with Carol Vorderman ha ha, isn't she like 70 years old?
"Invited you to a non-infected island away from the current madness.. What items will you take with you? (Max of 3 of your favourite items) carol vorderman, toilet rolls and two pillows "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I had to look up Alex Polilizzi and I was all excited thinking it was going to be a sexy man, and I was disappointed =',[[[[ I haven't seen The Hotel Inspector before, so I can't comment
"Alex polizzi, a big jar of and a wind up radio."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Check you out Jumanji going all Action Man going for the leaves as a substitute for toilet roll ha ha
"If you're on an island, surely you don't need bog roll as there's loads of leaves to wipe your bum with?
Chocolate, gin and tonic for me!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I haven't seen her for years, but I will google her of today and get back to you on that
"I've seen this a lot lately, the obsession with Carol Vorderman ha ha, isn't she like 70 years old?
Invited you to a non-infected island away from the current madness.. What items will you take with you? (Max of 3 of your favourite items) carol vorderman, toilet rolls and two pillows omg she is gorgeous  "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Is the 3rd item a gun? Or.. The upgrade version of a MP3 Player?
Typical man list
Pizza, lager and a HK MP5 with 1000 rounds
Awww thanks "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Ha ha Awwwww, you're lovely At least if there was a hunger crisis, we can all count on you to bring the food home
"Is the 3rd item a gun? Or.. The upgrade version of a MP3 Player?
Typical man list
Pizza, lager and a HK MP5 with 1000 rounds
Awww thanks
A gun, for hunting purposes and to pass time only. I'm not crazy - honest. "
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