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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Say the first thought that comes into your head.No explanation.No reason.No filter.Just a random thought.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Potato

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm not allowed in the garage anymore

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By *candiumWoman over a year ago

oban

Watermelon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish someone would clean up my garden.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not allowed in the garage anymore

Leaving the tools wet?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've just dropped half my banana on the floor

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By *hedevilKTWoman over a year ago

milton keynes

Fuckstick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm thirsty.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who makes day time TV schedules?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spotty nose

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By *iking67Man over a year ago

BP Auckland

Woof bark donkey

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Freak out

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cadburys mini roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not allowed in the garage anymore

Leaving the tools wet?"

Knocking the ladders and they fell off the wall onto my moms car then tried to blame someone else but there was no one else there to blame

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Trousers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot, filthy, grunting bloke required.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hot, filthy, grunting bloke required."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not allowed in the garage anymore

Leaving the tools wet?

Knocking the ladders and they fell off the wall onto my moms car then tried to blame someone else but there was no one else there to blame

Love the fact you tried to blame someone else

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By *emptd2Man over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

Peri Peri

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Rhubarb, rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

knees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fudge

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple over a year ago

bradford

I got my big muff out last night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spring onions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm full now.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crunchy nut cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice ass

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nice ass

Thanks.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I just coughed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm selling toilet rolls for £3 each

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Motherfuckingcuntwaffle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck the pork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat pussy for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flange custard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colour contrast

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan over a year ago

Norwich

"Woof bark donkey "

Uncle Peter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rimming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Colour contrast

Cookies n cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Top to toe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone for coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Space hopper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Egging on

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By *oneyBear100Couple over a year ago

Gatwick area

Spelunking with pink flippers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wankity wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young fella from Manc

Who loved to have a good wank

Then who should appear?

Incandescence, my dear!

And gave his pudd a hearty old yank

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Is a dead Greek a Turkish delight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There was a young fella from Manc

Who loved to have a good wank

Then who should appear?

Incandescence, my dear!

And gave his pudd a hearty old yank"

Really? But I don’t yank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything random.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

panic shopping...... sorry slipped out........ its these jeans

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

80s perms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did I say yank?! I meant...sensuously caress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did I say yank?! I meant...sensuously caress

Better

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

I need a drink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

short arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love my dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

need to sort under stairs cupboard

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Application form...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I was Rylan Clark-Neal's agent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sponge Bob square pants is a cock smoker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Full of undesirables

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which Beatle, dead or alive, do you think you could beat up in a fight?

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By *nvisible_beardMan over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Should I get up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ryan gosling

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By *candiumWoman over a year ago

oban

Manicure

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got a brand new combine harvester.....

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By *hortarseWoman over a year ago

Norfolk

I need big hard inside me

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By *he Ring WraithMan over a year ago

Bradford

Squark !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need big hard inside me"
brick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I needed it so bad.I knew I shouldn't but I did it anyway.I lay on my bed and slowly inserted the full length deep inside.Then nearly fainted as I should of chewed the twix before trying to swallow it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ryan Reynolds!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Celery

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By *icplshropsCouple over a year ago

Rock

Cider

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Popps is on this post

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Polka dot polka dot Afro circus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oldham Athletic

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

This site is wank for getting to get to know people and have phone sex or even meet never mind a reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Clean windows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We must perform a quirkafleeg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gravy

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

Bullshit wasters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ballsack buntyfuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tipping point

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By *eardedTattManMan over a year ago

Elland

The fact that pineapples eat the inside of your mouth is creepy

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By *amhot86Man over a year ago

Hull

There is jelly on my knee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *teve1313Man over a year ago

basingstoke

I think I have gout in my right foot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Licked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Teapot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Celery cider, rabbit gravy, bacon teapot

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

Happiness

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like the mushy peas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice flowers but why do they smell of shoe Polish?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I like the mushy peas."

You've stolen F&B's mushy peas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Department of Wankars and Procrastinators

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By *rjpinkMan over a year ago

winterfell

Your dad only wears underpants made out of alpaca furr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the mushy peas.

You've stolen F&B's mushy peas. "

Please don't tell him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gentle nibbling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the mushy peas."

Nice with fishcakes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a crush!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the mushy peas.

Nice with fishcakes. "

And with chicken pies!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just sneezed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the mushy peas.

Nice with fishcakes.

And with chicken pies!"

Nooooo.. it's got to be a pork pie jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the mushy peas.

Nice with fishcakes.

And with chicken pies!

Nooooo.. it's got to be a pork pie jim"

I like all the pies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vagina boob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Arrrrggghhhhh why did i decide to strip the bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kittens toe beans!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i don't believe in anybody

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking hate being bored

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By *ensualbicockMan over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In the pub

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By *candiumWoman over a year ago

oban

Knitting is the new sex

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

"Say the first thought that comes into your head.No explanation.No reason.No filter.Just a random thought."

...... nope... I tried.....nothing in my head .. head ...head ....head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theodolite

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By *appytrailmanMan over a year ago

Manchester

chicken gravy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He liked it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What she said

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By *rctopusMan over a year ago

Borehamwood

Eclaircissement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What she said"

You didn’t like it

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By *enie MeenieMan over a year ago

Crawley Down

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mood update: Burping and we've got no sprouts.

Mood update over

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By *ayRosesWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Tinfoil

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The OP of this post is a idiot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

City Forest.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Be kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suicide.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Suicide."

You ok?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suicide.

You ok?"

Not even slightly. But knowone gets it, its pointless giving another sob story on an onmind forum. But thanks x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Suicide.

You ok?

Not even slightly. But knowone gets it, its pointless giving another sob story on an onmind forum. But thanks x"

So email me what's up xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cod's wallop

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If anyone finds a pink sock its mine

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By *candiumWoman over a year ago

oban

"Suicide."

Hugs. Been there.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If anyone finds a pink sock its mine "

I did find a blue crusty one is it yours?

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By *occiMan over a year ago

Co Down

Dem blades

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By *r Big300Man over a year ago

Barnet

Music

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Music"
loud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Volume

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cockwomble

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If anyone finds a pink sock its mine

I did find a blue crusty one is it yours?"

That might be the one I lost last year

My pink one was last seen entering the washing machine at about 3pm today

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By *adyJayneWoman over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

How do some men survive in life?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No bog roll

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do some men survive in life?!"

Winging it!

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By *adyJayneWoman over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Suicide.

You ok?

Not even slightly. But knowone gets it, its pointless giving another sob story on an onmind forum. But thanks x"

I think you'd be surprised how many do get it xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If anyone finds a pink sock its mine

I did find a blue crusty one is it yours?

That might be the one I lost last year

My pink one was last seen entering the washing machine at about 3pm today "

Well iv got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If anyone finds a pink sock its mine

I did find a blue crusty one is it yours?

That might be the one I lost last year

My pink one was last seen entering the washing machine at about 3pm today

Well iv got it"

Keep the blue one but I will pay a hostage fee if you send the pink one back to me unharmed

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If anyone finds a pink sock its mine

I did find a blue crusty one is it yours?

That might be the one I lost last year

My pink one was last seen entering the washing machine at about 3pm today

Well iv got it

Keep the blue one but I will pay a hostage fee if you send the pink one back to me unharmed "

Deal can't I kick it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Suicide.

You ok?

Not even slightly. But knowone gets it, its pointless giving another sob story on an onmind forum. But thanks x

I think you'd be surprised how many do get it xx "

No one gets it

I think you will find most get it.Its easy to look at others lives as perfect but when you realise they aren't then you will realise people do get it.So talk to someone and you will see help will be there from those that do get it aswell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If anyone finds a pink sock its mine

I did find a blue crusty one is it yours?

That might be the one I lost last year

My pink one was last seen entering the washing machine at about 3pm today

Well iv got it

Keep the blue one but I will pay a hostage fee if you send the pink one back to me unharmed

Deal can't I kick it?"

Don't do that you will release the odour

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"If anyone finds a pink sock its mine

I did find a blue crusty one is it yours?

That might be the one I lost last year

My pink one was last seen entering the washing machine at about 3pm today

Well iv got it

Keep the blue one but I will pay a hostage fee if you send the pink one back to me unharmed

Deal can't I kick it?

Don't do that you will release the odour

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Clear is my favourite colour

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By *aCaiMan over a year ago

Telford

I love it when a plan comes together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a brand new combine harvester.....

"
case ih i hope

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm a lady

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By *ovegames42Man over a year ago

london

"Say the first thought that comes into your head.No explanation.No reason.No filter.Just a random thought."

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are these my feet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate insomnia

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer the red pastille

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By *cottishoutdoorsMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Your hot ^

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate insomnia "

I second that

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By *othin 2 proveCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

Laddered stockings don't win byelections!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Party time

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By *ovegames42Man over a year ago

london

Time for coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m still sleepy

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Boo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made you look.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Still party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grant is a wazzock.

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