Oh you thought cheating on your spouse in your bed was dangerous?
You thought having sex in public was danger?
Oh you must’ve thought sneaking a quickie in the house of your in-laws was danger danger?
But have you ever had sex with someone who’s sneezing, wheezing and coughing whilst there’s a Coronavirus rampant...?
No..? No, me either. F that. |
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"Oh you thought cheating on your spouse in your bed was dangerous?
You thought having sex in public was danger?
Oh you must’ve thought sneaking a quickie in the house of your in-laws was danger danger?
But have you ever had sex with someone who’s sneezing, wheezing and coughing whilst there’s a Coronavirus rampant...?
No..? No, me either. F that. "
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"Oh you thought cheating on your spouse in your bed was dangerous?
You thought having sex in public was danger?
Oh you must’ve thought sneaking a quickie in the house of your in-laws was danger danger?
But have you ever had sex with someone who’s sneezing, wheezing and coughing whilst there’s a Coronavirus rampant...?
No..? No, me either. F that. "
That's why I'm purchasing 2 hazmat suits
Safety first my friends |
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"Oh you thought cheating on your spouse in your bed was dangerous?
You thought having sex in public was danger?
Oh you must’ve thought sneaking a quickie in the house of your in-laws was danger danger?
But have you ever had sex with someone who’s sneezing, wheezing and coughing whilst there’s a Coronavirus rampant...?
No..? No, me either. F that.
That's why I'm purchasing 2 hazmat suits
Safety first my friends "
Reminds me a scene from Naked Gun |
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