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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks! 
I love the smell of burnt toast!!!"
It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!
I love the smell of burnt toast!!!
It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat! "
Just scrape off the blackened bits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!
I love the smell of burnt toast!!!
It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat!
Just scrape off the blackened bits"
They were beyond the point of rescue bro  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!
I love the smell of burnt toast!!!
It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat!
Just scrape off the blackened bits
They were beyond the point of rescue bro "
Ah, that bad? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!
I love the smell of burnt toast!!!
It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat! "
Come here I’ve got some  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't we all...is it that fact were not supposed to be out and any that makes it worse.
Although I would out sex in the "essential requirement for social interactions" category |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm finishing my jar of Nutella. It was yummy.
But will you be able to get more?
Now that the question.. 
Get to Tesco and panic buy!!!"
I'll ask whistleandflute to get me some more  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's yours?
My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning 
Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do  "
Get me some more Nutella, will you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's yours?
My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning
Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do
Get me some more Nutella, will you? "
ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's yours?
My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning
Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do
Get me some more Nutella, will you? ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it "
There's never enough of Nutella I say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's yours?
My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning
Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do
Get me some more Nutella, will you? ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it
There's never enough of Nutella I say "
ok as much as i can carry in a bag for two weeks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just burnt the last 2 slice of bread and now the kitchen stinks!
I love the smell of burnt toast!!!
It would not be as bad if I had some toast to eat!
Come here I’ve got some "
On my way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's yours?
My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning
Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do
Get me some more Nutella, will you? ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it
There's never enough of Nutella I say ok as much as i can carry in a bag for two weeks "
Don't get caught!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's yours?
My left nostril is blocked.I'm going panic buying this morning
Oh don't you start again!why what ya gonna do
Get me some more Nutella, will you? ok but I'll get 10 coz i know you need it
There's never enough of Nutella I say ok as much as i can carry in a bag for two weeks
Don't get caught!!"
its ok I'll go in twenty times just to make sure |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
"I’m on the worlds slowest bus.
On a positive note. There’s only me and the driver
Why is it slow?"
Fuck knows! It’s certainly not the wait holding it back.
The driver clearly thinks he’s on his jollies, checking out the scenery |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’m on the worlds slowest bus.
On a positive note. There’s only me and the driver
Why is it slow?
Fuck knows! It’s certainly not the wait holding it back.
The driver clearly thinks he’s on his jollies, checking out the scenery "
It's not Cliff Richard is it?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't go wrong with a little black thong.x
Just one thing missing though...
And that is...?a black dong
Don't you mean shlong? Lol"
either i like to rhyme |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just had a hair cut. Had to wash my hands on the way in. I feel all clean now (& lighter on top )
Did you wash them on your way out as well?
Bugger, no "
Oh dear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just woken up. Same shit, different day is your flat starting to feel like a prison
I still go to work every day in a week. So no change for me."
ahhhh ok thats good then keep safe |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just woken up. Same shit, different day is your flat starting to feel like a prison
I still go to work every day in a week. So no change for me.ahhhh ok thats good then keep safe "
Thanks. I try  |
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