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over a year ago
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"What do you guys start your opening messages and how do i keep the interested very hard on here as its only a fuck site really"
I normally tell them Im in their area.. then discribe my raging horn in great detail.
After that if I think they are really special Ill tell them that I am going to ruin them of other men  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck site?
Shit I’ve been doing it all wrong. I’ve been offering tea and cake and hoping for friendly socials 
Still waiting for my cake  "
I've got some on the end of my boab for ya!  |
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"What do you guys start your opening messages and how do i keep the interested very hard on here as its only a fuck site really"
"Now I know what you are thinking, "Did I win the Lottery"; "was I Mother Theresa in a former life?" "Did I just crash land on the planet Adonis" and whilst I humbly acknowledge your awe at being chosen by me, none of the above is applicable. I was staring at that gorgeous picture of your gaping foo and well, it just winked at me, I know, i know it's hard to understand but it was like something out of Harry Potter film. So here I am to brighten your day and wave my magic wand to say "Hi"
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"I just remember that I'm talking to actual people and show the same respect I would in person. It being "just a fuck site" means nothing. "
Exactly basic manners and interacting skills don’t change just because here |
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OP - do what I do dude! It’s always best to be straight up and honest with all these birds - put in the title exactly what sums up what you want to say in the message. It needs to catch their eye and chime with exactly what they want or need. So, I habe three titles I use depending how I feel. They always work:
1. FUCK FUCK FUCK
2. Fancy a fuck?
3. I want stick my hard cock up your cunt - isn’t that nice of me!
The third can also be used in the main text. Never call them birds by their names or bother reading their profiles - they’re only birds and too thick to right poperly anyways. Always call them ‘Babe’, ‘Duck’, ‘Darlin’ or ‘Fanny’! If you really want to make em feel special you could try calling em ‘muffy’ or ‘cunny’. There’s this bird at work actually called ‘Cunny’! Nearly spat my drink out when she introduced herself as Cunny! I thought whoohey babe! Naughty name lol!!!!
Anyway, in the main text you can sort of tell em about your cock and why they’d like it up em like! You know, persuade them that you’re s sex god like I do. What really impresses them is bragging about bedding tons of birds in the past. Must be in the thousands though - hundreds don’t impress on a site like this so make up a nice big number, say 23,459 and you can get them all excited by saying they could be your 23,460th notch on your bedpost! Then they’ll feel special. Anyway, hope those little titbits of advice help you mate. Always works for me! After all, as you said, it’s s great fuck site! |
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