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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.

So wow wants to get laid by the best

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.

So wow wants to get laid by the best "

Who's wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sorry that should say who wants to get laid by the best next.lol

Sadly predictive text doesnt like me and I'm lazy and dont proof read lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.

So wow wants to get laid by the best

Who's wow "

Oh and you are wow

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd rather not

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Sorry that should say who wants to get laid by the best next.lol

Sadly predictive text doesnt like me and I'm lazy and dont proof read lol "

Proof read your business tag line before use as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.

So wow wants to get laid by the best

Who's wow

Oh and you are wow "

No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My god its not going well for.my proof reading today taxi for wd

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"My god its not going well for.my proof reading today taxi for wd"

There's an uver on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.

So wow wants to get laid by the best

Who's wow

Oh and you are wow

No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut "

I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My god its not going well for.my proof reading today taxi for wd

There's an uver on the way "

Hahaha I walked into that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you fill in the cracks too?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.

So wow wants to get laid by the best

Who's wow

Oh and you are wow

No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut

I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol "

I fine sorting my lady garden out myself fanks

I also don't want to get paid like a patio as that involves jumping up and down on me and hitting with hammers and stuff so no lighty no likey from me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"Do you fill in the cracks too?"

Somehow "do the grouting" doesn't have the same double entendre to it

Fnarr fnarr

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do you fill in the cracks too?"

In a patio yes with an exterior jointing compound known as weather point it's great stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.

So wow wants to get laid by the best

Who's wow

Oh and you are wow

No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut

I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol

I fine sorting my lady garden out myself fanks

I also don't want to get paid like a patio as that involves jumping up and down on me and hitting with hammers and stuff so no lighty no likey from me "

Your just rude I was only talking about your back garden lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.

So wow wants to get laid by the best

Who's wow

Oh and you are wow

No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut

I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol

I fine sorting my lady garden out myself fanks

I also don't want to get paid like a patio as that involves jumping up and down on me and hitting with hammers and stuff so no lighty no likey from me

Your just rude I was only talking about your back garden lol"

Ooops, he's going in the back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo "

Hahaha what about nailed like a fence or screwed like a decking???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo "

He could trim your bush

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush "

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.

So wow wants to get laid by the best "

I have a garden that needs sorting if you fancy a trip this way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he "

Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

And here i was getting all excited opening this thread and finding it's only about slabs....damn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.

So wow wants to get laid by the best

I have a garden that needs sorting if you fancy a trip this way? "

Oh you know I'd come down your garden wifey and you wouldn't even have to pay me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he

Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro "

Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he

Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro

Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios "

People come to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he

Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro

Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios

People come to me lol"

So they bring there garden to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he

Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro

Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios

People come to me lol

So they bring there garden to you? "

No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.

I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol

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By *nvisible_beardMan  over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

Would put me off as Inneundo dont work in business and look unprofessional and people would question do you offer "alternative" services

But each to there own

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he

Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro

Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios

People come to me lol

So they bring there garden to you?

No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.

I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol"

Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would put me off as Inneundo dont work in business and look unprofessional and people would question do you offer "alternative" services

But each to there own"

Autoglass do it.If you call them they will send a specialist out that will inject his special resin into your crack

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he

Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro

Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios

People come to me lol

So they bring there garden to you?

No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.

I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol

Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it "

Ok that one makes no sense

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By *nvisible_beardMan  over a year ago

near newbridge, wales


"Would put me off as Inneundo dont work in business and look unprofessional and people would question do you offer "alternative" services

But each to there own

Autoglass do it.If you call them they will send a specialist out that will inject his special resin into your crack "

Bigger companies can get away with it more through tv adverts and convey it's a joke. Someone you've likely never heard of and have a whole host to select from that dont use cheap tricks to get customers will have alot more interest

But that's just my personal opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he

Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro

Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios

People come to me lol

So they bring there garden to you?

No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.

I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol

Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it

Ok that one makes no sense "

So you don't lay bricks then just slabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he

Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro

Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios

People come to me lol

So they bring there garden to you?

No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.

I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol

Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it

Ok that one makes no sense

So you don't lay bricks then just slabs "

I can lay bricks I can lay turf I can lay decking I can lay patios I can lay driveways and so much more. There is no end to my talents lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want to get licked like a melting lolly

Whipped like cream

And pounded like doe

But patio stuff nooooooooo

He could trim your bush

He definitely likes DIY doesn't he

Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro

Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios

People come to me lol

So they bring there garden to you?

No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.

I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol

Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it

Ok that one makes no sense

So you don't lay bricks then just slabs

I can lay bricks I can lay turf I can lay decking I can lay patios I can lay driveways and so much more. There is no end to my talents lol"

Can you screw screws or plow fields or pound doe or fill cracks or oil nuts up

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