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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.
So wow wants to get laid by the best |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.
So wow wants to get laid by the best "
Who's wow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.
So wow wants to get laid by the best
Who's wow "
Oh and you are wow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.
So wow wants to get laid by the best
Who's wow
Oh and you are wow "
No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.
So wow wants to get laid by the best
Who's wow
Oh and you are wow
No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut "
I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.
So wow wants to get laid by the best
Who's wow
Oh and you are wow
No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut
I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol "
I fine sorting my lady garden out myself fanks
I also don't want to get paid like a patio as that involves jumping up and down on me and hitting with hammers and stuff so no lighty no likey from me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.
So wow wants to get laid by the best
Who's wow
Oh and you are wow
No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut
I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol
I fine sorting my lady garden out myself fanks
I also don't want to get paid like a patio as that involves jumping up and down on me and hitting with hammers and stuff so no lighty no likey from me "
Your just rude I was only talking about your back garden lol |
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.
So wow wants to get laid by the best
Who's wow
Oh and you are wow
No I'm not as I don't want to get laid like a patio and predicktive texture is a botch isn't ut
I was asking if you wanted your garden sorted out lol I dont know what your talking about lol
I fine sorting my lady garden out myself fanks
I also don't want to get paid like a patio as that involves jumping up and down on me and hitting with hammers and stuff so no lighty no likey from me
Your just rude I was only talking about your back garden lol"
Ooops, he's going in the back  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo "
Hahaha what about nailed like a fence or screwed like a decking??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush "
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.
So wow wants to get laid by the best "
I have a garden that needs sorting if you fancy a trip this way? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he "
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a landscaper and I've just laid a patio. It looks ace so I'm thinking of using this as a tag line for my business.
So wow wants to get laid by the best
I have a garden that needs sorting if you fancy a trip this way? "
Oh you know I'd come down your garden wifey and you wouldn't even have to pay me xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro "
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios "
People come to me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol"
So they bring there garden to you?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you? "
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you?
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol"
Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would put me off as Inneundo dont work in business and look unprofessional and people would question do you offer "alternative" services
But each to there own"
Autoglass do it.If you call them they will send a specialist out that will inject his special resin into your crack |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you?
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol
Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it "
Ok that one makes no sense |
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"Would put me off as Inneundo dont work in business and look unprofessional and people would question do you offer "alternative" services
But each to there own
Autoglass do it.If you call them they will send a specialist out that will inject his special resin into your crack "
Bigger companies can get away with it more through tv adverts and convey it's a joke. Someone you've likely never heard of and have a whole host to select from that dont use cheap tricks to get customers will have alot more interest
But that's just my personal opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you?
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol
Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it
Ok that one makes no sense "
So you don't lay bricks then just slabs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you?
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol
Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it
Ok that one makes no sense
So you don't lay bricks then just slabs "
I can lay bricks I can lay turf I can lay decking I can lay patios I can lay driveways and so much more. There is no end to my talents lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to get licked like a melting lolly
Whipped like cream
And pounded like doe
But patio stuff nooooooooo
He could trim your bush
He definitely likes DIY doesn't he
Oh it's not DIY with me sweet heart I'm a pro
Do you stand on street corners then offering to lay peoples patios
People come to me lol
So they bring there garden to you?
No I get called up and ad people jo I'm good then I go to their gardens.
I can see with you it's like banging your head against a brick wall that i built myself lol
Did you leave a hole in the wall so you could lay it
Ok that one makes no sense
So you don't lay bricks then just slabs
I can lay bricks I can lay turf I can lay decking I can lay patios I can lay driveways and so much more. There is no end to my talents lol"
Can you screw screws or plow fields or pound doe or fill cracks or oil nuts up |
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