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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just reading about the latest suspected bomber they have arrested. He had his pants full of explosives and was planning to blow a plane out of the sky with his gusset.
As he is a muslim extremist, I am guessing that he was promised 70 virgins for his sacrifice. My question is, what would he do with them after he had blown his bollocks to pieces?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Daily mash had a great story on this...apparently al quiada are now getting their plans from Viz...  "
It would not surprise me, makes you wonder what the next thing will be. Already had the shoe bomber and the pant bomber. |
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"Why have 70 virgins in the promise land when you can find 1 dirty fecker on here who knows what they're doing  "
Great point. Maybe we could email Al-Queada the FAB link and that would be the end of terrorist attacks!!! |
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"Why have 70 virgins in the promise land when you can find 1 dirty fecker on here who knows what they're doing
Great point. Maybe we could email Al-Queada the FAB link and that would be the end of terrorist attacks!!!"
dont you think there are enough single males on here already we would welcome the 70 virgins though |
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"@op - pant bombs?
obviously they dont have sex in the afterlife then.... 
Wolf
yep, pant bombers! google underwear bombs! "
anyone who puts explosives round their nadgers has to be tapped
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He wasn't a terrorist seemingly, he was a cia agent that infiltrated the terror cell planning the bombing! Then handed the pants in when given the go ahead for the crime!!
Hope he washed the skid marks off first tho! I know i would have been shiting it in case of it going off prematurely! Wouldnt have been the first time,  |
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"He wasn't a terrorist seemingly, he was a cia agent that infiltrated the terror cell planning the bombing! Then handed the pants in when given the go ahead for the crime!!
Hope he washed the skid marks off first tho! I know i would have been shiting it in case of it going off prematurely! Wouldnt have been the first time, "
I mean, if the detonator was sensitive, you just couldn't fart could you... horrendous
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"He wasn't a terrorist seemingly, he was a cia agent that infiltrated the terror cell planning the bombing! Then handed the pants in when given the go ahead for the crime!!
Hope he washed the skid marks off first tho! I know i would have been shiting it in case of it going off prematurely! Wouldnt have been the first time, "
Stop filling your keks full of fertiliser then!
Or at least set the timer properly! |
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reckon they'd be dead easy to spot at an airport though...
guy walking round like yosemite sam with a bad case of piles.... yup that'll be the pantbomber!
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"He wasn't a terrorist seemingly, he was a cia agent that infiltrated the terror cell planning the bombing! Then handed the pants in when given the go ahead for the crime!!
Hope he washed the skid marks off first tho! I know i would have been shiting it in case of it going off prematurely! Wouldnt have been the first time,
Stop filling your keks full of fertiliser then!
Or at least set the timer properly! "
lol, think i was on a short fuse last time!! |
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70 mother in laws is what I'd be worried about!!!!
It's actually now come out that the bomber was a CIA agent who was undercover. He made the CIA aware of the plot and the organisers, who were then drone attacked to death in Yemen. Pretty amazing work.
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"Just reading about the latest suspected bomber they have arrested. He had his pants full of explosives and was planning to blow a plane out of the sky with his gusset.
As he is a muslim extremist, I am guessing that he was promised 70 virgins for his sacrifice. My question is, what would he do with them after he had blown his bollocks to pieces? "
They are saying he was a double agent now. I wonder if that means he has his pants inside out. |
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