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over a year ago
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh?
You have to do it when you have a lady wank also  "
What? Nobody told me that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh?
You have to do it when you have a lady wank also
What? Nobody told me that"
Haven’t had a lady wank in six months so it’s all good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't worry about you probably have an amazing immune system if you haven't been washing your hands....either that or your sick already ???"
Could be both
Can’t get any sicker than I already am, because I have a fucking smashing immune system |
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh?"
You’ll probably be fine giving them a quick spit and wiping them down your legs. There’s far too much being said about germs nowadays. I’ve never seen one, and until I do I’ll remain sceptical. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh?
You’ll probably be fine giving them a quick spit and wiping them down your legs. There’s far too much being said about germs nowadays. I’ve never seen one, and until I do I’ll remain sceptical. "
I usually just lick my hands clean unless I poke my finger through the toilet roll. Then I wipe it on the next person I see, pretending to give them a friendly pat on the shoulder |
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"I usually just lick my hands clean unless I poke my finger through the toilet roll. Then I wipe it on the next person I see, pretending to give them a friendly pat on the shoulder "
You use toilet roll? Where the fuck did you get that from eh? |
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"I usually just lick my hands clean unless I poke my finger through the toilet roll. Then I wipe it on the next person I see, pretending to give them a friendly pat on the shoulder
You use toilet roll? Where the fuck did you get that from eh?"
Stole it off the back of a truck |
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"Stole it off the back of a truck
I wouldn’t waste it on your arse. Get it on eBay quick, while there’s still a few people about to bid on it. "
How much do you reckon I’ll get for it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stole it off the back of a truck
I wouldn’t waste it on your arse. Get it on eBay quick, while there’s still a few people about to bid on it.
How much do you reckon I’ll get for it?"
It’s a bit stained to be honest |
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over a year ago
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Beautiful thread 
Not as beautiful as you 
Did you wash your hands before saying that? "
I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything  |
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Beautiful thread
Not as beautiful as you
Did you wash your hands before saying that?
I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything "
Christ, that’s hot! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything
Wiped? There you go again with your quaint Scottish traditions. "
I’m not wearing any pants and didn’t want any wee trickling down my leg and onto the bed. Duvet isn’t due a change for another nine weeks. |
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over a year ago
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"Apparently some people are talking about washing their faces with hand sanitiser 
I use hand sanitiser in my salads
Hopefully after you've rubbed your radish  "
Language! |
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Beautiful thread
Not as beautiful as you
Did you wash your hands before saying that?
I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything
Christ, that’s hot!"
Like you. |
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Beautiful thread
Not as beautiful as you
Did you wash your hands before saying that?
I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything
Christ, that’s hot!
Like you. "
Ffs!
What’s wrong with you tonight?  |
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"Or just find someone on Fab to lick your bum hole clean on demand. I doubt it would be that difficult to find a willing licker."
Be easier finding this than loo roll...
Business idea??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or just find someone on Fab to lick your bum hole clean on demand. I doubt it would be that difficult to find a willing licker.
Be easier finding this than loo roll...
Business idea???"
Well everyone needs a shit. Take it too the bank and try and get a loan for a small business start up.
You'd literally be in the business. |
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Beautiful thread
Not as beautiful as you
Did you wash your hands before saying that?
I didn’t get any wee on them last time I wiped my fanny, if that counts for anything
Christ, that’s hot!
Like you.
Ffs!
What’s wrong with you tonight? "
Nothing at all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh?
, only you "
I’m the only one who’s going to start washing their hands? |
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"I guess it’s really time for me to start washing my hands after I’ve had a shit, huh?
, only you
I’m the only one who’s going to start washing their hands?"
Ffs you losers |
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