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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What’s your best corny chat up lines folks?

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Want to nibble my cob ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have the coronavirus, because you're infectious

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By *hedevilKTWoman over a year ago

milton keynes

You must have a mirror in your knickers I fancy seeing myself in there later

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

If I was squirrel and u were a tree I’d bury my nuts in u

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know foods the way to a mans heart?

Open your legs and let me eat my way to yours

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hi, I’d love to dunk my biscuit, into your lovely tea

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Do you fancy going halves on a bastard.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Do you have the coronavirus, because you're infectious

I'm hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my women the way I like my Clovid

19 and easily spreadable

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much does a polar bear weigh?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like my women the way I like my Clovid

19 and easily spreadable"

Giggling like fuck here!!!

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By *lint-EverhardMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Fancy a fuck and a pizza?

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Does this smell like chloroform (hold out a handkerchief)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like my women the way I like my Clovid

19 and easily spreadable

Giggling like fuck here!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should I call the fire brigade.. because you're on fire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How you do'in

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