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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was having a chat with wildblonde69 yesterday and it came up (as a joke) that I'm gonna go for a road trip on my bike this summer. Take in all the sights and visit some lovely FAB women.
So come and tell me what sights I should see and who I should visit on my tour! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dunno, I live too close to comment on things around here, it wouldn't be much of a road trip  "
You're quite close to me. You can be a regular stop! |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
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"Avoid Manchester, it’s just full of Mancs, overpriced beer and rain "
I’ve heard in Manchester you have to wear a parka and walk like a pissed up chimp wearing a nappy full of porridge to fit in, but I could be wrong..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Avoid Manchester, it’s just full of Mancs, overpriced beer and rain
I’ve heard in Manchester you have to wear a parka and walk like a pissed up chimp wearing a nappy full of porridge to fit in, but I could be wrong....."
Sounds about right, only I don’t own a parka or walk like a pissed up chimp, I must be in the minority  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Avoid Manchester, it’s just full of Mancs, overpriced beer and rain
This is true. Its not that bad though.  "
I know it’s not but I’m a manc in manc land so I can get away with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't come to Norfolk. Nothing here ask the guys that are here 
She’s right. Great if you like a six fingered hand job though "
I'll get that in Fife too!  |
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"Avoid Manchester, it’s just full of Mancs, overpriced beer and rain "
Bullshit! Definitely visit Manchester, its got plenty of fun to be had and an open invite from this hotwife for a sexy Scotsman |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol depends what you’re doing on this tour of yours? London is always welcoming for a friendly northern face "
Seeing the sights...meeting new people...gaining veris |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lol depends what you’re doing on this tour of yours? London is always welcoming for a friendly northern face
Seeing the sights...meeting new people...gaining veris
Sounds like a good plan "
Have you room under the stairs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Somethin bout the West Coast
It makes me wanna ride
Shake it Westside
Throw ya hands up, let's ride'"
You're a mad loon but there is no way I'm going on a road trip and not coming to see you MIA!  |
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"Milton Keynes has sky diving ski slopes bowling cinema and most importantly moi
Ach I've got all that up here....except for you of course!"
Ofcourse but I’d make it worthy of a tourist trap visit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Milton Keynes has sky diving ski slopes bowling cinema and most importantly moi
Ach I've got all that up here....except for you of course!
Ofcourse but I’d make it worthy of a tourist trap visit "
Haha...well that sounds a delight! I shall Milton Keynes to my list of destinations.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has being on page one done anything for you!?
It's made me smile! Havent received any messages because of it!x"
Well that’s a bit shit and pointless.
I’ve met 3 of the guys I’ve slept with from them being on men’s hotpics. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has being on page one done anything for you!?
It's made me smile! Havent received any messages because of it!x
Well that’s a bit shit and pointless.
I’ve met 3 of the guys I’ve slept with from them being on men’s hotpics. "
You can make me your fourth when I pop into Wales on my wee tour! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok...so I went out today for a 7 mile walk with my dog and I've decided I'm actually going to do this. Well, the UK tour on my bike part anyway.
Thinking of travelling right down the east coast, take the south coast over to the west then make my way back up the west coast.
Looking at 5/6 days in June. Just me, my bike and a back pack! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s my birthday in June and I’m going to junction 2 in London, if it’s still going ahead!"
It's also my birthday in June! I'll check my offshore rota and get dates sorted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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** Cough Cough **
"It’s my birthday in June and I’m going to junction 2 in London, if it’s still going ahead!
It's also my birthday in June! I'll check my offshore rota and get dates sorted."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"** Cough Cough **
It’s my birthday in June and I’m going to junction 2 in London, if it’s still going ahead!
It's also my birthday in June! I'll check my offshore rota and get dates sorted."
Threesome with Carmen and Annie? Hmmm.....interesting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"** Cough Cough **
It’s my birthday in June and I’m going to junction 2 in London, if it’s still going ahead!
It's also my birthday in June! I'll check my offshore rota and get dates sorted.
Threesome with Carmen and Annie? Hmmm.....interesting "
Tur tut Mr Bants tut tut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was having a chat with wildblonde69 yesterday and it came up (as a joke) that I'm gonna go for a road trip on my bike this summer. Take in all the sights and visit some lovely FAB women.
So come and tell me what sights I should see and who I should visit on my tour!"
Petrol station a good start
Not me... unless you bring a woman
Hadrians wall ... he won’t be there nor will his wife .
Good luck on your adventure. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!
Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come and vist me and i will feed you laverbread "
What is laverbread?
All these offers of food, I'm gonna end up fat. Hopefully there will be plenty cardio sessions to balance this out!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"St Andrews
Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?
Every day
Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!
Now  "
Grow that hair in first! I just cant at present! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"St Andrews
Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?
Every day
Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!
Now
Grow that hair in first! I just cant at present! "
It’s a lot longer now! POF says it’s too long to cum on now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"St Andrews
Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?
Every day
Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!
Now
Grow that hair in first! I just cant at present!
It’s a lot longer now! POF says it’s too long to cum on now "
Let me know when its shoulder length! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"St Andrews
Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?
Every day
Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!
Now
Grow that hair in first! I just cant at present!
It’s a lot longer now! POF says it’s too long to cum on now
Let me know when its shoulder length! "
You were keen to meet before, and it was nowhere near shoulder length |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"St Andrews
Take me 10 mins to get there! How regular would you like that visit?
Every day
Haha...let me know when you're meeting again!
Now
Grow that hair in first! I just cant at present!
It’s a lot longer now! POF says it’s too long to cum on now
Let me know when its shoulder length!
You were keen to meet before, and it was nowhere near shoulder length "
There was still something though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come and vist me and i will feed you laverbread
What is laverbread?
All these offers of food, I'm gonna end up fat. Hopefully there will be plenty cardio sessions to balance this out! "
Its sea, looks like dark green slim but its tasty..just dont smile showing your teeth after it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Come and vist me and i will feed you laverbread
What is laverbread?
All these offers of food, I'm gonna end up fat. Hopefully there will be plenty cardio sessions to balance this out!
Its sea, looks like dark green slim but its tasty..just dont smile showing your teeth after it lol "
Sounds strange but I wouldn't say no!x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cannot accomodate
I'll arrange a hotel in Bedford then!
At least you wont have to worry about making me breakfast"
I’m not far from there. Can kill two birds with one stone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!
Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed? "
Offer retracted, you dont do gingers, unless they are married! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!
Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed? Offer retracted, you dont do gingers, unless they are married!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!
Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed? Offer retracted, you dont do gingers, unless they are married!"
Married or not, they would have to exceptional |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!
Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed? Offer retracted, you dont do gingers, unless they are married!
Married or not, they would have to exceptional"
Well that definitely rules me out then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"cannot accomodate
I'll arrange a hotel in Bedford then!
At least you wont have to worry about making me breakfast
I’m not far from there. Can kill two birds with one stone "
Should I stay 2 nights down that way or have you both round for a threesome?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cannot accomodate
I'll arrange a hotel in Bedford then!
At least you wont have to worry about making me breakfast
I’m not far from there. Can kill two birds with one stone
Should I stay 2 nights down that way or have you both round for a threesome?! "
We shall consult and get back to you on that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I am known for putting on a good spread.
The sights here are a sight for sore eyes.
Bants...if the spread is not to your liking..I do take special requests. We aim to please "
I'd be happy with a bacon and fried egg roll in the morning after a night in your bed! |
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"Well I am known for putting on a good spread.
The sights here are a sight for sore eyes.
Bants...if the spread is not to your liking..I do take special requests. We aim to please
I'd be happy with a bacon and fried egg roll in the morning after a night in your bed! "
In this case Bants, I may have to insist on breakfast in bed |
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"I have a caravan you can borrow to stay in. Just make sure you don't leave any mess on the sheets
Will you be joining me?"
No because you already told me you don't do married women or at least not this one 
We are very much in the friends zone although I may send you pics from time to time to show you what you are missing |
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"After _orthern stars get on the A1 down to us, we’re off at the Grantham junction. MrsHotNotts loves a Scottish accent and we will show you the Peak District , great for bikes."
We can bring him down the A1, and all share the delights |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Essex has one or two attractions...
There one here who has her hands up too "
Gobby, there is no way I'm travelling the UK and not coming to meet you!!
You can even hitch a ride with me to Busty's! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a caravan you can borrow to stay in. Just make sure you don't leave any mess on the sheets
Will you be joining me?
No because you already told me you don't do married women or at least not this one
We are very much in the friends zone although I may send you pics from time to time to show you what you are missing "
Oh I can do married women as long as the hubby doesn't want to join in or watch! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"After _orthern stars get on the A1 down to us, we’re off at the Grantham junction. MrsHotNotts loves a Scottish accent and we will show you the Peak District , great for bikes.
We can bring him down the A1, and all share the delights "
You know you have our delights anytime , you don’t need some Scottish fella as an excuse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After _orthern stars get on the A1 down to us, we’re off at the Grantham junction. MrsHotNotts loves a Scottish accent and we will show you the Peak District , great for bikes.
We can bring him down the A1, and all share the delights
You know you have our delights anytime , you don’t need some Scottish fella as an excuse "
"Some Scottish fella"
This is Mr Bants ya know....not just any Scottish fella!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!
Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed? "
how do u like your eggs lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chinese and beers in Hampshire
Hampshire was always on my list after our rap battles! "
Fantastic! I’ll take you to the local library to brush up on that poetry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!
Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed? how do u like your eggs lol x"
Sunny side up and runny! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Chinese and beers in Hampshire
Hampshire was always on my list after our rap battles!
Fantastic! I’ll take you to the local library to brush up on that poetry "
Library?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worcester can be a nice place to visit
I think I would Worcester very much!
Pop and say Hi, I’ll give you a warm welcome
What's for breakfast?! "
Whatever takes your fancy |
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"After _orthern stars get on the A1 down to us, we’re off at the Grantham junction. MrsHotNotts loves a Scottish accent and we will show you the Peak District , great for bikes.
We can bring him down the A1, and all share the delights
You know you have our delights anytime , you don’t need some Scottish fella as an excuse
"Some Scottish fella"
This is Mr Bants ya know....not just any Scottish fella! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Worcester can be a nice place to visit
I think I would Worcester very much!
Pop and say Hi, I’ll give you a warm welcome
What's for breakfast?!
Whatever takes your fancy "
Well you seem to be taking my fancy! |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Just bringing this back to life! Clearly the dates probably wont happen now with this stupid virus. If not later this year then hopefully it'll be a plan for next summer!
Now then, who is providing accommodation and breakfast in bed? Offer retracted, you dont do gingers, unless they are married!
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Ohh Jebus I forgot about this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!
Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area. "
Done deal....do you have dip? |
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!
Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.
Done deal....do you have dip? "
I may have a honey hole  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!
Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.
Done deal....do you have dip?
I may have a honey hole "
Can I dip my twiglet? |
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!
Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.
Done deal....do you have dip?
I may have a honey hole
Can I dip my twiglet?"
As long as it's fresh n crunchy, not soggy n stale. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!
Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.
Done deal....do you have dip?
I may have a honey hole
Can I dip my twiglet?
As long as it's fresh n crunchy, not soggy n stale."
Its rock hard and fresh....but not crunchy! |
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!
Bring twiglets and I'll let ya stop off round the Dudley area.
Done deal....do you have dip?
I may have a honey hole
Can I dip my twiglet?
As long as it's fresh n crunchy, not soggy n stale.
Its rock hard and fresh....but not crunchy! "
My teeth will be the judge of that
Incoming!..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!"
You’ve done the classic man thing of ignoring a mans comment to quote the ladies tut tut |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!
You’ve done the classic man thing of ignoring a mans comment to quote the ladies tut tut "
Theres other men on here?! |
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!
You’ve done the classic man thing of ignoring a mans comment to quote the ladies tut tut
Theres other men on here?! "
Hi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!
You’ve done the classic man thing of ignoring a mans comment to quote the ladies tut tut
Theres other men on here?!
Hi "
Who said that? |
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"Brought it back to life because of the unsuccessful uk tour thread yesterday!
You’ve done the classic man thing of ignoring a mans comment to quote the ladies tut tut
Theres other men on here?!
Hi
Who said that?"
Me silly goose |
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"West coast of Ireland if you have never been Mr Bangs, been around the world but not much beats it, as for ladies I think you'll find some very interesting potential meets over there"
And I was sure I'd proof read that, oh well maybe a name change is in order Mr Bants |
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"I'll lay legs akimbo in front of the Liver building for you Mr Bants
Oooooooo you'll catch your death on Pier Head, our Lacey
We're hardy up here "
Up? You're a little bit down geographically compared to our location |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did it happen???
Was it fab fun??
You might need to rearrange this for 2022 Mr Bants "
Nah this bloody covid ruined it for me. I'm determined to do the bike tour one day though....as for meeting up with all you lovely fabsters.....well who knows?! |
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