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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

How many toilet rolls you have got in your cupboard right now, and what you use it for

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man  over a year ago

newport

Shit loads and for wiping my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Shit loads and for wiping my arse "

How many shit loads in numbers

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By *pecialK88Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen

9 rolls and wont go buy more until I am down to 1.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man  over a year ago

newport

To many to count

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"To many to count "

Do you go for a shit every 5 min why you need shit loads lol

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By *hedevilKTWoman  over a year ago

milton keynes

24 and use for toilet business and won’t but no more for probably few months now

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire

Can't shut understairs cupboard for toilet rolls must have enough to soak up the Atlantic Ocean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"9 rolls and wont go buy more until I am down to 1."

Thats average good man , so fucken emptied their shelf’s then

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire


"9 rolls and wont go buy more until I am down to 1."

Ohhh toilet roll roulette

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Can't shut understairs cupboard for toilet rolls must have enough to soak up the Atlantic Ocean."

Sweet Jesus

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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About 100, we always buy in bulk, and haven't bought any since the panic buying started.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have about 5 and use is obvious

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"24 and use for toilet business and won’t but no more for probably few months now "

Sounds like you use it for more than just toilet business

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I honestly don't know what it is with people who buy so many. This virus does not give you the squits!!

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By *pecialK88Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"9 rolls and wont go buy more until I am down to 1.

Ohhh toilet roll roulette"

Yes it's a risk but I like living life on the edge

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Most of mine is used to wipe the toilet seat dry after my kids (boys) have had a wee!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"About 100, we always buy in bulk, and haven't bought any since the panic buying started."

100 Fuck me

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

We have 36 in the house. We usually buy it bogof in Macro. Haven't bought any since 2 months ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Most of mine is used to wipe the toilet seat dry after my kids (boys) have had a wee!!

"

Bless them xx

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By *pecialK88Man  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I honestly don't know what it is with people who buy so many. This virus does not give you the squits!! "

Same here. Food I can understand there is some logic in buying lots of that but toilet roll????

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By *essie.Woman  over a year ago

Serendipity


"I honestly don't know what it is with people who buy so many. This virus does not give you the squits!! "

I think it’s a self fulfilling prophecy. It keeps running out, that causes panic, so when it’s restocked that stock is wiped out too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I built a bunker out of 3000 24x packs, so I can pick them from the inside walls when I self isolate.

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By *estivalMan  over a year ago

borehamwood

hundreds of rolls im planning on using them as currancy when civilisation collapses and cash is worthless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I honestly don't know what it is with people who buy so many. This virus does not give you the squits!!

I think it’s a self fulfilling prophecy. It keeps running out, that causes panic, so when it’s restocked that stock is wiped out too. "

Au contraire! I think you will find many people are shitting themselves...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

9 and a half. That's why I have 9 because I was on my last one. And I always buy a 9 pack. I really don't have the room for any more than a 9 pack

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just over 50

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By *iss.ddWoman  over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

60 but I've bulk bought from the wholesalers for over 10yr.

I last stocked up in early January so it's not been a panic buy!

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By *G CoupleCouple  over a year ago

kent

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just over 50"

No fuckin way!! Sainsbury’s and Tesco and Asda’s shelf’s in ipswich are empty you missing 2 zeros

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I bought a 24 pack about 3 weeks ago as usual as I was down to my last few, I've not stockpiled any more since then, in fact I've posted a couple to a friend in need.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Only about 7, because I'm not a selfish twat!

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By *iss.ddWoman  over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle


"60 but I've bulk bought from the wholesalers for over 10yr.

I last stocked up in early January so it's not been a panic buy!

"

I feel like justifying that I bulk buy for my home and my office

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

We have 12 extra than normal.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I think the people who panic buy are selfish buggers! Fair enough if you bought before all this happened, but now there are soo many items that are just not on the shelves!

Bacterial wipes for example, washing up liquid, fresh veg so many items came up as not available in my Tesco shop today it was unbelievable!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We're sticking up on sponges on a stick

Mrs

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

10 rolls was a 24 pack brought weeks ago before all the panic buying bollocks had started.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the people who panic buy are selfish buggers! Fair enough if you bought before all this happened, but now there are soo many items that are just not on the shelves!

Bacterial wipes for example, washing up liquid, fresh veg so many items came up as not available in my Tesco shop today it was unbelievable! "

Fresh Veg also out off the market, we gonna fuckin die

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We're sticking up on sponges on a stick

Mrs"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Found a shop who sells hands gel, so I though I go and bought a couple one for work and one in my pocket, how much... give a guess??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We haven’t got any having to use the curtains because all the greedy sods have emptied the shelves????????????

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Found a shop who sells hands gel, so I though I go and bought a couple one for work and one in my pocket, how much... give a guess??"

£25.00 a squirt

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Why buy handgel ? Just wash. Buy wet wipes. Carry a flannel in a plastic bag or tub. .....

We always coped in years gone by without all the new fangled shit.

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Found a shop who sells hands gel, so I though I go and bought a couple one for work and one in my pocket, how much... give a guess??

£25.00 a squirt

"

What type of squirt though?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Buy a holiday spray bottle ..... shit cheap and fill lit with diluted tcp n water...

What's up with people ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Found a shop who sells hands gel, so I though I go and bought a couple one for work and one in my pocket, how much... give a guess??

£25.00 a squirt

"

£19.98 for 2 fuckin small bottles

I use to buy them for something like £.80!! Even the shops getting greedy what a fuckin twats!!

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By *ensualtouch15Man  over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I honestly don't know what it is with people who buy so many. This virus does not give you the squits!!

I think it’s a self fulfilling prophecy. It keeps running out, that causes panic, so when it’s restocked that stock is wiped out too. "

This is the sad reality

Social media told them there was a shortage before there was a shortage and voila shortage same with pasta

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Found a shop who sells hands gel, so I though I go and bought a couple one for work and one in my pocket, how much... give a guess??

£25.00 a squirt

£19.98 for 2 fuckin small bottles

I use to buy them for something like £.80!! Even the shops getting greedy

what a fuckin twats!!"

Well you were the twat that paid it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Found a shop who sells hands gel, so I though I go and bought a couple one for work and one in my pocket, how much... give a guess??

£25.00 a squirt

What type of squirt though? "

You know that small pocket hand gel ones?

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By *essie.Woman  over a year ago

Serendipity


"Buy a holiday spray bottle ..... shit cheap and fill lit with diluted tcp n water...

What's up with people ?"

Love the smell of TCP

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Found a shop who sells hands gel, so I though I go and bought a couple one for work and one in my pocket, how much... give a guess??

£25.00 a squirt

£19.98 for 2 fuckin small bottles

I use to buy them for something like £.80!! Even the shops getting greedy

what a fuckin twats!!

Well you were the twat that paid it! "

Nah, I took them but then I felt like I am a twat paying that! So I took them straight back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

New 9 pack purchased in today's big shop, 3 in progress in bathrooms, will buy more when I need them & not before.

The andrex puppy must be working all hours God sends, poor bugger.

Hope you hoarders are proud of yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

6. I buy a 4 pack at a time, usually when I get down to the last 2 or 3 as I really can't be bothered going to the supermarket more than twice a week usually and this shithead virus won't make me change my habits.

Also I've (somewhat spawnily considering the panicking meffs) somehow managed to locate a pack every time I'm running low and visit the shop recently too (though different packets each time due to most being sold out, who cares about brand loyalty as you only use it to wipe your arse) must just be landing at the right times really?

B

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We're sticking up on sponges on a stick

Mrs"

Just make sure it's not a pointy stick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

50, I bought a pack of 45 from Costco in January when they were on offer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

18 my son gets through about a roll a day. I usually have a stock of at least 9 so not panic bought. I only have one bag of pasta too

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By *inkerbell67Woman  over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

I really dont know why every one has gone toilet roll crazy ,please someone explain..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I really dont know why every one has gone toilet roll crazy ,please someone explain.."

Because if they caught the virus they will shit them selfs !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

THE VIRUS DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE SHITS. ffs.

The rumour was started as a joke on social media.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"THE VIRUS DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE SHITS. ffs.

The rumour was started as a joke on social media. "

Oh yea, but people panics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

6, because I live alone and it is all I need

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Buy a holiday spray bottle ..... shit cheap and fill lit with diluted tcp n water...

What's up with people ?"

That's a great idea

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I have 1 in the holder on the wall and a pack of 4 in the cupboard, that should last some time, I’m sure there will be plenty on the shelves by the time I need some more.

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea


"Only about 7, because I'm not a selfish twat! "

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By *iss KissWoman  over a year ago

near Coventry


"Only about 7, because I'm not a selfish twat! "

Lol. Same here.

I had a bad headache the other day. I couldn't find any paracetamol or anything anywhere. I was so pissed off. I also haven't found hand sanitizer for some weeks now. So annoying!!!. I only want one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One stop have them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm worried because what are they using toilet roll for? Toilet purposes or do they get turned into chronic masturbaters.

If wanking is a symptom all of us, are fucked...

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

37,953.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

I think we have 8.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm worried because what are they using toilet roll for? Toilet purposes or do they get turned into chronic masturbaters.

If wanking is a symptom all of us, are fucked... "

Use kitchen roll

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have 15. But only because I live on my own and I bought one of those massive bundles from Aldi ages ago and still haven’t pooped my way through it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So where is the people who emptied the shelfs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many toilet rolls you have got in your cupboard right now, and what you use it for

"

2

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By *ssex_tomMan  over a year ago

Chelmsford

There is the quick and the disappointed ...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

I found an 18 roll pack when I checked, which i must have had for months. I'm going to give it to elderly relatives, who don't drive and I'll find some somehow, as I need to.

Selfish grabbers need to take a serious look at their moral compass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I found an 18 roll pack when I checked, which i must have had for months. I'm going to give it to elderly relatives, who don't drive and I'll find some somehow, as I need to.

Selfish grabbers need to take a serious look at their moral compass. "

Thanks very nice of you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

28 but that's not panic buying.

2 bathrooms, 2 kids, 36 usually lasts me a month with our monthly shop.

Used for wiping cunts and arses, and runny noses.

F.

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By *edVelvet08Woman  over a year ago

Kettering

I've upgraded from a four pack to a 18 pack

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've upgraded from a four pack to a 18 pack "

Holly moolly

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By *edVelvet08Woman  over a year ago

Kettering


"I've upgraded from a four pack to a 18 pack

Holly moolly "

Yes I know I panicked just a little though "NOT"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've upgraded from a four pack to a 18 pack

Holly moolly

Yes I know I panicked just a little though "NOT" "

Your not the only one x

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

I get mine through work, where we buy in bulk anyway; we've 4 months supply in stock right now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How many toilet rolls you have got in your cupboard right now, and what you use it for

"

Starting threads?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How many toilet rolls you have got in your cupboard right now, and what you use it for

Starting threads?"

??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I get mine through work, where we buy in bulk anyway; we've 4 months supply in stock right now!"

That’s not too bad tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"How many toilet rolls you have got in your cupboard right now, and what you use it for

2"

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well I have a bout 15

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I use mine to show off that I have some by posting photos with my loo roll

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I eat them

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

We have 29 in the cupboard from the bulk load we bought back in Dec_mber.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I eat them "

You would have to find mine before you can eat them

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I eat them

You would have to find mine before you can eat them "

I'd find them x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I use mine to show off that I have some by posting photos with my loo roll"

Classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I eat them "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got 5 left been trying to get some for a week still empty but on a plus side I have two showers so if all else fails

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"We have 29 in the cupboard from the bulk load we bought back in Dec_mber. "

Dec_mber

I would finish 29 roll on 1 meet

(Joke)

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By *itonmyfacebookMan  over a year ago

Burton on Trent


"I honestly don't know what it is with people who buy so many. This virus does not give you the squits!! "

Apparently the panic buying is natural as people want to have some control over what appears to an out of control situation. But how long will it be until stocks in the shops go back to normal because those who have felt the need to stockpile have stockpilled as much as much as they think they'll need?

Will they be replaced by wave after wave of copycat stockpilers? Some of them maybe even being folk who are critical of it ATM.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS  over a year ago

Bedford


"How many toilet rolls you have got in your cupboard right now, and what you use it for

"

Got 6 rolls, gonna save 3 for when the footie comes back. Rem_mber that, throw a bog roll streamer onto the pitch.

"Son of m'father".

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By *andy_tomMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

More than you ,

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By *mberWoman  over a year ago

Preston

21.

I bought 36 from who gives a crap some time ago.

This is enough to last me 42 weeks.

Do you think I'll be OK?

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