When your 7 year old tells the whole pub its your birthday and then everyone starts singing happy birthday to you in front of friends you've known since you was a teenager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know when your getting old when you think you’ve still got it

But can’t remember where you put it

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

When you accidentally fall in the street because you're a dozy pillock preoccupied with something else. Then acouple of people look worried thinking you've broken something and say... "You OK mister?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When all your get up and go has got up and gone...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When all your get up and go has got up and gone...

My get up and go rolls over and presses the snooze button

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"When you need an afternoon nap that lasts a couple of hours.

Jo.Xx

When the word "nap" sounds sexy

I'm sure it does coming from those lips.

Jo.Xx

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You get told that you're "ageing" on your last birthday

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

when someone says your no spring chicken

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By *essie.Woman over a year ago

Serendipity

You remember life before mobile phones existed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you remember a time before google, and being told you where going to get the yellow pages across the head was a scary threat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you buy new pillows and can’t wait to get into bed just to lay down on them.. that’s me today

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you buy new pillows and can’t wait to get into bed just to lay down on them.. that’s me today"

I looked at a quilt, an actual quilt yesterday and thought ooh that looks cosy

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake"

And you have to do a risk assessment before you light them

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

and when you realize your now 55

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you are worried about going back to using Izal because of panic buying and knowing what it is

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When the spring has gone from your "boing" so you can't do a video

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When the spring has gone from your "boing" so you can't do a video

Ahh..Less of a "boing" and more of a "flump"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you'd rather stay in than go out.....

When you don't like driving in the dark.

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By *rssexy mrbitvCouple over a year ago

Antrim

But remember Birthdays are good for you

The more you have the longer you live

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"When the spring has gone from your "boing" so you can't do a video

Ahh..Less of a "boing" and more of a "flump"

Kick a man when he's down why don't you?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When the spring has gone from your "boing" so you can't do a video

Ahh..Less of a "boing" and more of a "flump"

Kick a man when he's down why don't you?

I'm partial to a Flump

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By *OXO2018Couple over a year ago

Norfolk

When you go to bed at 9 o'clock

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By *enn68Man over a year ago

Shrewsbury

When you have to trim your ears more than you shave

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

When you go to bed at the time you used to go out ..... and get up at the time you used to come in

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

When you wake up in an unfamiliar room and the only other person says, ‘Time you went home - you slept through the orgy and it finished six hours ago!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You remember life before mobile phones existed"

Happy times

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When you know the bus driver, and he/she waits for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Start using just for men

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you know the bus driver, and he/she waits for you

Hahaha this one made me smile

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By *untime77xxMan over a year ago

birmingham

When you get socks and pants for Christmas

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By *ingAlMan over a year ago

hereford

When you start getting called "young man"

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"When the spring has gone from your "boing" so you can't do a video

Ahh..Less of a "boing" and more of a "flump"

Kick a man when he's down why don't you?

I'm partial to a Flump

Oh nice redeem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a disco nap just gives you a taste for more sleep rather than hitting the town.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you have more hair in your ears or nose than on your head.

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By *nlyIfItsWorthItMan over a year ago

Newcastle

When your back makes a groan without you having to move your lips

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By *mworthit156Man over a year ago

South Glos_Bristol

When your back goes out more than you do...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you get socks and pants for Christmas "

And you think "Ooh , they'll come in handy!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you can't get up without making an attractive groaning sound

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"When you can't get up without making an attractive groaning sound

when you can’t sit down without making an attractive groaning sound!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

When you go to a swinging party and end up finding a lovely comfy couch to sit on and opt for that over playing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You take half a viagra so you dont pee on your shoes

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"When you can't get up without making an attractive groaning sound

Judging by your photo of 6th March, I’d say you were a long way from that happening yet, but I’m sure all your groaning sounds are very attractive.

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

When you take those first few steps when you get out of bed on a morning and everything is stiff and achy.

Mrs

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

Your left and right knee become your good knee and bad knee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you start enjoying listening to Popmaster.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you watch a horror movie and see annoying teenagers getting murdered and you identify with the killer ??

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you go to bed at 9 o'clock

9pm is a late night for me these days

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

To be fair, Booths is pretty erotic.

A cardigan has become daily wear for me. Definitely getting on now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you take your bra off and leave indentations in the shag pile

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By *edHeadedFunWoman over a year ago

Didsbury

"In my twenties I did my back in carrying heavy weights. 3 weeks ago I did it in when I got startled by the toaster popping up. "

This, cannot even scroll down to read the rest of the thread....made my morning

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

When I hear a trailer fo Moneybox on Radio 4 and I think "That's sounds really interesting. I should listen to that."

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"When you go to bed at the time you used to go out ..... and get up at the time you used to come in

This is so me lately x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Walking for a few yards provides enough creaks and sounds for a disturbing horror theme tune.

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By *ornyhappyCouple over a year ago

perth

When you can no longer read the ingredients on food packaging

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"When you take those first few steps when you get out of bed on a morning and everything is stiff and achy.

Mrs"

You shouldn't get out of bed if one part of your anatomy is stiff

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By *ayTVTV/TS over a year ago

North Yorkshire

When you are watching porn and you think to yourself "Now that looks a comfy bed"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you know who the flower pot men are

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By *ullseyeantMan over a year ago

Manchester

The government put you in isolation for 4 months

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 15/03/20 14:05:39]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You still think 1990 was three quarters of an hour ago

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"when you know who the flower pot men are

Or you've w*ed yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"when you know who the flower pot men are

Or you've w*ed yourself

"
lil w#eeeeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

90s music is on the golden hour

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS over a year ago

kirk hammerton

Your underwear comes from shops that are no longer around

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By *abat40xWoman over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

You need an afternoon kip after your roast dinner sweet dreams

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When you can no longer read the ingredients on food packaging

Thats so me..Glasses on, glasses off, arms length, ffs....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you have t push t piss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you buy new pillows and can’t wait to get into bed just to lay down on them.. that’s me today

I looked at a quilt, an actual quilt yesterday and thought ooh that looks cosy

Haha.. comfort is a must as we get older

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