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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

They have always been around in some form, usually the High Street and have been an influence on a certain number of the population for a good few years now.

Lately though, I have seen a mutated version of the original that is spreading exponentially.....yes the Costa Drive Thru strain, or CDT20..

The buggers are everywhere and spreading fast. I may be at ground zero because I can't seem to drive anywhere for more than 10 minutes without finding one that is now fully established, or gaining a foothold.

Retail parks and industrial estates are particularly vulnerable to this new strain...

Wake up people..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m really laughing here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha ha sameeee


"I’m really laughing here "

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By *rghYeTimbersMan  over a year ago

Ipswich

Micro infestations are appearing in host retail outlets you walk in and looming out at you is a Costa machine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Laughing out loud, very good. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Micro infestations are appearing in host retail outlets you walk in and looming out at you is a Costa machine."

By the time you queue and pay fir the bloody thing it’s gone cold

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

They are spread by motorway traffic up and down the country

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"They are spread by motorway traffic up and down the country "

I use the one on the m3 when off up to London

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They are spread by motorway traffic up and down the country "

Shopping just not the same if there’s not a Costa in store

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By *uenevereWoman  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"They are spread by motorway traffic up and down the country "

There's a service station on the M1 with 4 Costa outlets

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By *ildatheart6969Couple  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Well it shouldn't be called Costa Coffee.

It's terrible.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Thank god some one has a sense of humour!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They have always been around in some form, usually the High Street and have been an influence on a certain number of the population for a good few years now.

Lately though, I have seen a mutated version of the original that is spreading exponentially.....yes the Costa Drive Thru strain, or CDT20..

The buggers are everywhere and spreading fast. I may be at ground zero because I can't seem to drive anywhere for more than 10 minutes without finding one that is now fully established, or gaining a foothold.

Retail parks and industrial estates are particularly vulnerable to this new strain...

Wake up people.."

And smell the coffee?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ve nothing to fear as don’t drink coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I’ve nothing to fear as don’t drink coffee "

Rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"They have always been around in some form, usually the High Street and have been an influence on a certain number of the population for a good few years now.

Lately though, I have seen a mutated version of the original that is spreading exponentially.....yes the Costa Drive Thru strain, or CDT20..

The buggers are everywhere and spreading fast. I may be at ground zero because I can't seem to drive anywhere for more than 10 minutes without finding one that is now fully established, or gaining a foothold.

Retail parks and industrial estates are particularly vulnerable to this new strain...

Wake up people..

And smell the coffee? "

Genius..

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol..

I saw a subway positioned in middle of a used car sales forecourt with garage to back and new cars at front.. Bizarre

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By *layfull pairingCouple  over a year ago

Bristol

There are terminator style machines popping up everywhere too... even in my local co-op corner shop... where’s Arnie when you need him ... Costa la vista baby....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"

I’ve nothing to fear as don’t drink coffee

Rude "

What’s up hun

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

They've put one in my local Tesco which is a tiny store.

Nothing worse than coffee out of a machine.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Because Coke bought them, they mutated after.

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