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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bit of an sexest joke but still made me laugh...
How many men does it take to ooen a bottle of beer?...
None it should already be open when she hands it to him!!
Sorry ladies. |
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By *uysx2Couple (MM)
over a year ago
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Three Pakistani lads get pulled over by a couple of coppers. One of the coppers gets out the police car and goes over to the lads. He taps on the drivers window and after it's been wound down he asks the driver, "is this your car?" To which the driver replies, "perm." Looking puzzled the policeman asks the driver, "can I see your licence" to which the driver replies "crew cut." Looking a little annoyed the policeman asks "where have you been tonight?" To which the driver replies "short back and sides." Finally giving up, the policeman calls his colleague over and says to him, "you'll have to deal with this because I don't speak urdu." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Three Pakistani lads get pulled over by a couple of coppers. One of the coppers gets out the police car and goes over to the lads. He taps on the drivers window and after it's been wound down he asks the driver, "is this your car?" To which the driver replies, "perm." Looking puzzled the policeman asks the driver, "can I see your licence" to which the driver replies "crew cut." Looking a little annoyed the policeman asks "where have you been tonight?" To which the driver replies "short back and sides." Finally giving up, the policeman calls his colleague over and says to him, "you'll have to deal with this because I don't speak urdu.""
Hahahaha crying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s brown and sticky....
A stick
Best joke ever! 
Especially on the vicar of dibley
You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.  "
Mate I love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s brown and sticky....
A stick
Best joke ever!
Especially on the vicar of dibley
You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.
Mate I love it "
I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Tortoise was going home one evening when he was attacked and beaten by two slugs .
When the police arrived they asked the Tortoise to give a statement of the events .
"Im not sure " replied the Tortoise " it all happened so fast !! " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s brown and sticky....
A stick
Best joke ever!
Especially on the vicar of dibley
You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.
Mate I love it
I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol "
Don’t be daft YouTube it I’m sure it will come up and then you’ll understand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Tortoise was going home one evening when he was attacked and beaten by two slugs .
When the police arrived they asked the Tortoise to give a statement of the events .
"Im not sure " replied the Tortoise " it all happened so fast !! " "
Hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s brown and sticky....
A stick
Best joke ever!
Especially on the vicar of dibley
You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.
Mate I love it
I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol
Don’t be daft YouTube it I’m sure it will come up and then you’ll understand "
Sorry mate, there’s better uses for the internet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s brown and sticky....
A stick
Best joke ever!
Especially on the vicar of dibley
You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.
Mate I love it
I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol
Don’t be daft YouTube it I’m sure it will come up and then you’ll understand
Sorry mate, there’s better uses for the internet "
Ok enjoy the rest of your evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s brown and sticky....
A stick
Best joke ever!
Especially on the vicar of dibley
You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.
Mate I love it
I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol
Don’t be daft YouTube it I’m sure it will come up and then you’ll understand
Sorry mate, there’s better uses for the internet
Ok enjoy the rest of your evening "
Thanks mate. Maybe I’ll check it out next week when I’m bored at work lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s brown and sticky....
A stick
Best joke ever!
Especially on the vicar of dibley
You just admitted you watch vicar of dibley. Now that’s funny.
Mate I love it
I’ve never seen it. I wouldn’t of posted that joke otherwise lol
Don’t be daft YouTube it I’m sure it will come up and then you’ll understand
Sorry mate, there’s better uses for the internet
Ok enjoy the rest of your evening
Thanks mate. Maybe I’ll check it out next week when I’m bored at work lol "
Yea do so it’s your joke which is hilarious and then more |
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